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Watch this kid get fucking owned. My new hero.
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So rad.
So, so rad...
I went that same route in Jr. high. I was the smallest fucking kid in school, and got bullied and had my ass kicked on a regular basis.
Then I snapped a little, stopped giving a fuck, and started laying kids the fuck out. I could have never pulled a move as awesome as this kid's body slam, but I punched, kicked, and elbowed enough dudes in the face that nobody messed with me anymore.
Still got a bunch of scars on my hands from doing it, too...
So, so rad...
I went that same route in Jr. high. I was the smallest fucking kid in school, and got bullied and had my ass kicked on a regular basis.
Then I snapped a little, stopped giving a fuck, and started laying kids the fuck out. I could have never pulled a move as awesome as this kid's body slam, but I punched, kicked, and elbowed enough dudes in the face that nobody messed with me anymore.
Still got a bunch of scars on my hands from doing it, too...
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Video removed for terms of use violation.
Can someone who has seen it find an alternative?
I remember getting bullied in school, but whenever I'd smack-down the asshats, I'd end up in trouble for being violent, which was unacceptable, etc.
Bullying the fat kid was okay, though, apparently.
Can someone who has seen it find an alternative?
I remember getting bullied in school, but whenever I'd smack-down the asshats, I'd end up in trouble for being violent, which was unacceptable, etc.
Bullying the fat kid was okay, though, apparently.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Not sure about another source of the vid, but it is a must see.DerGolgo wrote:Bullying the fat kid was okay, though, apparently.
The blow by blow:
Skinny little shit child starts tormenting heavy kid. throws a fair punch to heavy kids face (which he took pretty well). Skinny kid throws a couple more and starts dancing around like he's some kind of boxer as friends taunt. All of a sudden, heavy kid grabs skinny kid, picks him up to about head height, and throws him down onto the concrete. Crowd is shocked, heavy kid stands up to another kid who tries to protest, then walks away as skinny kid finds walking to be a futile waste of energy. Fucked that smart-arse little shit up properly.
As another one of the bullied, I loved seeing the worm turn.
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This one?
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The name of the bullied kid is Casey Heynes.
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This happened at a school in Australia, apparently. The kid is being hailed as a hero by some on the web, most notably 4chan. Might have something to do with why they posted the school's address and other particulars.
I just thought the video was awesome. I think we've all been that kid. I know I was. The fat one, I mean.
I just thought the video was awesome. I think we've all been that kid. I know I was. The fat one, I mean.
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Arguably the bigger kid could have killed the little bully by doing that. Lucky for the big kid. That being said, thumbs up!
I was the fat kid before 8th grade and was bullied a lot. One day I snapped, was in an extended brawl with the major perp. I can't say I won the fight, but I won the war. Nobody got on my case after that.
I was the fat kid before 8th grade and was bullied a lot. One day I snapped, was in an extended brawl with the major perp. I can't say I won the fight, but I won the war. Nobody got on my case after that.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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yup, I almost find him gentle in the way he drop him instead of braking the back or the neck of the skinny kid. Could have come to a really bad ending.Toonce(s) wrote:Arguably the bigger kid could have killed the little bully by doing that. Lucky for the big kid. That being said, thumbs up!
I was the fat kid before 8th grade and was bullied a lot. One day I snapped, was in an extended brawl with the major perp. I can't say I won the fight, but I won the war. Nobody got on my case after that.
And hmm no I don't remember bieng bullied at school. My bigger brother did it at home
I'm not really from around here.
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I saw that video yesterday and it made me nauseous. Don't get me wrong, I love it when a bully gets a lesson, but I really don't enjoy watching a child get slammed on pavement. That could have turned out a lot worse.
Glad the kid got a lesson in pain, and nothing worse (I presume), but I did not enjoy watching it.
Glad the kid got a lesson in pain, and nothing worse (I presume), but I did not enjoy watching it.
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"The English: They talk like fags and fight like dogs."Jonny wrote:It's amazing what you can be bullied for. I was the kid who was a low self esteem joker and had a bit of an English accent. After years of that I learned to snap and fight dirty because of all their shit. Bullies get the broken end of the pool stick up the arse if I ruled the world.
(Yankee expression from WWII)
And personally having had similar experiences as a kid -- with similar results -- I find this vid particularly satisfying.
If you initiate the violence (as this little fuck clearly did) then you deserve whatever you get. Violence hurts. That's the point. Don't want to get hurt? Don't throw the first punch. (Especially when the other person is so much bigger! I mean, fuckin' DUH?!)
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One of the latest forms of bullying is actually-- food bullying. Kids that are allergic to things like peanuts (could be deadly) are taunted with/about food by other kids.
Both my sons have food allergies/sensitivities. But they're both very gentle kids. This worries me. They've never seen tv violence or even cartoon violence. I'm not sure what to do about this.
Both my sons have food allergies/sensitivities. But they're both very gentle kids. This worries me. They've never seen tv violence or even cartoon violence. I'm not sure what to do about this.
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Show them violence? That would probably solve the "not having seen violence" problem. Just hit them a little.Sisyphus wrote:One of the latest forms of bullying is actually-- food bullying. Kids that are allergic to things like peanuts (could be deadly) are taunted with/about food by other kids.
Both my sons have food allergies/sensitivities. But they're both very gentle kids. This worries me. They've never seen tv violence or even cartoon violence. I'm not sure what to do about this.
Before you get your panties all twisted... I'm totally kidding. Food bullying is truly terrifying. People probably won't notice until some innocent kid dies while bullies dance around them lying on the ground as their throat swells shut and they asphyxiate after forcibly feeding them jif and having taken their epipen and taunting them with it.
I for one used to not be fat, (I am now, but made it through HS and some of college) but I have been in that big kid's situation about 1000 times. I've got the scars and the voluntary trips to the hospital to prove it. Fuck that little kid. Back in the day I hit a kid, who was bullying one of the band kids, with a desk. (Yeah, I hit him with the whole fucking desk. Threw it on him... from across the room.) It would be a more entertaining story but I pretty much just told it. I got in trouble but who gives a fuck, it was the right thing to do. And honestly it's really hard not to get suspended from school. (Yes I just said that hitting someone with a desk was the right thing to do... as far as justice goes... I stand by it.)
Not to drag him into it, (actually TOTALLY to drag him into it) MeanChuck (and some of the other big statuesque angular northern euorpean motherfuckers around here) probably knows what I'm talking about. Being bigger, badder and tougher than most there is a responsibility we have. Things big strong people are occasionally forced to teach to bullies; no matter how badass or big or tough you think you are. Someone else is badass-er-er, bigger or tougher than you. Sometimes it breaks their heart to have to prove it to you. (Right Chuck?) But bullies fucking deserve it. That kid in the video didn't want to hurt that kid. I can say with 100% certainty he didn't. He didn't want to be pushed that far. He literally had his back to the wall. Someone needs to go and check to make sure that twiggy little bully doesn't have a freezer full of kittens in old butter containers with notches cut in the top so he could laugh while they poked their little noses out to try to catch their breath before they died. And while they are at it, they should make sure daddy isn't fucking his little sister. The world is a terrible and fucked up place and parents are certainly doing their part to make sure the next generation is more fucked up than this one was. Kids aren't bullies because they saw it on tv. They become bullies because daddy or mommy showed them that if they act like a jackass and are mean to people at the grocery store, then they get their way. It is a taught behavior. I can assure you that this little fuck's parent's were chewing his teacher out months before this event happened. I can assure you that the teacher reported his awful behavior, the parents then went to the principal and bullied him until he finally caved and disciplined the teacher for reporting it. (How close is that Ames?) Nice. Fuckhead parents show fuckhead children how to be fuckheads.
Fuck bullies... they get what they deserve. Publicly and with something big, jagged, rusty and oddly misshapen.
True, free life lesson: If you don't want someone bigger than you to use your face to remove the sink from the wall in the bathroom, you shouldn't have hit that girl. I'm just sayin'.
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As both a teacher and a parent I'm kind of torn on this...only kind of. I was a skinny smart kid who was regularly fucked with by bullies. In middle school I was in a walking cast (did I mention uncoordinated skinny smart kid?) when one of my regular tormentors started trying to push me over, you know, 'cause pushing the hobbled kid over was just funny.
What he didn't know was that my injury came from a sparring accident in my martial arts class. Before either of us really knew what was happening I'd done a spin kick and nailed him in the side of the face with my cast. Problems abated after that. In high school, where this kind of Neanderthal tended to travel in packs, I learned to just be too weird for them to handle.
Both were important lessons, but I'm pretty positive that if I'd not stood up for myself in middle school (and yes, there was a trip to the principal's office involved), then they would have continued to fuck with me all through high school.
I've laid down the law with all of my kids, if I find out you started the fight I will throw you to the wolves, but if they pushed even after you tried to walk away and you laid them out, I will totally have your back.
Personally, I think the kid in the video just kind of snapped. He'd had enough of the little shit and he just did what he did to make it stop. I know a lot of people who have gone to that place and weren't able to come back as quickly or completely as that kid did. Congrats to him for his self-control.
What he didn't know was that my injury came from a sparring accident in my martial arts class. Before either of us really knew what was happening I'd done a spin kick and nailed him in the side of the face with my cast. Problems abated after that. In high school, where this kind of Neanderthal tended to travel in packs, I learned to just be too weird for them to handle.
Both were important lessons, but I'm pretty positive that if I'd not stood up for myself in middle school (and yes, there was a trip to the principal's office involved), then they would have continued to fuck with me all through high school.
I've laid down the law with all of my kids, if I find out you started the fight I will throw you to the wolves, but if they pushed even after you tried to walk away and you laid them out, I will totally have your back.
Personally, I think the kid in the video just kind of snapped. He'd had enough of the little shit and he just did what he did to make it stop. I know a lot of people who have gone to that place and weren't able to come back as quickly or completely as that kid did. Congrats to him for his self-control.
Cheers,
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WeAintFoundShit wrote: I was the smallest fucking kid in school
Somehow this is so fucking hard to believe!
I was the shortest, skinniest and second youngest kid in my class, I learned how to run fast, probably the fastest sprinter in entire school. Also I learned to "flip out" once in a while, they tend to leave you alone after you crack a planter on someones scull!
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True story, man. Up until the summer before high school, I was literally the smallest guy in my entire grade. I was also an emotional basketcase because my life was kinda fucked up. The combo of the two made me a fucking lightning rod for bullies. I got jumped by CROWDS of motherfuckers. I would skip class, skip school, and started hanging out with the "bad" kids just to avoid getting pounded.MATPOC wrote:WeAintFoundShit wrote: I was the smallest fucking kid in school
Somehow this is so fucking hard to believe!
I was the shortest, skinniest and second youngest kid in my class, I learned how to run fast, probably the fastest sprinter in entire school. Also I learned to "flip out" once in a while, they tend to leave you alone after you crack a planter on someones scull!
After a while, though, I just stopped giving a fuck. I punched a kid in the mouth who was a good foot taller than me, if not more, and I did it while I was outnumbered four to one (and all of the kids were his same size).
Another time, someone shoved me from behind, and I threw a spinning elbow before I even saw who it was. I can still remember the kid, sitting in the entrance to the girl's restroom (where I had knocked him) holding his jaw in disbelief.
The epic brawl was in an art class. Some dude was frustrated with his art project, and he decided that the best way to deal with it was to kick me in the side. I punched him in the mouth so many times that I backed him all the way out of the room, and most of the way across the hall outside, all the while the teacher was freaking out behind me. I hit him like it was like a good hockey fight. That's the dude most of my knuckle scars came from.
I turned into a little pit bull, and snapped at the drop of a hat if anyone so much as touched me.
Later on, the kid who I popped in the mouth in front of all of his friends tried to start shit with me again (in front of all of his friends). He wouldn't touch me, though. Never did again after I hit him.
Then, between Jr. high and high school, I grew about a foot. Good goddamn did that ever hurt like a motherfucker. I've still got a huge lump of scar tissue on the front of my left knee where the tendons couldn't keep up with the bones, and ripped off little by little.
Once I got tall, I also got crazy weird. I won people's respect when I was the tiny kid who wouldn't take any shit. Once I was the tall, weird looking, crazy motherfucker on a lot of drugs, people were straight scared. I walked around with an "I FUCKING DARE YOU" attitude my freshman year, and never got messed with at all.
(Except for one kid, who was a wannabe drug dealer, that I almost shot in the face because he wanted to stab me for a seven dollar debt that wasn't even really mine.
Thank god my mom was home and kept me away from the guns. Thinking back on it now, it is terrifying to me how cold blooded and casual I was about the whole ordeal. It was a simple matter of fact that I was going to pop the back of his skull out. No questions asked.
Also, did I mention that this happened at Columbine?
Yeah, that was a pretty fucked up place to live/go to school.
That day in particular has stuck with me. I can watch it in my mind like a movie. Creepy, creepy fucking day.)
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I feel for that big kid, but also cringed a bit when the little kid hit the deck. I was anticipating a head/neck injury. Taking some lumps for being a fuckstick is one thing, death/permanent disability for a child another.
Of course we were all picked on, we're the island of misfit toys, right goose? I was always the new kid. I'd been to seven different school districts by the time I finished the 7th grade. Around 4th grade I figured out the freak-out annihilation approach to the first challenge at a new school discouraged further problems. I'm ashamed to admit I also crossed to the dark side briefly and bullied another kid for awhile in the 8th grade. Felt sick to my stomach every time I did it, but I figured if I acted like a tough guy I would somehow intimidate my tormentors. Fortunately I came out of it, and later became pretty good friends with the guy.
Of course we were all picked on, we're the island of misfit toys, right goose? I was always the new kid. I'd been to seven different school districts by the time I finished the 7th grade. Around 4th grade I figured out the freak-out annihilation approach to the first challenge at a new school discouraged further problems. I'm ashamed to admit I also crossed to the dark side briefly and bullied another kid for awhile in the 8th grade. Felt sick to my stomach every time I did it, but I figured if I acted like a tough guy I would somehow intimidate my tormentors. Fortunately I came out of it, and later became pretty good friends with the guy.
