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WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:56 pm

Pretty impressive skills!
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Post by Sisyphus » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:44 am

I could not do that.
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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:09 am

Sisyphus wrote:I could not do that.
Yes you could. Look at the title of the film, this was the officer's second try, so even he didn't get it right the first time.
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WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:53 am

No really, you could not do that.

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Post by calamari kid » Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:02 pm

I'm always in awe of this level of riding skill. A few years back one of the local moto shops was having an open house at which a couple local cops were on hand running laps on a small course like this, city cop on a harley and a county cop on a beemer. The county cop was a significantly better rider and borrowed the harley for a couple laps. He took a good 1/4" off each footboard showing off. :lol:
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:11 pm

Respect.
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Post by Ames » Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:05 pm

But where's the gunplay? Don't all motorcycle cops shoot at fleeing suspects whilst performing precision maneuvers? :mrgreen:

Okay, that was impressive.
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Post by absent_carlo » Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:03 am

I couldn't do that on my Zuma.
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Post by Ames » Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:34 am

absent_carlo wrote:I couldn't do that on my Zuma.
I doubt I could do that on my feet! :lol:
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