It's here.
The ladies are out in their short shorts.
It's in the mid sixties.
I am laying on a park bench.
And I am a little... too... warm.
I will do my best to send this weather eastward.
It's coming.
Sooooon....
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Spring.
-
WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
-
rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
-
goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Re: Spring.
get a job hippy!WeAintFoundShit wrote:It's here.
The ladies are out in their short shorts.
It's in the mid sixties.
I am laying on a park bench.
And I am a little... too... warm.
I will do my best to send this weather eastward.
It's coming.
Sooooon....
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
-
thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Re: Spring.
goose wrote:get a job hippy!WeAintFoundShit wrote:It's here.
The ladies are out in their short shorts.
It's in the mid sixties.
I am laying on a park bench.
And I am a little... too... warm.
I will do my best to send this weather eastward.
It's coming.
Sooooon....
What he said. And fuck off while you're at it! Damn car has been hard starting and finally wouldn't start at all this morning. Looks like I'm back on two full time for a while and the forecast is high 30's/low 40's and heavy rain for the next ten days.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
-
Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
-
thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Looks like I peed pants
Zipper broke on new rain gear
Back to dealership.
Zipper broke on new rain gear
Back to dealership.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
-
dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
gray skies brown grass
spring is lurking behind dead trees
like a pedofile
spring is lurking behind dead trees
like a pedofile
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
-
Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Daylight Savings Time
Give me a little more Sun
I am not a bat.
Springtime in Libya
"We must enforce no-fly zone!"
Trepan me now, please
Damn Japanese poetry
It's worse than Twitter
Coherent discourse
My thoughts are limited to
One hundred forty.
--Jaeger
Give me a little more Sun
I am not a bat.
Springtime in Libya
"We must enforce no-fly zone!"
Trepan me now, please
Archaic stuctureRev wrote:That's fucking awful.dozer wrote:gray skies brown grass
spring is lurking behind dead trees
like a pedofile
Syllables are all fucked up.
Please learn to haiku.
Damn Japanese poetry
It's worse than Twitter
Coherent discourse
My thoughts are limited to
One hundred forty.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
-
goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Sunday at the track
Hippy on orange Motard
Backing in corner
Hippy on orange Motard
Backing in corner
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Rain pants warranteed
Should have dry ride home tonight
Now to fix the Benz.
Should have dry ride home tonight
Now to fix the Benz.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
-
Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
I love this thread!
read Cala Kid's post
got fifteen buck leg armor
no pepperoni knees
WAFS says spring's here
he's in California
did it for the lulz
still fucking raining
today is good day to ride
Oregon winter
WAFS rides in sun
I'm stuck in torrential rain
Earhtquakes? BAH! still jealous
cold and rainy day
I wore jeans with holes in them
I'm such a dumbass
gear up for a good ride
raining like motherfucker
stuck in coffeehouse
I try write haiku
but no room for joining-words
now sound like Matpoc
talking to police
what does UTMC mean
unicorns stole my car
From Full Throttle, one of the coolest video games ever:
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Edit: Just realized I used Goose's name in all my haikus instead of WAFS, I must still be spiteful from previous years
Corrections made.
read Cala Kid's post
got fifteen buck leg armor
no pepperoni knees
WAFS says spring's here
he's in California
did it for the lulz
still fucking raining
today is good day to ride
Oregon winter
WAFS rides in sun
I'm stuck in torrential rain
Earhtquakes? BAH! still jealous
cold and rainy day
I wore jeans with holes in them
I'm such a dumbass
gear up for a good ride
raining like motherfucker
stuck in coffeehouse
I try write haiku
but no room for joining-words
now sound like Matpoc
talking to police
what does UTMC mean
unicorns stole my car
From Full Throttle, one of the coolest video games ever:
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8ddJFq_UKU0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Edit: Just realized I used Goose's name in all my haikus instead of WAFS, I must still be spiteful from previous years
Corrections made.
Last edited by Beemer Dan on Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:47 pm, edited 1 time in total.
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
-
thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Beemer Dan wrote: talking to police
what does UTMC mean
unicorns stole my car
Border cops won't laugh
no sense of humour in booth
rubber gloves no lube.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
You whiney non-Cals
whining abpout your weather
and no lane-splitting
It's 80 down here,
no clouds, beautiful lunch ride
why you alll so glum?
I'm very happy
and wish you could lane-split home
then smoke legal bud
Yes, California's
the place to be, to fire up
your bike or your bong
So chill, my good peeps
be happpy that I can ride
for us all--year round
For you I must do,
and ride in sunny warm clime
your hero--Zer0
DISCLAIMER--these 5-7-5 haiku in no way imply I subscribe to this clumsy, outdated mode of English language Haiku structure, but I do this to humor you Haiku Luddites.
whining abpout your weather
and no lane-splitting
It's 80 down here,
no clouds, beautiful lunch ride
why you alll so glum?
I'm very happy
and wish you could lane-split home
then smoke legal bud
Yes, California's
the place to be, to fire up
your bike or your bong
So chill, my good peeps
be happpy that I can ride
for us all--year round
For you I must do,
and ride in sunny warm clime
your hero--Zer0
DISCLAIMER--these 5-7-5 haiku in no way imply I subscribe to this clumsy, outdated mode of English language Haiku structure, but I do this to humor you Haiku Luddites.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
California Spring
Fuels East Coast Resentment
My bike roars for thee
Fuels East Coast Resentment
My bike roars for thee
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
-
rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
-
Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
-
WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
-
Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
It's a haiku feud.
We are cold and they are warm.
East Coast v. West Coast.
Biggie and 2PAC
were nothing compared to this
bitter rivalry.
We are cold and they are warm.
East Coast v. West Coast.
Biggie and 2PAC
were nothing compared to this
bitter rivalry.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
The Cali UTs
bring the mu'fuggin sweetness.
All else--you been brought
bring the mu'fuggin sweetness.
All else--you been brought
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
-
WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis