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- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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Epic quickdraw fail
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
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wow, that was hard to watch.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Why was he so close to the target, he could have just gut-punched the other guy and been able to walk better afterwards.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
The idea here is to train for the event that someone has closed the distance with you and requires something more than a fist to halt their advance. Sure you can gut-punch paper targets all day, but maybe it's someone you don't want to punch, like someone with a large knife or a really filthy hobo/government worker?Bigshankhank wrote:Why was he so close to the target, he could have just gut-punched the other guy and been able to walk better afterwards.
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
Firearms are actually notoriously difficult to aim without using the sights, even very proficient trick shooters have difficulty firing from the hip and for the average police officer it's a skill they probably never even get to try to practice, not to mention it's only really useful in this one specialized situation. Should you ever witness a range full of blind firing officers I want photosxtian wrote:why not just shoot him in the leg then. I mean His leg.
The goal with this particular tactic is center of mass, partially because statistically the highest percentage of one shot stops comes from a solid center of mass hit and partially because center of mass is a much easier target in a panic firing situation. With all that adrenalin pumping movements become jerky and exaggerated and suddenly a leg is a poor target.
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Well, that explains it. His own damn fault.roadmissile wrote:Firearms are actually notoriously difficult to aim without using the sights, even very proficient trick shooters have difficulty firing from the hip and for the average police officer it's a skill they probably never even get to try to practice, not to mention it's only really useful in this one specialized situation. Should you ever witness a range full of blind firing officers I want photosxtian wrote:why not just shoot him in the leg then. I mean His leg.![]()
The goal with this particular tactic is center of mass, partially because statistically the highest percentage of one shot stops comes from a solid center of mass hit and partially because center of mass is a much easier target in a panic firing situation. With all that adrenalin pumping movements become jerky and exaggerated and suddenly a leg is a poor target.
/RM
Fool loaded a leg-seeking bullet.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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And I think this very nicely demonstrates why the firarm is not an ideal weapon in such an instance. But I don't get into a lot of fights so what the fuck do I know.roadmissile wrote:The idea here is to train for the event that someone has closed the distance with you and requires something more than a fist to halt their advance. Sure you can gut-punch paper targets all day, but maybe it's someone you don't want to punch, like someone with a large knife or a really filthy hobo/government worker?Bigshankhank wrote:Why was he so close to the target, he could have just gut-punched the other guy and been able to walk better afterwards.
/RM
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
Don't blame poor execution on a sound if specialized tactic, imagine you're a five foot three, slight of build female police and it's a six five two hundred and fifty pound guy on pcp with a sharpened screwdriver coming at you, what weapon do you feel would be ideal?Bigshankhank wrote:And I think this very nicely demonstrates why the firarm is not an ideal weapon in such an instance. But I don't get into a lot of fights so what the fuck do I know.
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
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- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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I have no doubt that this tactic can be executed properly, clearly this is a bad example, no argument there. Nevertheless if said screwdriver wielding large mammal is chest to chest with the aforementioned itty-bitty police officer, I would be more concerned with drawing a weapon that the offender is close enough to pull from my hand before I could get it into a firing position. However this officer would have a baton and the training on how to use it in exactly this circumstance, which is the weapon I would prefer to as is easier and more specifically designed for this particular type of attack. Now if the pistol were already drawn and aimed, then sure the pistol is the go-to tool of this situation, but clearly that is not the case we are talking about here.roadmissile wrote: Don't blame poor execution on a sound if specialized tactic, imagine you're a five foot three, slight of build female police and it's a six five two hundred and fifty pound guy on pcp with a sharpened screwdriver coming at you, what weapon do you feel would be ideal?
/RM
Correct me if I am wrong, a pistol is more of a 5 - 25 feet away kind of weapon, no? Honestly I am not much of a firearm guy but that has always been my perception of them.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
I was thinking mall ninja, but it's entirely possible, I've seen plenty of police do silly things with firearms. Imagine explaining this to your boss...Rev wrote:Also, is this guy a cop, or just wearing a funny hat?
On the gun grab/baton thing, this is supposed to make it as hard as possible to grab the firearm, quick into action, weapon held close to the body where it's much harder to grab compared to a proper shooting stance. Personally as kind of a big monkey myself were I the attacker I'd take my chances with the baton well before the firearm, but I think you may be overestimating what someone can do with a baton.
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
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machismo for the win.
my ex did that as a 16 year old. walked the two miles back to the farmhouse and collapsed on his bed. his folks thought he was just sick until his mom took off his boots and found a bit of blood in one of them. the scar is on his knee and the bullet is still next to his ankle.
my ex did that as a 16 year old. walked the two miles back to the farmhouse and collapsed on his bed. his folks thought he was just sick until his mom took off his boots and found a bit of blood in one of them. the scar is on his knee and the bullet is still next to his ankle.
fuck it all.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Honestly, I think the moral of the story here is that if you're somehow dumb enough to let the bad guys get that close in the first place, you're doing something wrong.
The best way to avoid having to shoot someone is to 1: don't get into situations that require you to carry a firearm and 2: avoid conflict.
Okay, now you can jump all over me on behalf of cops and anti-terrorist types but frankly I will fall back on the original statement.
Even barring screwdrivers etc, your chances of surviving a screwdriver attack are better than a knife or gun. So if you can justify killing someone who points a screwdriver at you... well, have fun in court.
The best way to avoid having to shoot someone is to 1: don't get into situations that require you to carry a firearm and 2: avoid conflict.
Okay, now you can jump all over me on behalf of cops and anti-terrorist types but frankly I will fall back on the original statement.
Even barring screwdrivers etc, your chances of surviving a screwdriver attack are better than a knife or gun. So if you can justify killing someone who points a screwdriver at you... well, have fun in court.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
The trigger is not a handle by which you pull a gun from the holster.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Oops.
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Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
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Dave
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Exeter, NH
- Contact:
Any law abiding citizen who carries a firearm lives by your first two rules regardless of if they have a firearm on their person or not.Sisyphus wrote:Honestly, I think the moral of the story here is that if you're somehow dumb enough to let the bad guys get that close in the first place, you're doing something wrong.
The best way to avoid having to shoot someone is to 1: don't get into situations that require you to carry a firearm and 2: avoid conflict.
Okay, now you can jump all over me on behalf of cops and anti-terrorist types but frankly I will fall back on the original statement.
Even barring screwdrivers etc, your chances of surviving a screwdriver attack are better than a knife or gun. So if you can justify killing someone who points a screwdriver at you... well, have fun in court.
If I were to be pointing a firearm at someone then I would be genuinely, no-fooling afraid for my life and entirely out of options and alternatives. In that situation, as they say, first things first.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
This is the real moral of the story.Rabbit_Fighter wrote:The trigger is not a handle by which you pull a gun from the holster.
The bad guy getting that close is a scenario that potentially occurs no matter how intelligent you are, in the real world shit sometimes just goes pear shaped.
Feel free to interchange 'sharpened screwdriver' for 'fire axe' if that makes you feel better, but if someone intends to do murder unto you it may well be with a relatively innocuous object.
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
The DEA agent in Piccini's video is, IMO, stupider than the cop / mall ninja in RM's. RM's guy made the cardinal mistake of having his finger on the trigger. The DEA guy didn't even drop the mag when he supposedly "made safe" the weapon.
Mall ninja should've been practicing with a snap cap oh about 500 times before using live ammo.
Mall ninja should've been practicing with a snap cap oh about 500 times before using live ammo.
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Dave
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Exeter, NH
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Personally I think it has a lot more to do with not wanting to kill a person if you can at all avoid it for a whole spectrum of reasons.Rev wrote:That statement is only true because if they point a gun in error they cease to be law abiding.Dave wrote: Any law abiding citizen who carries a firearm lives by your first two rules regardless of if they have a firearm on their person or not.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
I saw this awhile ago and also saw a post he made on youtube, explaining what had happened. The guy fancies himself a firearms expert, but doesn't know shit (there are some other hilarious videos of him practicing drills, where he doesn't shoot himself but looks just about as stupid).roadmissile wrote:This is the real moral of the story.Rabbit_Fighter wrote:The trigger is not a handle by which you pull a gun from the holster.
The bad guy getting that close is a scenario that potentially occurs no matter how intelligent you are, in the real world shit sometimes just goes pear shaped.
Feel free to interchange 'sharpened screwdriver' for 'fire axe' if that makes you feel better, but if someone intends to do murder unto you it may well be with a relatively innocuous object.
/RM
His explanation was something about using a holster that was unfamiliar, and bumping the safety when he drew, or some other such nonsense. It was kind of like listening to somebody describe how they "had to lay it down."
Don't put your finger on the trigger until you are on target.
The moral of this story has nothing to do with whether or not firearms are a good thing for people to carry (that's a separate debate). If you are going to carry a firearm (even if only at a range), have a fucking clue how to handle one.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Rabbit_Fighter wrote:If you are going to carry a firearm (even if only at a range), have a fucking clue how to handle one.
That, yes that right there.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
This thread contains two of my favorite terms, "pear shaped" and "Mall Ninja".
They probably should be used together more often.
They probably should be used together more often.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
HEY!!!Rabbit_Fighter wrote:It was kind of like listening to somebody describe how they "had to lay it down.".
I've had to lay it down.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
- Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Me too.Zer0 wrote:HEY!!!Rabbit_Fighter wrote:It was kind of like listening to somebody describe how they "had to lay it down.".
I've had to lay it down.
Everytime my speed exceeded my ability.
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Not me. That corner came up on me faster than it normally does.Bo_9 wrote:Me too.Zer0 wrote:HEY!!!Rabbit_Fighter wrote:It was kind of like listening to somebody describe how they "had to lay it down.".
I've had to lay it down.
Everytime my speed exceeded my ability.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...