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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Damn, you can't get much more middle of fucking nowhere than that. How long?
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Seems like there are worse places to be stuck...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Bestguess
- Casper the Friendly Ghost
Hey Roc,
I've already been back to your parking garage and shat on your bikes.
Fucker. Hope you get sun burnt and lose a toe to a coconut crab!
I've already been back to your parking garage and shat on your bikes.
Fucker. Hope you get sun burnt and lose a toe to a coconut crab!
'05 SV 650 (SOLD)
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
_________________________________
Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
_________________________________
Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
It was cold today, 85 in the shade......went snorkling but the water was cloudy...... oh yeah and the Minnasota Viking cheeleaders are here on a USO tour....
and guess which scruffy 9 fingered Goon was selected to give them a tour/briefing........
(old Goon pic) hmmm i wonder if the barber will give me a mohawk....
and guess which scruffy 9 fingered Goon was selected to give them a tour/briefing........
(old Goon pic) hmmm i wonder if the barber will give me a mohawk....
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
Tours completed, briefings concluded, sterotypes reinforced, sterotypes defied....all in all very interesting......BUT before everyone departed the ship:
"Mr. Rock could you explain the website www.blackletter.org"
so at the request of others the complete story of tours and briefings will be held at a time/location TBD.....
BTW, its 86 and sunny here should I go snorkling or just have a gin and tonic?
"Mr. Rock could you explain the website www.blackletter.org"
so at the request of others the complete story of tours and briefings will be held at a time/location TBD.....
BTW, its 86 and sunny here should I go snorkling or just have a gin and tonic?
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
You're kidding, right? I mean, nobody actually asked that question, did they?Rock wrote:Tours completed, briefings concluded, sterotypes reinforced, sterotypes defied....all in all very interesting......BUT before everyone departed the ship:
"Mr. Rock could you explain the website www.blackletter.org"
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
