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watch this in its entirety w/o turning away
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
watch this in its entirety w/o turning away
You will fail
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'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Indeed! Getting all of those dead white blood cells out must have felt great!Jaeger wrote:That must've felt so good to get that shit out.
What the hell causes those things, anyway? Anybody know?
--Jaeger
Sure, it was vile to watch but pretty cool that he had friends willing to do that for him. Those girls were pretty damn, stand-up, cool given they were practically dry heaving at the outset and they perservered! I think he owes them a good dinner.
No idea what causes those damn things.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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I had one on my forearm once; the plan was to get me drunk and then they'd hold me down, pinch it with a pair of vise-grips and then cut it off with a knife.
Only the first part of the plan went off without a hitch, but when I get that drunk I sometimes get combative. At least, I used to. Now I can't even get that drunk.
Only the first part of the plan went off without a hitch, but when I get that drunk I sometimes get combative. At least, I used to. Now I can't even get that drunk.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
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Impressive, most impressive. I hope they were liberal with the antiseptic though, that doesn't look like the most sterile of environments. It would suck if he got infected, after all.
Eye pus? Eye lancing? Un Chien Andalou as reimagined by Eli Roth? That's some powerful nightmare fuel.sandor wrote:now imagine that with an eye.
and MRSA instead of any ol' staph.
and a toddler instead of an adult.
that is what i get to see at work!
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
- sandor
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Philthadelphia, Pa
something like that. but livelier colors, and a bit more sterile.rolly wrote:Impressive, most impressive. I hope they were liberal with the antiseptic though, that doesn't look like the most sterile of environments. It would suck if he got infected, after all.
Eye pus? Eye lancing? Un Chien Andalou as reimagined by Eli Roth? That's some powerful nightmare fuel.sandor wrote:now imagine that with an eye.
and MRSA instead of any ol' staph.
and a toddler instead of an adult.
that is what i get to see at work!
the monotonous day-to-day includes this:

the fun things are the abscessed MRSA infections masquerading as blastomas. it is funny, because there was relief when we found out the kid "just" had a rampant MRSA infection in his eye/orbit. the screwed up thing about being a cancer center...
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Dead Alive. yes, a lovely scene. That wasAmes wrote:Watched it while eating a custard. What's the problem?
But this was
Did it to myself in jr. high with a boil on my elbow. Not as big even if it felt like it.
Guh
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Seen this before, pretty gnarly but I bet it felt so good getting rid of that.
The chick not wearing gloves and having a little band-aid on her finger kinda grossed me out.
Tune in next week when Nancy loses a finger.
The chick not wearing gloves and having a little band-aid on her finger kinda grossed me out.
Tune in next week when Nancy loses a finger.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
- mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
Meh, really not bad..... now if they could package smell with the video then it might be of note. The one I squeezed out of my mom was about the size of a tangello, an infection from her morphine pump site. The goo is nasty but the smell of rotting flesh is what made it special.....
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
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Bestguess
- Casper the Friendly Ghost
I'm hungry now,
off to get some cottage cheese and crackers.
'05 SV 650 (SOLD)
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
_________________________________
Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
_________________________________
Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Yeah, the vid wasn't that bad. Kinda fascinating, actually.
That picture of whatever was going on in someone's eye, though... I can't look at that shit. All I saw was iodine and an eyebrow, and I'm glad I already knew the context, because eye trauma is just something I can't deal with looking at.
That picture of whatever was going on in someone's eye, though... I can't look at that shit. All I saw was iodine and an eyebrow, and I'm glad I already knew the context, because eye trauma is just something I can't deal with looking at.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
- sandor
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Philthadelphia, Pa
the picture is pretty benign, just a 30 gauge needle, so the hole is pretty much self-sealing, and an injection of pegaptanib which will then bind to protein signals and prevent growth of blood vessels... the betadine and speculum make it look less endearing, but the procedure is done with topical antistetics, and takes all of 15 seconds. there are legions of the 55+ crowd having these injections done every 4-6 weeks to prevent vision loss.WeAintFoundShit wrote:Yeah, the vid wasn't that bad. Kinda fascinating, actually.
That picture of whatever was going on in someone's eye, though... I can't look at that shit. All I saw was iodine and an eyebrow, and I'm glad I already knew the context, because eye trauma is just something I can't deal with looking at.
we use it (and similar drugs), investigationally, to inhibit blood vessel growth in tumors, and to (hopefully) prevent collateral damage in healthy tissue from brachytherapy and chemotherapy.
we get a lot of great cases, but i save them for my lectures, or to show off in person.
http://www.eyecancerinfo.com/Pages/photogal.htm
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vespaboy
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver
Without smell the video is harmless. The pus those larger cyst put out can be FOUL.
A few years back when I worked in the operating room we drained almost a full liter of fluid from a pilonidal cyst. You could smell it down the hall, and the smell lingered and clung to you, like smoke. I remember seeing my charge nurse, a tough as nails woman who had, in 20 years as an OR nurse in a major trauma center, probably seen more gross stuff than most people can imagine, leaning against the wall about to throw up... That was a horrible smell...
A few years back when I worked in the operating room we drained almost a full liter of fluid from a pilonidal cyst. You could smell it down the hall, and the smell lingered and clung to you, like smoke. I remember seeing my charge nurse, a tough as nails woman who had, in 20 years as an OR nurse in a major trauma center, probably seen more gross stuff than most people can imagine, leaning against the wall about to throw up... That was a horrible smell...
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My Little Pony
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Maine
For those of you who don't know what a pilonidal cyst is, it is an infection in a sinus which is located at the top of the gluteal cleft, also known as your ass crack. I know this because I've had the misfortune myself, twice. Very painful! Thankfully, mine drained on its own both times, and wasn't anything like a liter. And as I recall, it didn't have much of a smell. The first one I had was just before I got married. My wife was very helpful in expressing the cyst, and through this, I knew I had me a good gal.vespaboy wrote:Without smell the video is harmless. The pus those larger cyst put out can be FOUL.
A few years back when I worked in the operating room we drained almost a full liter of fluid from a pilonidal cyst. You could smell it down the hall, and the smell lingered and clung to you, like smoke. I remember seeing my charge nurse, a tough as nails woman who had, in 20 years as an OR nurse in a major trauma center, probably seen more gross stuff than most people can imagine, leaning against the wall about to throw up... That was a horrible smell...
Every dollar we spend is a vote for how we want the world to be
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Korpen
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
- Location: Madison
I would've guessed 22 gauge by the looks of it, but that makes me feel a little better actually.sandor wrote:the picture is pretty benign, just a 30 gauge needle
Thanks for reminding me that I have pudding I should eat soon...Ames wrote:Watched it while eating a custard. What's the problem?
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
I have a friend who had one of those cysts a long time ago. Seeing that video made me think of it, and now I know what it's called, so thanks!
Now that that is out of the way... A FUCKING LITER????? Good lord! Was the person overweight or somehow non-ambulatory? I can't think of any other way you could accumulate a liter of fluid right at your tailbone without *really* noticing it.
That had to have been a pain in the ass (meant literally) for a LONG time.
Now that that is out of the way... A FUCKING LITER????? Good lord! Was the person overweight or somehow non-ambulatory? I can't think of any other way you could accumulate a liter of fluid right at your tailbone without *really* noticing it.
That had to have been a pain in the ass (meant literally) for a LONG time.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
- Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
I just can't believe that a botfly larvae video has not shown up here yet...

When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
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- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
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