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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:58 am
Finally! Now, we must never fear to loose the ability to pucker, ever!
Well, if you're a mouse, but the human version cannot be that far behind.
http://io9.com/5829725/functioning-anal ... petri-dish
Esther Inglis-Arkell on io9.com wrote:There is no denying that growing an anal sphincter in a petri dish is hilarious. There is also no denying that nobody reading this would enjoy being without an anal sphincter, so it's good that there are back-ups being developed.
This is an achievement that is equally ludicrous to comprehend, hilarious to consider and outstanding in every way!
Of course, what will really drive the adoption of this for human use will be custom-sphincters for the...specialist and/or professional user...
"Look ma! Heart-shaped!"
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Contact:
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by Bigshankhank » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 am
Rev wrote:The first commercial use of any new technology, from movable type to the photograph to virtual reality, is pornography. So in answer to your question about what we'll do with this scientific breakthrough, the answer is simple. We'll fuck it.
Combined with the "oral surgery" robotic head/mouth thing posted elsewhere, youve got just about everything you need for a new fetish.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Contact:
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by Jaeger » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:00 am
Rev wrote:Bigshankhank wrote:Rev wrote:The first commercial use of any new technology, from movable type to the photograph to virtual reality, is pornography. So in answer to your question about what we'll do with this scientific breakthrough, the answer is simple. We'll fuck it.
Combined with the "oral surgery" robotic head/mouth thing posted elsewhere, youve got just about everything you need for a new fetish.
Or a William Burroughs novel.
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
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Contact:
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by Beemer Dan » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:20 am
what the hell Jaeger? what the hell is that?
OH GAWD!!!
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Contact:
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by Bigshankhank » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:28 am
Beemer Dan wrote:what the hell Jaeger? what the hell is that?
OH GAWD!!!
I dunno, but am I the only one who is kinda aroused now? C'mon admit it, I'm not the only one. There's that one guy, you know who I'm talking about, lives out West, yeah he's into this.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
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Contact:
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by Beemer Dan » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
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Contact:
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by xtian » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:08 am
organic pocket fart gadget ?
I'm not really from around here.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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by Rabbit_Fighter » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:24 am
Can they put sphincters in my ears? I'd never need earplugs again.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
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by calamari kid » Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:58 pm
Jager, is that your Mugwump? I am incredibly jealous.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:43 pm
Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Can they put sphincters in my ears? I'd never need earplugs again.
I've been bitching about our lack of earlids for years. I'll wait for the second or third generation models.
One can only imagine the fuck-ups possible on the Beta...
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Contact:
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by Ames » Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:25 pm
piccini9 wrote:Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Can they put sphincters in my ears? I'd never need earplugs again.
I've been bitching about our lack of earlids for years. I'll wait for the second or third generation models.
One can only imagine the fuck-ups possible on the Beta...
I can only imagine the repeated conversations for the first generations users: "Huh? Say again? Are you okay? You sound like shit."
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
