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calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Portal 2

Post by calamari kid » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:43 am

Anyone else playing this?


"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:54 am

Do they make it for NES?

calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:58 am

Single player is pretty jangleplatz, I just finished it off last night. Solid story line and the new puzzle elements are a lot of fun. I've gotta get someone over to get some co-op love. If anyone's on Live and looking for a partner, I'm definitely down. Gamertag- fuzzybutt.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:59 am

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Do they make it for NES?
Nope. :(
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

cjp
Western WA. Wandering Dervish
Location: 206

Post by cjp » Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:36 am

abot 1/2 way through single player, but I'm playing on Steam, so I can't play co-op with allthe xboxers... :/

Iko is on xbl though I think. PM him if you want to team up. :)
goose wrote:Yes, it's always dangerous, however, it becomes much more dangerous when the most important piece of equipment you have, your brain, is not up to the task
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Whiskeywrist
Barista of Doom
Location: Seattle, WA
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Post by Whiskeywrist » Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:28 pm

Multiplayer is blast!

Jenna and I have been playing and just loving it.
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MagnusTheBuilder
Arbiter of Beard
Location: Denver, CO
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:59 pm

"Is anyone there?"
-- The Mag

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"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams

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red
Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
Location: Indy
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Post by red » Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:12 pm

Is the cake still a lie?

MagnusTheBuilder
Arbiter of Beard
Location: Denver, CO
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:38 pm

red wrote:Is the cake still a lie?
Yes, it is even more of a lie this time.


Spoiler: The potato isn't.
-- The Mag

2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
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"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams

calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:47 pm

Iko- shoot me yer gamertag if Jenna ever abandons you.


Oh, and "Spaaaaaaaaaaace!!"
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"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

absent_carlo
Magnum Jihad
Location: St. Paul, MN

Post by absent_carlo » Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:52 pm

Those light bridges are awesome.

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guitargeek
Master Metric Necromancer
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Post by guitargeek » Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:49 am

Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

Beemer Dan
Dark Poohbah
Location: Oregon
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Post by Beemer Dan » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:26 pm

Amazing game! I can't wait to try the co-op. They really hit it perfect, every detail. Getting J.K. Simmons to do Cave Johnson's voice made for some of the best video game moments, really just perfect. I need to run though it again and grab all of the achievements I didn't get on the first run. I'm usually only on Steam at strange hours but I'd love to try some co-op.

tag id - Mofeux

damn... now I have craving for cake
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MagnusTheBuilder
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:17 pm

my steam ID: hotrodbizarre
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2017 Chevy Silverado
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Whiskeywrist
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Post by Whiskeywrist » Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:23 pm

I finally sprung for a few months of XBgold- maybe I'll manage to actually use it?

gamertag Neuroshard
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calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Tue May 03, 2011 6:55 pm

Finally got to try out the co-op last night with a buddy. Fucking cool. He's a Portal neophyte, and was a bit intimidated watching me run through some of the single player rooms. "I'm not sure I'll be any use to you in this." By the time we got to the "Mass and Velocity" room where you're bouncing all around the room trying to catch that stupid cube his tone had changed. "This is fucking jangleplatz!!! Why were we wasting time with Borderlands earlier?" :lol: 8)
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

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