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This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
Click if you have a problem.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
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Automatic registration is disabled for security reasons.
But fear not!
You can register!
Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
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Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
But fear not!
You can register!
Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent
Umah Thurman Midget Circus
Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
What the hell do you do?
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rumblehed
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Calhoun, KY
I'm a mental health case manager. Individuals with severe mental illness are sent to us for re-integration into the community. Geeze, when I say it like that, it really sounds creepy.
Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a night; set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
sounds like two skeletons having bum sex on a tin roof with soup can condoms -- a recently described engine noise
sounds like two skeletons having bum sex on a tin roof with soup can condoms -- a recently described engine noise
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Vance
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Metro Area, Colorado
- Contact:
Computer geek in general by career...
Been a Help Desk guy...
Been a Tech Writer...
Been a Sys Admin...
Best thing I seem to be is a Project Manager though.
Right now --- I just started as a Director of Services at a small development firm... which means I'm a higher scale PM from what I can tell with more responsibility and no extra pay.
Been a Help Desk guy...
Been a Tech Writer...
Been a Sys Admin...
Best thing I seem to be is a Project Manager though.
Right now --- I just started as a Director of Services at a small development firm... which means I'm a higher scale PM from what I can tell with more responsibility and no extra pay.
With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied – chains us all, irrevocably."
- 2001 Aprilia RSV Mille R
- 2001 Aprilia RSV Mille R
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SSchumacherCO
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Longmont, CO
- Contact:
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rhinoviper
- Toe-Draggin' Speed Monkey
- Location: Tiny Town
- Contact:
...... No really that's what I do, really you don't believe me, why not, I'm not kidding, really.... 
Ok I'm a mortgage banker, sales rocks! 
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ChaCha
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Commerce City/DIA , Colorado
- Contact:
I'm a marine engineer working in the offshore oil industry. I'm currently working on a 240ft offshore supply boat around the islands of Trinidad and Tobago.
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'10 Ducati hyper 796
'06 KTM 450 exc
'03 TTR-125
I hate being the back-up drummer for the phonics monkey.
'06 KTM 450 exc
'03 TTR-125
I hate being the back-up drummer for the phonics monkey.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Earning more than you deserve, and you say "that's okay"?!?!?! Sounds like more than "okay" to me.rhinoviper wrote:I'm still tryin' to figure that one out. One thing I'm certain of is that I've spent more than my fair share of time earning way too much money for the work I do! That's okay, such is the life of a consultant!
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."