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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
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by calamari kid » Mon May 16, 2011 9:30 am
I have never wished anything as much as I wish I was a little hand gun right now.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Mon May 16, 2011 9:32 am
I'm not expert on women's fashions, but it seems that the old t-shirt makes the arrangement a bit...fumbly and slow.
Probably more suited for a tube top or other fashion leaving the belly exposed, no?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
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by Pattio » Mon May 16, 2011 12:13 pm
The chicks are packed! The chicks are packed!
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Bestguess
- Casper the Friendly Ghost
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by Bestguess » Mon May 16, 2011 4:42 pm
I'll be the first to step up and volunteer to help the young
lady adjust her holster...

'05 SV 650 (SOLD)
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'09 BMW GS 1200
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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by Sisyphus » Mon May 16, 2011 5:48 pm
I'm not sure I'd want to clear a holster with a firearm like that. Looks like you'd have to at least sort of angle it toward yourself a little bit to do anything.
Nice tits, though. Be a shame to shoot one off.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
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by goose » Mon May 16, 2011 8:58 pm
gives one pause prior to sliding into second base for sure!
Is that a pistol between your tits, or are you just mad to see me?
ummm, true "russian" roulette.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
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- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
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by MagnusTheBuilder » Mon May 16, 2011 10:16 pm
Sisyphus wrote:I'm not sure I'd want to clear a holster with a firearm like that. Looks like you'd have to at least sort of angle it toward yourself a little bit to do anything.
Nice tits, though. Be a shame to shoot one off.
Sisyphus still hates fun. That is all.
-- The Mag
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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by Sisyphus » Tue May 17, 2011 12:49 pm
MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Sisyphus wrote:I'm not sure I'd want to clear a holster with a firearm like that. Looks like you'd have to at least sort of angle it toward yourself a little bit to do anything.
Nice tits, though. Be a shame to shoot one off.
Sisyphus still hates fun. That is all.
That is correct. Carry on.
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Trav
- Captain Delicious
- Location: Hagerstown, MD
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by Trav » Sun May 22, 2011 6:39 pm
they
almost got it. Almost....

"With the engine running in the neutral position, disengage the clutch (pull in-clutch lever), press down on the shift lever until low gear is engaged, remove foot from shift lever, increase engine speed slightly, slowly release clutch lever while advancing throttle. Repeat procedure for remaining gears."
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12ci
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia
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by 12ci » Sun May 29, 2011 9:54 pm
she's a "novice shooter" and she's shooting from the hip ?
who even teaches that these days ?
today you decide what tomorrow will bring
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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by roadmissile » Mon May 30, 2011 2:37 am
12ci wrote:she's a "novice shooter" and she's shooting from the hip ?
who even teaches that these days ?
Good self defense teachers? Granted it's not an accurate way to shoot distance but in the self defense context the technique is meant for when someone is right up in your face. I'd like to see her angle the firearm a bit away from her body so as to avoid potentially getting the slide tangled into her clothing but otherwise totally valid.
I think they've gone out of their way to reinvent the wheel, but it does look faster than a belly band at the least.
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
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