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If Jeager Gets Me Fired

A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Bigshankhank
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If Jeager Gets Me Fired

Post by Bigshankhank » Fri May 13, 2011 4:07 am

For encouraging me to fuck around on the board during the day, I'm gonna beat his ass...


It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Fri May 13, 2011 8:13 am

If the uptight security folks at my job don't give a shit about this place, I cannot imagine why anybody else would.

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Post by DerGolgo » Fri May 13, 2011 10:10 am

Jaeger wrote:If the uptight security folks at my job don't give a shit about this place, I cannot imagine why anybody else would.

--Jaeger
Scary as it may be, the security folks at your workplace would, conceivably, have sufficient understanding of the subject matter to tell actual terrorists from motorcycle-terrorists.
Whoever is looking over hank's shoulder might be dumb enough to equate the appearance of the word terrorist at the top of the site with actual terrorism.
Just look at that fraktur-esque lettering! An uneducated fella might think that to be Arabic! It's all scribbly and stuff!

Hey, security guy!
Hank isn't doing anything evil, put the tazer away!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.
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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri May 13, 2011 11:21 am

DerGolgo wrote:
Jaeger wrote:If the uptight security folks at my job don't give a shit about this place, I cannot imagine why anybody else would.

--Jaeger
Scary as it may be, the security folks at your workplace would, conceivably, have sufficient understanding of the subject matter to tell actual terrorists from motorcycle-terrorists.
Whoever is looking over hank's shoulder might be dumb enough to equate the appearance of the word terrorist at the top of the site with actual terrorism.
Just look at that fraktur-esque lettering! An uneducated fella might think that to be Arabic! It's all scribbly and stuff!

Great, so The German has my back, that's all I need.

Hey, security guy!
Hank isn't doing anything evil, put the tazer away!
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sat May 14, 2011 3:41 am

Of course I am still here on a Saturday, I need a life.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

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Post by red » Sat May 14, 2011 6:02 am

Bigshankhank wrote:Of course I am still here on a Saturday, I need a life.
Don't worry you aren't alone.
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Post by Jaeger » Sat May 14, 2011 8:51 am

red wrote:
Bigshankhank wrote:Of course I am still here on a Saturday, I need a life.
Don't worry you aren't alone.
Nope, very much not. :| :/

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Re: If Jeager Gets Me Fired

Post by Zer0 » Sun May 15, 2011 6:08 pm

Bigshankhank wrote:For encouraging me to fuck around on the board during the day, I'm gonna beat his ass...
Jaeger's a new father, and a G-man. Nothing but bad mojo follows those who mess with his like.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Re: If Jeager Gets Me Fired

Post by Jaeger » Mon May 16, 2011 7:29 am

Zer0 wrote:
Bigshankhank wrote:For encouraging me to fuck around on the board during the day, I'm gonna beat his ass...
Jaeger's a new father, and a G-man. Nothing but bad mojo follows those who mess with his like.
NOOOOO no no -- I'm not a G-Man... I'm a dirty contractor that works for the G-Man. ;)


--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Re: If Jeager Gets Me Fired

Post by Bigshankhank » Wed May 25, 2011 9:27 am

Jaeger wrote:
Zer0 wrote:
Bigshankhank wrote:For encouraging me to fuck around on the board during the day, I'm gonna beat his ass...
Jaeger's a new father, and a G-man. Nothing but bad mojo follows those who mess with his like.
NOOOOO no no -- I'm not a G-Man... I'm a dirty contractor that works for the G-Man. ;)


--Jaeger
Exactly, Jeager is merely a puppet on a string, a tool.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Re: If Jeager Gets Me Fired

Post by Jaeger » Wed May 25, 2011 11:20 am

Bigshankhank wrote: Exactly, Jeager is merely a puppet on a string, a tool.
Like a conversation I had with a buddy of mine some years ago:

Jaeger: Dude, you're building bombs for The Man.
Buddy: No, I build guidance systems for bombs for The Man.
Jaeger: Ah... I suppose that's ok then.

:shock:

Anyway, guess you haven't been fired yet, eh? Told ya. :)

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Re: If Jeager Gets Me Fired

Post by Bigshankhank » Wed May 25, 2011 12:32 pm

Jaeger wrote:
Bigshankhank wrote: Exactly, Jeager is merely a puppet on a string, a tool.
Like a conversation I had with a buddy of mine some years ago:

Jaeger: Dude, you're building bombs for The Man.
Buddy: No, I build guidance systems for bombs for The Man.
Jaeger: Ah... I suppose that's ok then.

:shock:

Anyway, guess you haven't been fired yet, eh? Told ya. :)

--Jaeger
Still here mutha-fuckahs!

That's funny, because I had the same argument when speaking with a friend of mine a few years ago.

BSH - So you build guidance systems to build bombs to kill babies.
Friend - No, I just work in accounting for a gov't missle guidance-system maker.
BSH - Oh, so you actually know how much it costs to kill babies.
Friend - {sob}

(p.s. no disrespect to you, what with recently having had a baby and all that, may she live a long bomb-free life)
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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