Turbospoke
I should get one of these, people are always telling me the EffZed is not loud enough.
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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
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Lod Pipes…
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Turbospoke
I should get one of these, people are always telling me the EffZed is not loud enough.
Turbospoke
I should get one of these, people are always telling me the EffZed is not loud enough.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Shit if I was a kid I would totally buy that. My grandad's old Honus Wagner card in the spokes of my huffy wore out quick.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Incredible to think that, after all those years, someone has improved on the decades and decades old techniqze of sticking playing cards in your spokes, but has managed to package it in a horribly annoying way.
I bet replacement cards don't come cheap.
I bet replacement cards don't come cheap.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
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it DOES make your bike faster, it is scientifically proven.
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I'm not really from around here.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
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Now I have to know…DerGolgo wrote:Incredible to think that, after all those years, someone has improved on the decades and decades old techniqze of sticking playing cards in your spokes, but has managed to package it in a horribly annoying way.
I bet replacement cards don't come cheap.
Checked the website, three dollars or three Euros for a set of three cards. That's not out of line with what the oldschool alternative, trading cards, sell for these days.
The whole thing is $20, not bad. If I was a kid I would totally want one.
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Mean Chuck
- Delaware Destroyer
I wonder if you put six of them on there if it would sound like Mike Hailwood's old RC166 Honda? Build a replica pedal bike version maybe?
I can do science too, mate.
I can do science too, mate.
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Sisyphus
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