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Ban Guzzi
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A Dual Sport for Tank...

Post by Ban Guzzi » Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:05 pm

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Looks like fun and should help with her habit of buying mutiple bikes...Her little Duck can multi-task now!! :lol: :evil: :lol:


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Flat_Black_Rat
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Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:05 am

That is sick, must be some wierd supermoto type thing, with pucks on in the dirt...
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Post by kam » Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:21 pm

thats awesome. Is that from a supermotard race?? Might explain the pucks..
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Post by rhinoviper » Thu Sep 15, 2005 9:42 pm

Didn't see this on the first go-around! I think she should invest! Or maybe she could get her hands on those super-change-o tires from MI-2!
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Post by zig » Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:00 pm

perfect new mexico mountain pursuit sled !!!
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Post by Tank » Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:27 pm

THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN
I'm not so sure my ducky would like that very much but I'm sure I could find one that would :mrgreen: :evil:
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Post by zig » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:27 pm

put knobbies on the nighthawk...

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Flat_Black_Rat
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Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:32 pm

I need that for the snow
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