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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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My next pair of boots
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
My next pair of boots
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Dragging a toe would be a whole new experience.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Get ready K--they're already here in LA, and maKing their way up your way, and they aren't stopping till they find the lollipop guild. Be armed.SpecialK wrote:Ha! I was reading about those guys, your supposed to make the boot extensions yourself out of stuff from the hardware store. Then you and your long boot guy posse can roll out to the clubs. The bumfuck Mexico clubs that is.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
I'd be more worried how far up they're gonna go when I kick your ass with them.Jonny wrote:How will they fit under the dashboard of your truck?
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Bestguess
- Casper the Friendly Ghost
Just thinking....
What about a small pin camera mounted in the toe?....
- looking at the angle of the toe and the
projected places where one would sport such a boot....
What about a small pin camera mounted in the toe?....
- looking at the angle of the toe and the
projected places where one would sport such a boot....
'05 SV 650 (SOLD)
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
_________________________________
Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
_________________________________
Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
That's good thinking there--a great sendoff for Jonny as he hheads back to Oz.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
These boots remind me of something...
...
OH YEAH!
...
OH YEAH!
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Wow. Effing wow. Those boots, plus Danno's secret boots and that bike? Nothing but win.
Danno, anyone, as an early birthday present, could someone photoshop a dude (Like maybe that boss of that OC Choppers show) wearing Danno's booots, with those long-ass toes standing in front of that bike? Hell, use my pic:
This must be done.
If you loved me you;d do it.
If you hated me, you'd definitely do it.
Danno, anyone, as an early birthday present, could someone photoshop a dude (Like maybe that boss of that OC Choppers show) wearing Danno's booots, with those long-ass toes standing in front of that bike? Hell, use my pic:
This must be done.
If you loved me you;d do it.
If you hated me, you'd definitely do it.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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I'm not really from around here.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
I did, but this will suffice for the time being. Keep crackin, Danno. If it's any near as badass the other one, it's gonna stop the world from ending tomorrow.Beemer Dan wrote:shit, just re-read your post... you wanted ze photoshop. D'OH!
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
I fear I must leave this project till later. Damn work, and the sun is out today too!
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
What are they drawing? And more importantly, who taught them to draw in the first place?Beemer Dan wrote:Work has me swamped with drawing seagulls today
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
I watched this minidoc about Mexican Pointy Bots a couple weeks ago:
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Oddly fascinating. The whole time I wasn't sure if it was some kind of elaborate hoax.
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Oddly fascinating. The whole time I wasn't sure if it was some kind of elaborate hoax.
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.