Okay, FoD is not exactly the gathering place of the A-list of A-list-celebrities (quite the opposite, really), but one cannot help but feel that Mr. Sheen is having the time of his life.
He is having more sex, drugs and general insanity than should be possible for a single person, he acts like a total looney and has the world enthralled with himself, he is, it seems, genuinely disinterested in the rest of the world's opinion of him...and, important, he takes the time out to make fun of himself:
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Mr. Sheen, I salute you!
He is the paragon of integrity. Everyone accuses him of being a crazy, drug-addled, sex-maniac egomaniac...and he smiles, nods in agreement and carries on.
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Charlie Sheen is having WAY too much fun...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
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I said I have a big stick.
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