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Priest
Ancient Mariner
Location: Frederick, Maryland

Behold...

Post by Priest » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:49 am

and recognize...

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A dream finally realized. Too long did I delay. Soon (after a backordered coupler arrives this week) will it regularly offer 88 glorious pints of the only liquid I ever put in my body outside of coffee, at any and every minute of the day. Nitrogen equipped, Guinness only. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, midnight snack.

I had to share. And I will! And next month-ish, it will be joined by a second, identical unit what houses lesser beer in case I need to brush my teeth (or for visitors with less sand).

Gallons upon gallons of beer within spitting range.
Last edited by Priest on Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:21 pm, edited 1 time in total.


Priest.

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nate
Maltov Rattlecan
Location: Michigan

Post by nate » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:12 am

I must now plan a visit, so as to help you dispose of your Guinness supply.
And he thought that, had he been wearing his guns, he may well have drawn one and put a bullet into her cold and whoring little heart.

WeAintFoundShit
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Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:15 am

Three cheers for the bar... errrr... fridge keep!
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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Post by guitargeek » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:38 am

Magic Faucet B could dispense Harp, thus facilitating easy Black & Tans...

Just sayin'...
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Post by piccini9 » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:29 am

Wow, that looks like a Magic Beer Tap.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Post by goose » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:14 pm

Indeed, the holy grail of the man-pad!
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Post by SomeMook » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:34 pm

Beer good.
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Priest
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Post by Priest » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:34 pm

It really lends itself to my goals of: A - Staying drunk most of the time, and B - not leaving the house but to ride. As added benefits, it saves me dollars (roughly 2 bucks per pint as opposed to the nominal 6+ in the pub), and saves me bottles so I can pretend and appear to give a shit about the environments.

There is really no downside. Maybe carrying 150 pound barrels up the 17 steps to my house, but I guess the worst thing that can happen is that I fall down 17 concrete steps and get crushed by 150 refreshingly cold pounds of my favorite pastime. There are worse ways to go.
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Post by JoJoLesh » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:45 pm

guitargeek wrote:Magic Faucet B could dispense Harp, thus facilitating easy Black & Tans...

Just sayin'...
YES!!
or Smithwick
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Post by motorpsycho67 » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:24 pm

Wikibeeria wrote: Priest Collar: A priest collar is made in the same way as a black and tan except using a cider instead of a pale ale or pale lager. Another name for this combination is called a Snakebite in some parts of the midwest and southern Canada.

I also favor a Guinness poured atop a half pint of Wyder's Pear cider, generally referred to as a Dirty Pear.
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Jonny
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Post by Jonny » Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:17 pm

Nice one! I would sometimes wonder what happened with your in-house Guinness dispenser project. Very happy to see that you have fulfilled a dream. Cheers.

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Post by Zer0 » Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:29 am

Nice decorations, as if all those decorative props to the right even mattter now.
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Post by tumbler » Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:07 pm

i will be coming down to help test the magic beer machine.

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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:35 pm

Priest wrote:Maybe carrying 150 pound barrels up the 17 steps to my house
Exercise!

See, nothing but positives!
Guinness for strength right?
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Post by wzm » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:53 pm

That looks a lot like my work refrigerator, but that one is plumbed for two sixtles, and we don't have nitrogen. If you ever want to mix it up, try a keg of Kona Pipeline Porter. If you like coffee and Guinness, it might be up your alley, and it's available in Maryland.

stiles
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Mid Atlantic

Post by stiles » Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:26 pm

JoJoLesh wrote:
guitargeek wrote:Magic Faucet B could dispense Harp, thus facilitating easy Black & Tans...

Just sayin'...
YES!!
or Smithwick
I endorse this concept.
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Post by Metalredneck » Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:00 am

Unfortunately, Guinness is sweetened with lactose, which puts me (and those around me with noses) in total agony. Good system, tho.
Done.

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Post by Bigshankhank » Sun Apr 17, 2011 4:22 am

Reminds me of college.
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It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:31 pm

motorpsycho67 wrote:
I also favor a Guinness poured atop a half pint of Wyder's Pear cider, generally referred to as a Dirty Pear.
Tried last night. Didn't like that much.

Maybe if it was more of a 2:1, Guniess:Wyder's ratio...
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

rolly
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Post by rolly » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:46 pm

There was period when I drank a lot of Snakebites, but I must have got tired of explaining what it was and how to pour it to every new bartender, 'cuz these days I take my stout unsweetened.

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Post by Beemer Dan » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:07 pm

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guitargeek
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Post by guitargeek » Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:49 pm

I'm making Black & Tans internally.
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Drift
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I

Post by Drift » Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:10 pm

I tip my glass in reverence.
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