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c'mon guys, that skinny kid isn't the kid who tormented you when you were in school, It's NOT the same kid ! 
Seriously, you never know the story behind a 20 sec video on the internet. maybe the skinny kid has always been the skinnier kid in school and was beaten to shit by his dad and his 5 older brothers and once in his life he needed to prove that he too could have strength and enough courage to kick a bigger guy and then he couldn't walk for a week and the whole world (us included) (who's us btw ?) made fun of him and ten years later he still couldn't get laid and threw up at the very idea of physical violence and he became a child molester priest. School is a very thought environment, an ugly place where you have to make your place amongst others and between rules that were made for the community and not the individual. It's like a prison. The skinny kid is a kid that tries to look as badass as the other kid, not the devil in person. He'd probably be kicked in the head if he didn't. struggle for life.
As a nice fat average kid I remember I tried to get into fights just because I knew I had to once in a while, for my reputation.
Seriously, you never know the story behind a 20 sec video on the internet. maybe the skinny kid has always been the skinnier kid in school and was beaten to shit by his dad and his 5 older brothers and once in his life he needed to prove that he too could have strength and enough courage to kick a bigger guy and then he couldn't walk for a week and the whole world (us included) (who's us btw ?) made fun of him and ten years later he still couldn't get laid and threw up at the very idea of physical violence and he became a child molester priest. School is a very thought environment, an ugly place where you have to make your place amongst others and between rules that were made for the community and not the individual. It's like a prison. The skinny kid is a kid that tries to look as badass as the other kid, not the devil in person. He'd probably be kicked in the head if he didn't. struggle for life.
As a nice fat average kid I remember I tried to get into fights just because I knew I had to once in a while, for my reputation.
I'm not really from around here.
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Gahread
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Skinny kid made a habit out of this sort of thing. Habits, like skinny kids, are apparently hard to break. Just one of a number of tormentors the fat kid faced. Some people just need to have their ass beat. Skinny kid is one of them.xtian wrote:Seriously, you never know the story behind a 20 sec video on the internet
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/emotional-in ... ey-heynes/
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If you start a fight, and get bent,/broken,/killed, too bad. Shouldn't start fights.
I had my share of problems with the older/meaner kids growing up, and always had a "Don't back down" policy. Usually worked pretty well.
One time on the bus home, I was hopelessly outnumbered by bigger kids, and was made to perform an embarrassing burlesque.
Even now I think about hunting down a couple of those fuckers.
One day I just snapped, went to shop class, and returned to the locker room with a large lathe tool, a skew chisel if I remember correctly.
One guy tried to talk me down and I threatened to run him through. He shut the fuck up.
Luckily someone tackled me before I could disembowel the kid that was fucking with me.
I didn't stay at that school much longer.
Fuckin' people.
I had my share of problems with the older/meaner kids growing up, and always had a "Don't back down" policy. Usually worked pretty well.
One time on the bus home, I was hopelessly outnumbered by bigger kids, and was made to perform an embarrassing burlesque.
Even now I think about hunting down a couple of those fuckers.
One day I just snapped, went to shop class, and returned to the locker room with a large lathe tool, a skew chisel if I remember correctly.
One guy tried to talk me down and I threatened to run him through. He shut the fuck up.
Luckily someone tackled me before I could disembowel the kid that was fucking with me.
I didn't stay at that school much longer.
Fuckin' people.
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ok, now we know. screw that skinny kid.Gahread wrote:Skinny kid made a habit out of this sort of thing. Habits, like skinny kids, are apparently hard to break. Just one of a number of tormentors the fat kid faced. Some people just need to have their ass beat. Skinny kid is one of them.xtian wrote:Seriously, you never know the story behind a 20 sec video on the internet
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/emotional-in ... ey-heynes/
I'm not really from around here.
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Yes, X. This is a no brainer. Unlike Rabbit, I wasn't nauseated by this. The skinny kid had to learn his lesson. Maybe he didn't, but he started it, and Casey ended it. Good for him.
Like Shit, I was the smallest and skinniest practically through my Junior year in HS, sometimes I was smaller than the girls in elementary school. But I was never taught how to stand up for myself, and frankly wasn't good at it, so I got picked on alot (obviously the Green Beret part of my dad didn't get passed down to me). And like Ccasey, I kept it from my parents--mostly out of shame. That's why my boys are very open with eachother, but they're going to learn juijitsu or something like that as well.
This is a great story.
Like Shit, I was the smallest and skinniest practically through my Junior year in HS, sometimes I was smaller than the girls in elementary school. But I was never taught how to stand up for myself, and frankly wasn't good at it, so I got picked on alot (obviously the Green Beret part of my dad didn't get passed down to me). And like Ccasey, I kept it from my parents--mostly out of shame. That's why my boys are very open with eachother, but they're going to learn juijitsu or something like that as well.
This is a great story.
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