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JoJoLesh
Magnum Jihad
Location: Mid-Michigan
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Post by JoJoLesh » Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:05 pm

HARLEYS
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doing what they do best, sittin at a bar

Oddly, nobody knew where the closest gas was. Well, the barkeep did.


"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:16 am

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--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"

Ames
Megachiroptera Übermench
Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Post by Ames » Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:16 am

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--Jaeger
Is it just me, but for formal ceremonies shouldn't the Queen look like she's wearing something other than a housecoat?
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Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:47 am

One is the motherfucking Queen and one will wear what one motherfucking likes.

thack
Magnum Jihad

Post by thack » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:48 am

Ames wrote:Is it just me, but for formal ceremonies shouldn't the Queen look like she's wearing something other than a housecoat?
are YOU going to tell her to put on a decent dress? cause she's the queen, you know. AND SHE'S HOLDING A BAT'LETH.

Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Post by Zim » Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:19 am

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"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:15 pm

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:20 am

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--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"

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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
Location: The Muckworks
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Post by Sisyphus » Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:24 am

^Huh. Well there's a huge WTF?!
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:19 pm

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:52 pm

Oh, that's where it is.
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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

UndertheGun
Barista of Doom
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Post by UndertheGun » Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:13 pm

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Ames
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Post by Ames » Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:16 pm

UndertheGun wrote:Image
Yeah, I'll bet this guys kids are just THRILLED when grandpa pulls up. :lol:
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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:56 pm

That guy's vote counts just as much as mine...
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"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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Post by Sisyphus » Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:26 am

It's like Dr Braunner has a camper-trailer. Heelarious!
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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:33 am

The right to bare arms?

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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red
Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
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Post by red » Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:47 am

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We used to have a guy like this in my home town. He had a few different cars covered in misc scripture and rants.

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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:35 am

I think this one will amuse quite a few of you...

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Sideburn wrote:This is our new vinyl sticker. It features Dwayne, Sideburn's dirt track dingbat as designed by Kar Lee, and a saying that probably doesn't translate when fed into Babelfish. So, for foreign followers, it means if you haven't crashed sufficiently to injure yourself in a way that makes walking difficult, then you probably haven't been trying hard enough to impress us.
Of course, the concept is flawed. The guys who beat us week in, week out don't crash much. but what do you want from a sticker that is free with every order, Sartre? G
http://sideburnmag.blogspot.com/2011/03 ... ckers.html

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:00 pm

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Yes. Those are skateboards. See hence: http://www.cnngo.com/mumbai/life/mumbai ... ard-645030[/url]

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:27 am

piccini9 wrote:Oh, that's where it is.
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Back when I was building in Houston, I went on a job interview with a new company. Their lobby had terrazzo floor with nuts and bolts in it. Really cool, been googling it and can't find any images. Knowing what it takes to grind terrazzo, I can only imagine how much harder it was to grind the stone AND the hardened steel bits.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:34 am

Bigshankhank wrote:Back when I was building in Houston, I went on a job interview with a new company. Their lobby had terrazzo floor with nuts and bolts in it. Really cool, been googling it and can't find any images. Knowing what it takes to grind terrazzo, I can only imagine how much harder it was to grind the stone AND the hardened steel bits.
Like these?
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Mar 26, 2011 5:43 am

Your Google powers are greater than mine, thank you.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:26 pm

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--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"

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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
Location: The Muckworks
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Post by Sisyphus » Sat Mar 26, 2011 5:59 pm

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UndertheGun
Barista of Doom
Location: Seattle/Olympia
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Post by UndertheGun » Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:18 pm

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This is the guy who owns the camper I posted further up the last page.
He really likes Burger King.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:24 pm

Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

UndertheGun
Barista of Doom
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Post by UndertheGun » Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:35 pm

That would make some sense. What a horrible t-shirt.


"He died so you could have it your way."
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Rock
Superfudge!
Location: East Coast
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Post by Rock » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:37 am

HAHAHAH, Looks just like my little brother!!!!!
Sisyphus wrote:Image
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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sun Mar 27, 2011 4:04 am

Dozer?
Its still cold up there, I have no idea what you people do to keep entertained...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

Ames
Megachiroptera Übermench
Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Post by Ames » Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:57 am

UndertheGun wrote:That would make some sense. What a horrible t-shirt.


"He died so you could have it your way."
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BRILLIANT!
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.

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