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shouldn't the drugs be getting better?

Post by Beemer Dan » Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:50 pm

Damn, just when I thought meth was the worst thing people would do to themselves for a high, Russia comes up with this:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 00787.html


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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:00 pm

Philosophically I'm conflicted on this... to expand further on this would make me sound like a heartless monster.

I'd just have to say that as far as suicides go, I'd take a real crocodile over this one.
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Post by guitargeek » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:01 pm

Drugs are bad, mkay?
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:20 am

Yes, of course, this just shows why it's so important to keep heroin totally illegal, criminalize users and just make damn sure the only way addicts can get their hands on their next hit is by stealing stuff and giving their money to organized criminals who can then afford to go gun running, human trafficking and finance terrorist attrocities.

Fucking spineless lawmakers and the bigoted philistines who vote for them are the cause of the misery of drug addiction that infects our societies.
Name any problem associated with heroin abuse, and apart from the health effect on the user (and only some of them, effects I mean), all of them can be cured by just supplying free smack and clean needles to addicts.
No more money for organized crime and terrorist groups.
No more supply crime (stealing car radios and shit).
No more customer-base for pushers, hence no more recruitment of new addicts.
No more expensive police work to fight the pushers.
No more expensive imprisonment.
No more expensive ambulance rides and ER treatments for overdoses and effects of unclean smack.
No more infectios disease spread through shared needles.
No more expensive welfare for people who are too busy with their habit to hold down a job.

Chemical dependence is a sickness, not a crime, and fifty+ years of drug policy in the industrialized world has failed, failed, failed, and caused untold misery.

This shit is just the newest iteration of the misery caused by the majority of people being unable to think further than they can shit.
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Post by piccini9 » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:26 am

Amen, Der Golgo. That sums up my view on this better than I could have said myself.

edit* Except the "free" smack part. It should be comparable in price to a six-pack of cheap beer, or a pack of smokes.
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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:40 am

piccini9 wrote:Amen, Der Golgo. That sums up my view on this better than I could have said myself.

edit* Except the "free" smack part. It should be comparable in price to a six-pack of cheap beer, or a pack of smokes.
Only for those addicts who are functional enough to hold down a job.
A six pack of beer or pack of smokes is still too expensive for someone sleeping under a bridge.
You gotta start with free to draw them in, gain their trust, bring them to accepting help to get into a somewhat ordered lifestyle.
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Post by guitargeek » Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:08 am

DERGOLGO FOR GRAND CHANCELLOR!!
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Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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Post by piccini9 » Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:08 am

OK, I'll buy that. :D
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Post by Beemer Dan » Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:19 pm

guitargeek wrote:DERGOLGO FOR GRAND CHANCELLOR!!
He's got my vote, but Rock is gonna be mad.
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Post by Pintgudge » Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:31 pm

Rock may be mad, but ,

I'M JUST SAYIN'!
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:22 pm

Flesh eating drugs are a new global trend. It's happening here in the US, too!

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/f ... d=13902353
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Post by scumbag » Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:19 pm

<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EZGkO2xYcEU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

NSFW-gore.... Found a youtube video of a user displaying the fruits of his labor. Fuck. I agree with Dergolgo. There would be almost no need to home brew poison if there was quality shit given freely.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:02 pm

I made it 19 seconds in before I decided that my gore quota had already been filled by the fountain of puss video I posted last week.
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Post by red » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:41 am

Wow.

When I read the first article, I didn't buy it. After watching the video...holy crap. I spent some time as an EMT and that video made me wince.

What happened to normal drugs? The kind that don't turn you into a walking rotten nightmare.
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Post by UndertheGun » Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:18 am

For some stupid reason I did an image search. Ridiculous what humans will do once an addiction takes hold. Gore and violence is one thing - self inflicted flesh dissolution is on a level of inhumanity that boggles the mind.

Talk about zombies...

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Post by Rock » Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:52 am

Its a self correcting issue, The glitch has been fixed.
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Post by red » Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:26 am

Rock wrote:Its a self correcting issue, The glitch has been fixed.
Yup. :evil:
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Post by rc26 » Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:45 am

WeAintFoundShit wrote:I made it 19 seconds in before I decided that my gore quota had already been filled by the fountain of puss video I posted last week.
I got about a minute into it and I was done.
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Post by red » Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:52 am

rc26 wrote:
WeAintFoundShit wrote:I made it 19 seconds in before I decided that my gore quota had already been filled by the fountain of puss video I posted last week.
I got about a minute into it and I was done.
You should watch the related videos. It doesn't get any better.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:25 pm

My grossness tolerance stops when it gets into actual damage to life/limb, or anything involving injuries to kids.

That's why the fountain of puss video gave me the creeps. I think I would have nightmares forever if I were to watch people with their limbs rotting off because they couldn't stop from shooting up poison.
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Post by Toonce(s) » Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:32 pm

Clear demonstration of how thin a veneer our notion of free will and conscious direction is. This is really sad.
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Post by wheezy e » Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:27 am

guitargeek wrote:Drugs are bad, mkay?
It's true. They keep people from doing stuff they enjoy, even things as simple as posting on message boards get pushed aside as drugs become the only thing a person can focus on. So how you all doin? I'm 2 weeks into suboxone replacement which is fairly similar to methadone maintenance. From what I hear it's no easier to kick than heroin but hopefully it'll keep me out of trouble long enough to rebuild some productive habits. I have a good job that I've somehow managed to hang onto for about 9 months now & I'm making ends meet (barely). The thruxton, R1 & RZ's and a bunch of other stuff is long gone but I've still got the 'rex & kaw triples. I've probably spent a total of 10 hours in the garage over the last year and a half, pretty pathetic. I don't have a computer online & typing on the phone is frustrating so I doubt I'll be around much in the near future, but as soon as I can scrape up the funds for internet access I'll get back to shooting the shit with y'all. (How's that for an unintended pun?) I don't use my old email at all, it's chock full of viruses which fits in with most everything else presently, so I won't get any PMs. In the meantime I'll be sure to keep my distance from any crocodiles, luckily they're not native to my area.
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Post by calamari kid » Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:53 am

Glad to see you found your way back wheezy. I'd been wondering which edge of the map you'd slipped off of. Sorry to hear you've been on a rough road, hopefully things will just get smoother from here on in. Keep on keepin' on.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:48 pm

My sincerest hopes that you are not one of the things that is chocked full of viruses.

One day at a time, man. Addiction sucks. I wish you all the best in your recovery and sobriety.
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Post by Pintgudge » Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:45 pm

Wheezy! Dude.

Keep on.
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Post by Drift » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:17 pm

Good on ya Wheeze. Keep on.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:03 pm

Just spent two middle of the night hours the other day, listening to an old school best bud mumble his problems unintelligibly into the phone.

He recently kicked meth, and hates going to groups because they honestly (and I can vouch for this) just don't jive with his personality. Too bad there aren't many alternatives, because he's got a hard fight to fix his life and his marriage, and he could sure use the help.
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Post by MATPOC » Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:19 pm

wheezy e wrote:I don't have a computer online & typing on the phone is frustrating so I doubt I'll be around much in the near future
Same ph# as before?

Glad to see you back!

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