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A dream finally realized. Too long did I delay. Soon (after a backordered coupler arrives this week) will it regularly offer 88 glorious pints of the only liquid I ever put in my body outside of coffee, at any and every minute of the day. Nitrogen equipped, Guinness only. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, midnight snack.
I had to share. And I will! And next month-ish, it will be joined by a second, identical unit what houses lesser beer in case I need to brush my teeth (or for visitors with less sand).
Gallons upon gallons of beer within spitting range.
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Behold...
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Magic Faucet B could dispense Harp, thus facilitating easy Black & Tans...
Just sayin'...
Just sayin'...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Indeed, the holy grail of the man-pad!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Priest
- Ancient Mariner
- Location: Frederick, Maryland
It really lends itself to my goals of: A - Staying drunk most of the time, and B - not leaving the house but to ride. As added benefits, it saves me dollars (roughly 2 bucks per pint as opposed to the nominal 6+ in the pub), and saves me bottles so I can pretend and appear to give a shit about the environments.
There is really no downside. Maybe carrying 150 pound barrels up the 17 steps to my house, but I guess the worst thing that can happen is that I fall down 17 concrete steps and get crushed by 150 refreshingly cold pounds of my favorite pastime. There are worse ways to go.
There is really no downside. Maybe carrying 150 pound barrels up the 17 steps to my house, but I guess the worst thing that can happen is that I fall down 17 concrete steps and get crushed by 150 refreshingly cold pounds of my favorite pastime. There are worse ways to go.
Priest.
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JoJoLesh
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mid-Michigan
- Contact:
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Wikibeeria wrote: Priest Collar: A priest collar is made in the same way as a black and tan except using a cider instead of a pale ale or pale lager. Another name for this combination is called a Snakebite in some parts of the midwest and southern Canada.
I also favor a Guinness poured atop a half pint of Wyder's Pear cider, generally referred to as a Dirty Pear.
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Nice decorations, as if all those decorative props to the right even mattter now.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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tumbler
- The Business
- Location: Carmichaels, PA
- Contact:
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
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wzm
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Baltimore
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Reminds me of college.
Never grow up!
Never grow up!
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Tried last night. Didn't like that much.motorpsycho67 wrote:
I also favor a Guinness poured atop a half pint of Wyder's Pear cider, generally referred to as a Dirty Pear.
Maybe if it was more of a 2:1, Guniess:Wyder's ratio...
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
I'm making Black & Tans internally.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken