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- ImEazy
- Brigadier General Moustache
- Contact:
It's been a while...
Well I have been reading posts for almost three months now.
Just wanted to say hey to you all. I will post a recent pic in the
beard thread soon. Still wish I could grow one. Hope you all
are doing well! My life pretty much sucks once again. Kids are
going to kill me. No, not really the stress and smoking are
what's going to do it. Laughs. Just wanted to say hi. Take
care...
Just wanted to say hey to you all. I will post a recent pic in the
beard thread soon. Still wish I could grow one. Hope you all
are doing well! My life pretty much sucks once again. Kids are
going to kill me. No, not really the stress and smoking are
what's going to do it. Laughs. Just wanted to say hi. Take
care...
2000 MZ Baghira 660cc
1982 Harley FLH ElectraGlide
Idiocy is not stupid, it's what you live with!
1982 Harley FLH ElectraGlide
Idiocy is not stupid, it's what you live with!
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Welcome back, General. As always good hearing from you, and keep your head up.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
- red
- Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
- Location: Indy
- Contact:
Yup. I quit on March 21st this year. Smoked almost 2 packs the day before. Woke up the next morning as an ex-smoker. It really is just a choice, not an easy one but still a choice.Sisyphus wrote:Just don't do it is all.

(Sorry to turn this into a "quit smoking" thread.)
Proud Survivor From Thread Hole 64 Campaign
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Chantex, I've known several lifetime smokers who used it and quit within days. And on the plus side you get some seriously fucked up dreams from what they told me.BackDoorBarbie wrote:yup.Sisyphus wrote:
Just don't do it is all.
the easiest way to stop smoking cigarettes, is to stop smoking cigarettes.
Good to have ya back Eazy.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- ImEazy
- Brigadier General Moustache
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Congrats to all of you for stop smoking! I really hope to one day
soon. 30+ years and I really do hate it. Went 48 hours one time
and ended up drinking and ruining the whole deal.
I decided to post my ugly mug here and in the beard thread.

Take care all...
soon. 30+ years and I really do hate it. Went 48 hours one time
and ended up drinking and ruining the whole deal.
I decided to post my ugly mug here and in the beard thread.

Take care all...
2000 MZ Baghira 660cc
1982 Harley FLH ElectraGlide
Idiocy is not stupid, it's what you live with!
1982 Harley FLH ElectraGlide
Idiocy is not stupid, it's what you live with!
-
Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
That facial hair makes Chuck Norris look like Justin Beaver
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
- ImEazy
- Brigadier General Moustache
- Contact:
- ImEazy
- Brigadier General Moustache
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Man I cannot believe this. Tonight was the first time I ever
posted a real picture of me on fakebook in a lpng time.
Read my friends comment I cannot believe it after Zer0's
post. what are the odds.... LMAO!

It really sucks because of the resizing. Sorry.
posted a real picture of me on fakebook in a lpng time.
Read my friends comment I cannot believe it after Zer0's
post. what are the odds.... LMAO!

It really sucks because of the resizing. Sorry.
2000 MZ Baghira 660cc
1982 Harley FLH ElectraGlide
Idiocy is not stupid, it's what you live with!
1982 Harley FLH ElectraGlide
Idiocy is not stupid, it's what you live with!
- ImEazy
- Brigadier General Moustache
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
wait, what?
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
- problemaddict
- Captain of the UTMC Fighter Squadron
- Location: hatfield, PA
- Contact:
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
-
calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
He posted up over here ~7 hrs after the above. http://www.utmc-forum.org/pub/viewtopic ... 237#248237 So I'm hoping things aren't as bad as they sound. Anybody in his neck of the woods that can drop by and say hey?
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
- ImEazy
- Brigadier General Moustache
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- ImEazy
- Brigadier General Moustache
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Yes I am still drinking. Stupid I do know! I really hate myself.
I really want to thank you all! You care more about than my
actual family. Thank you!
I just want to talk to Priest.
My daugter has a lot of money and she wants to start
her own tattoo shop.
I will be her canvass. I want a ton of tattoos and she will
learn. I know she will do well.
I really want to thank you all! You care more about than my
actual family. Thank you!
I just want to talk to Priest.
My daugter has a lot of money and she wants to start
her own tattoo shop.
I will be her canvass. I want a ton of tattoos and she will
learn. I know she will do well.
2000 MZ Baghira 660cc
1982 Harley FLH ElectraGlide
Idiocy is not stupid, it's what you live with!
1982 Harley FLH ElectraGlide
Idiocy is not stupid, it's what you live with!
-
MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
-
Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
EZ, have your daughter ink a message from her to you, like on the top of your hand, or somewhere visible to remind you why you shouldn't do something stupid next time you get hammered.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
- SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
Normally, I wouldn't waste a post with a +1, but this is a great idea.Zer0 wrote:EZ, have your daughter ink a message from her to you, like on the top of your hand, or somewhere visible to remind you why you shouldn't do something stupid next time you get hammered.
So....
+1
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
- rhinoviper
- Toe-Draggin' Speed Monkey
- Location: Tiny Town
- Contact:
I found myself in a fairly deep conversation in the last 48 hours with a mom who said she raised her kids thinking always to herself, "What can I do to make today better than yesterday?" I'm still absorbing and processing this in my own head and really liking the philosophy. My hubby and I have set our new quit date (started again after over a year without smoke). My thoughts, strength, and distraction go out to you.
'00 SV650 "Banshee"
'03 Aprilia Tuono "dewey"
_________________
'03 Aprilia Tuono "dewey"
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-
goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
I'm reluctant to chime in here. But, that's never stopped me before.
Dude, smoke all you want. Sounds like tobacco is one of your lesser worries right now.
Booze, on the other hand, seems to be leading you towards poor decision making. Perhaps going dry for awhile may provide you with some clarity for moving forward with life. I know most of my bad decisions are a result of too much of the fire water. Just something to think about.
We're just a bunch of pixels on the web man. Time to focus on the brick and mortar, flesh and blood real world. Make real world decisions to improve your life. The answer is unlikely found at the bottom of a bottle of Jack. I know, I've looked into the bottom of a lot of those bottles trying to find it.
Good Luck.
Dude, smoke all you want. Sounds like tobacco is one of your lesser worries right now.
Booze, on the other hand, seems to be leading you towards poor decision making. Perhaps going dry for awhile may provide you with some clarity for moving forward with life. I know most of my bad decisions are a result of too much of the fire water. Just something to think about.
We're just a bunch of pixels on the web man. Time to focus on the brick and mortar, flesh and blood real world. Make real world decisions to improve your life. The answer is unlikely found at the bottom of a bottle of Jack. I know, I've looked into the bottom of a lot of those bottles trying to find it.
Good Luck.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
- ImEazy
- Brigadier General Moustache
- Contact:
Hey all. Sorry I did not reply sooner. Just a lurker here now.
My daughter dropped the ball a few days after she said she wanted to tattoo people.
Not a surprise!
I have had a rough time in life, but keep trying!
I want to run for mayor of this crazy little town can anyone help?
Yes I know it is stupid, but the mayor is an idiot! I want to take him down. Any help or suggestions are appreciated!
My daughter dropped the ball a few days after she said she wanted to tattoo people.
Not a surprise!
I have had a rough time in life, but keep trying!
I want to run for mayor of this crazy little town can anyone help?
Yes I know it is stupid, but the mayor is an idiot! I want to take him down. Any help or suggestions are appreciated!
2000 MZ Baghira 660cc
1982 Harley FLH ElectraGlide
Idiocy is not stupid, it's what you live with!
1982 Harley FLH ElectraGlide
Idiocy is not stupid, it's what you live with!
-
Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
A few things, EZ, and I'm no political consultant, but an involved voter:
Identify the specific problems of the current mayor. What specificallly is he/she doing thhat is not for the welfare of your city?
What are your ideas? How can you bring positive change. You'll need specifics. It would be a good idea to be present at city meetings, especially city council.
Credentials used to be a priority, but nowadays, being a political outsider can actuallly be an advantage over someone who has the traditional "qualifications." But you'll have to have a working knowledge, even as an outsider, of the political process, as well as city-level finances.
You'll probably benefit from some core supporters, and an advisor. Don't ask me how to get one and how much $$ is involved. Hell, if you find like-minded people in your burg, you could alll volunteer your strengths.
I just read a story about a mayor in North, maybe South Carolina, not sure,, but he's llike 26, making him one of the coountry's youngest mayors. He said hhe got elected by knocking on just about evvery front door (homes and businesses) in his town. Now he's mayor.
Good luck
Identify the specific problems of the current mayor. What specificallly is he/she doing thhat is not for the welfare of your city?
What are your ideas? How can you bring positive change. You'll need specifics. It would be a good idea to be present at city meetings, especially city council.
Credentials used to be a priority, but nowadays, being a political outsider can actuallly be an advantage over someone who has the traditional "qualifications." But you'll have to have a working knowledge, even as an outsider, of the political process, as well as city-level finances.
You'll probably benefit from some core supporters, and an advisor. Don't ask me how to get one and how much $$ is involved. Hell, if you find like-minded people in your burg, you could alll volunteer your strengths.
I just read a story about a mayor in North, maybe South Carolina, not sure,, but he's llike 26, making him one of the coountry's youngest mayors. He said hhe got elected by knocking on just about evvery front door (homes and businesses) in his town. Now he's mayor.
Good luck
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
- ImEazy
- Brigadier General Moustache
- Contact:
Thanks for the great response Zer0! I will try to do what I can!
Stupid idea, but someone needs to take this guy down.
His idea of a good Friday night is to let a couple thousand people
come into our town and drink as much as they want and drive home
afterwords. Pretty damn stupid in my opinion.
I am not against drinking or having a good time. Trust me. Just sick
and tired of the Harley guys and gals and the vehicle drivers acting like idiots.
Seen it too many times.
I always walk down to the river front and walk home. I am lucky as I have never
got a public intox! It would be my luck to get in trouble over all these
people that travel many miles just to drink!
Stupid idea, but someone needs to take this guy down.
His idea of a good Friday night is to let a couple thousand people
come into our town and drink as much as they want and drive home
afterwords. Pretty damn stupid in my opinion.
I am not against drinking or having a good time. Trust me. Just sick
and tired of the Harley guys and gals and the vehicle drivers acting like idiots.
Seen it too many times.
I always walk down to the river front and walk home. I am lucky as I have never
got a public intox! It would be my luck to get in trouble over all these
people that travel many miles just to drink!
2000 MZ Baghira 660cc
1982 Harley FLH ElectraGlide
Idiocy is not stupid, it's what you live with!
1982 Harley FLH ElectraGlide
Idiocy is not stupid, it's what you live with!
-
Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Bring this up withh your neighbors, chheck out the crime logs in your local rag, and if your cops are approachable, askk them about the effects of these yahoos coming into your town.
Lotsa good things start at grassroots.
Lotsa good things start at grassroots.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
- ImEazy
- Brigadier General Moustache
- Contact:
Given up on the mayor idea. It does suck because the guy in office has been there too long. Oh well.
This is the latest pic of me. Got to shave everything tomorrow as I have a job lined up. After that I think I can let it grow again.
Not shaving everything as I have decided to keep the stache and the goatee. Hope you all are doing well!

This is the latest pic of me. Got to shave everything tomorrow as I have a job lined up. After that I think I can let it grow again.
Not shaving everything as I have decided to keep the stache and the goatee. Hope you all are doing well!

2000 MZ Baghira 660cc
1982 Harley FLH ElectraGlide
Idiocy is not stupid, it's what you live with!
1982 Harley FLH ElectraGlide
Idiocy is not stupid, it's what you live with!