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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Think About This
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"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
I made it to almost 2 minutes. Yes I laughed.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
- Pintgudge
- The Big Oooola
- Location: Tacoma
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
Pint, this statement is complete and utter fail. Try to watch it again with the sound on and you will understand.Pintgudge wrote:I didn't have the sound on, but I watched the whole thing.
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Edit:Rolly, I am rolling on the floor laughing, regarding our coincident petitions.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Yes, the sound is a critical component of the joy.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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gazza
- Minister of Weather Control
- Location: Andalucia
oh, an early Portishead video.
The Wakening of the Ancient Ice Cthulhu.
2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.
1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
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2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.
1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
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- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
This is what the director for the Willy Wonka movie did to pay for film school. Just when you thought nothing could be more embarrassing than goat on man porn
The only thing that could have made this better is oompaloompas

The only thing that could have made this better is oompaloompas

They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
MADE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH!
I couldn't stop laughing, especially when EVERY explosion (even electrical boxes shorting out) made the same noise as a car/bus/demolition/rocket-booster explosion from any Quinn/Martin production.
I couldn't stop laughing, especially when EVERY explosion (even electrical boxes shorting out) made the same noise as a car/bus/demolition/rocket-booster explosion from any Quinn/Martin production.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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CarolinaBoy
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Seattle, WA
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
It's good, but way too general. I did dig the psychedelic soundtrack.
I think safety instructions are more worthwhile when dealing with the specific safety hazards inherent to the specific job, rather than all industrial work in general.
Like so:
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I think safety instructions are more worthwhile when dealing with the specific safety hazards inherent to the specific job, rather than all industrial work in general.
Like so:
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
Holy shit DerGolgo, that is fucking jangleplatz!! I love the severed arm with chainsaw cam! Someone really should do a parody of these with computer programmers! Or librarians! Oh shit, rock stars! You could totally do one of these types of PSA's about rockstars!
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Yeah, back in my construction days our safety supervisors loved pulling old school shit like this out.
It does make a good point though, as comical as those vidoes are, can you imagine working at a paper mill and seeing someone pulled into a machine? Or falling from a scaffold (seen that myself) or being struck by a piece of heavy equipment? Its funny to watch people turn into ragdolls while they fall but dealing with them being seriously hurt after they land is no fun. Not trying to be a downer, just sayin'...
It does make a good point though, as comical as those vidoes are, can you imagine working at a paper mill and seeing someone pulled into a machine? Or falling from a scaffold (seen that myself) or being struck by a piece of heavy equipment? Its funny to watch people turn into ragdolls while they fall but dealing with them being seriously hurt after they land is no fun. Not trying to be a downer, just sayin'...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
There were some guys working on the roof of the car dealership next door a few weeks ago, and one of them had a rope tied around his waist.
I wanted to o explain to him that he'd be better off falling the 15 feet to the ground than falling 10 and having his spine severed, internal organs re-arranged, but he just kind of ignored me because he thought I was going to tell him to clean up the shit he was dropping in my yard.
Which I was.
My fave in the video was the sound the baling monster made when it ate the guy.
OM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOMNOM!!!!!
I wanted to o explain to him that he'd be better off falling the 15 feet to the ground than falling 10 and having his spine severed, internal organs re-arranged, but he just kind of ignored me because he thought I was going to tell him to clean up the shit he was dropping in my yard.
Which I was.
My fave in the video was the sound the baling monster made when it ate the guy.
OM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOMNOM!!!!!
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
- Pintgudge
- The Big Oooola
- Location: Tacoma
But it's hard to get folks to pay attention to stuff, that's why these videos are good. They're so corny they are effective.
That guy who got his toe chopped off? At my plant it was all of the toes.
Guy walks differently now after a three month vacation, and his math skills are permanently screwed because he only has fifteen instead of twenty to count!
The guy being winched out of the pit, unconscious? That too.
It IS good to go home after work!
That guy who got his toe chopped off? At my plant it was all of the toes.
Guy walks differently now after a three month vacation, and his math skills are permanently screwed because he only has fifteen instead of twenty to count!
The guy being winched out of the pit, unconscious? That too.
It IS good to go home after work!
If man is fit to be governed, is any man fit to govern?
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Mildly on subject, interesting work-safety posters from the USSR:


Oh, look! He's making a little clone of himself:
(Something about only ever using the forceps to put the workpiece into the die...if this is, indeed, how they manufactured little plastic bears, well, no wonder the USSR went and collapsed).
The one on the right doesn't look very concerned, does she?

http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2011 ... more-33189
Judging by the repeat appearance of rotary tables, soviet drilling operations must have been seriously dangerous!


Oh, look! He's making a little clone of himself:
(Something about only ever using the forceps to put the workpiece into the die...if this is, indeed, how they manufactured little plastic bears, well, no wonder the USSR went and collapsed).The one on the right doesn't look very concerned, does she?

http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2011 ... more-33189
Judging by the repeat appearance of rotary tables, soviet drilling operations must have been seriously dangerous!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
- Contact: