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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:25 pm
I left the previous owner's number on my supermoto so those I ran into on message boards or repeat performances at the track would remember me more easily.
It's much easier to walk up to someone with all of your gear off and say "Hey, I'm KTM #34" than say "I'm the dude with the dirtbike helmet and leathers on."
At any rate, those old numbers made me feel like a royal poseur, since I've never entered a race in my life (yet).
Thanks to MATPOC, the problem is solved:
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
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Contact:
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by Beemer Dan » Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:01 pm
That is the coolest thing I've seen all week!
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
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by UndertheGun » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:28 pm
Thats totally rad. I have thoroughly enjoyed your writeups on your exploits with this bike so far. This makes it all that much better.
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
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by MATPOC » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:44 pm
I love when it all comes together!
Can't wait for some action shots
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12ci
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia
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by 12ci » Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:17 pm
mmmmmm....pie
today you decide what tomorrow will bring
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
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by calamari kid » Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:58 pm
Hair pi?
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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by guitargeek » Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:45 am
That's all-encompassingly bad ass.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:49 am
Thank you GG, for sending me on a Mitch Hedberg kick.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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by thrasherbill » Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:52 pm
calamari kid wrote:Hair pi?
Close but....
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:06 pm
Hehehehe... I went out to the garage, looked at the bike, and it immediately dawned on me: Pumpkin Pi.
I doooo love me some pumpkin pie, so it makes sense that I would be so fond of this.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
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by Beemer Dan » Mon Dec 20, 2010 4:02 pm
ROFL! Stop hogging all the jangleplatz! Reminds me of riding with Pattio on Halloween, he had a jack-o-lantern on the headlight of his DR!
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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Sebastacruz
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Santa cruz
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by Sebastacruz » Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:13 pm
heh
xr650l, xr600, xr400, xr100, trickest hawk around and hella bicycles.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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by Zer0 » Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:57 pm
Well chosen, Shit. Einstein's birthday was March 14, also Philip Conrad Vincent, the man who gave us the Black Shadow, Rapide and Black Lightning
Speaking of porn, a good day for pporn connisseurs too:
1975 – Johan Paulik, Slovak pornographic actor
1985 – Eva Angelina, American pornographic actress
1985 – Brianna Love, American pornographic actress
1985 – Ariel Rebel, Canadian pornographic actress
1988 – Sasha Grey, American pornographic actress
My wedding anniversary is pi-day as well
Oh yeah, my b uddy was the cimnematographer for the movie π
How bout that, huh?
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Aggroton
- Chuck Asap
- Location: Wrenchtown
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by Aggroton » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:38 am
I love that movie...
thats a sweet bike.
