PLEASE LOGIN TO SEE ANYTHING.
This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
Click below for more information.
EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
Click below for more information.
EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
click her for the instant fix
Show
First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
Click if you have a problem.
Show
If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
Registration Information
Show
Automatic registration is disabled for security reasons.
But fear not!
You can register!
Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent

Umah Thurman Midget Circus
Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
But fear not!
You can register!
Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent

Umah Thurman Midget Circus
Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
My son's first ride
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
My son's first ride
4 1/2 years old, got him pedaling 'round on a bike the other day without the training wheels touching. Took about five minutes of coaching, in a parking lot, so he understood balance. That bike is too big for him, so I thought on Saturday we'd put him on the little bike w/o the training wheels.
Took to it like a circus bear, grinning ear to ear. Here's the funny part: Properly sized bike is a hand-me-down. It's pink with lovely purple and white accents, says "Princess" on the side, has white tires on purple rims and little mylar butterflies on the spokes.
He wants it painted.
Took to it like a circus bear, grinning ear to ear. Here's the funny part: Properly sized bike is a hand-me-down. It's pink with lovely purple and white accents, says "Princess" on the side, has white tires on purple rims and little mylar butterflies on the spokes.
He wants it painted.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
-
Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
-
WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
-
Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
Sounds like a really fun moment- and to be honest, I can still pretty much recall how good it felt to learn to ride a bike. It's really a striking thing, when you get down to it, that pure awesomeness of the wheel, especially two of them and a little gravity, quite literally never gets old.
-Pattio-
-
Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
This was a wake up call.
My 5 1/2 year old is lacking bikeability. Wobbles crazy on her Dora the Explorah training-wheel equipped velocipede. Those outriggers never seemed right to me, so I removed them today, along with the chain, pedals and crank. Turned her bike into a poor-man's version of a Strider. She was cruising down an incline, feet up, within 5 minutes.
My 5 1/2 year old is lacking bikeability. Wobbles crazy on her Dora the Explorah training-wheel equipped velocipede. Those outriggers never seemed right to me, so I removed them today, along with the chain, pedals and crank. Turned her bike into a poor-man's version of a Strider. She was cruising down an incline, feet up, within 5 minutes.
Penny farthings notwithstanding? (How's the arm?)Pattio wrote:that pure awesomeness of the wheel, especially two of them and a little gravity, quite literally never gets old.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
-
JoJoLesh
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mid-Michigan
- Contact:
Humm...Followed that strider link, and watched the "Advantages of" vid.
My Neighbor girl was in a fairly traumatic bike accident (hit curb hard) had to be rushed off to City hospital, after seeing the little country clinic. (Thank God she was wearing her helm)
She is kinda skitish around the pedal bikes now, criourious if this Strider bike thing may be in order
My Neighbor girl was in a fairly traumatic bike accident (hit curb hard) had to be rushed off to City hospital, after seeing the little country clinic. (Thank God she was wearing her helm)
She is kinda skitish around the pedal bikes now, criourious if this Strider bike thing may be in order
"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Both my kids have the pedal-less bikes. The idea is to get them confident of the whole balance thing, and learning to pedal later on. I highly recommend them. The older one has one with a brake lever on the right side 'bar. He's all about the brake.
The little one has a Strider, doesn't come with a brake and the quality is kind of iffy overall but for the time they spend on it it's alright.
The little one has a Strider, doesn't come with a brake and the quality is kind of iffy overall but for the time they spend on it it's alright.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
-
Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Damn, that was fast.
She got two afternoons worth of moving about without the crank and pedals. Put the bike back together this afternoon and she was pedaling upright, on her own, within 1/2 hour.
There were a few crashes, but she kept at it.
She got two afternoons worth of moving about without the crank and pedals. Put the bike back together this afternoon and she was pedaling upright, on her own, within 1/2 hour.
There were a few crashes, but she kept at it.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
-
SpecialK
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: 'round
Nice Zim! Get that girl rolling. Training wheels are awful. I'll never forget standing outside the bike shop one day, when a posse of little kids went rallying by and turned a corner. They all went zooming around except the one in the back who levered himself onto just the front wheel and the outside training wheel and royally wrecked himself. Training wheels just teach you how not to ride a bike.
Sisyphus: My first bike was a Strawberry Shortcake model. It was the year I got everything on my christmas list. A hotwheels and a RED bike. Strawberry Shortcake= RED. I was stoked.
Sisyphus: My first bike was a Strawberry Shortcake model. It was the year I got everything on my christmas list. A hotwheels and a RED bike. Strawberry Shortcake= RED. I was stoked.
-
calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Very cool. That sense of empowerment and freedom that comes from the first mastering of the bicycle is powerful stuff. That day is still clear in my head today. But I gotta tell my sisters story, 'cause it's funnier.
My dad had told her that when she was five she could ride a bike. She interpreted this as, once you turn five, you magically acquire the ability to ride. So her birthday rolls around and she gets a bike. She also gets in trouble and sent to her room. Pretty typical birthday experience for her back then.
So she sneaks out her bedroom window, hops on the bike and rides it straight into one of those mailbox stations with a half dozen or so mailboxes in it. Gave herself a pretty good shiner too. She doesn't want to come crying home because she doesn't want to get in trouble for sneaking out, so she just picks it up and keeps at it until she figures it out. My folks were so shocked that she was riding that she never got in trouble for sneaking out. 
My dad had told her that when she was five she could ride a bike. She interpreted this as, once you turn five, you magically acquire the ability to ride. So her birthday rolls around and she gets a bike. She also gets in trouble and sent to her room. Pretty typical birthday experience for her back then.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs