My boys and I are getting all amped for the high Holy Day, so we've been looking through our stuff and alot of our sound effects CDs up and split.
Who has anything we can swap? (As in MP3s--not the actual discs) I have a 30 minute one in return, good to scare the weak ones away from the front door (though not the greatest sound quality).
(I guess I could play some Slayer too)
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Halloween sound FX swap
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Halloween sound FX swap
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Thanks Sunny, but I have that--you mean the orchestral version (Stokowski??). I also have the usual ones: Dukas's Sorcerer's Apprentice, Listz's Mephisto, Berlioz's Witch's Sabbath.
I'm looking for stuff like screams, rats gnawing on skulls, humping zombies, Cheney soundbites. . .
I'm looking for stuff like screams, rats gnawing on skulls, humping zombies, Cheney soundbites. . .
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
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naw, i got the pipe organ version performed by fred magle in some eastern european cathedral...
i am thinking of using miserere and mozart's complete requiem as the musical backdrop for our high holy holiday celebrations. but i haven't even got a theme for this year. though stuffing my son into a scarecrow outfit for the porch is still a possibility...
and the thought comes to me that i can burn a pentacle into the front lawn this year. it's apparently my lawn.
i am thinking of using miserere and mozart's complete requiem as the musical backdrop for our high holy holiday celebrations. but i haven't even got a theme for this year. though stuffing my son into a scarecrow outfit for the porch is still a possibility...
and the thought comes to me that i can burn a pentacle into the front lawn this year. it's apparently my lawn.
fuck it all.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Being that we live in America, I'd say do it, but since we live in America, don't be surprised if code enforcement digs up some obscure ordinance and pops you a $250 fine. I'm still wrapping up my battle with the yard nazis out here.sun rat wrote:and the thought comes to me that i can burn a pentacle into the front lawn this year. it's apparently my lawn.
We'll have skulls and images of death all over our place in Oct.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Just tell them that those darn pagan vandals did it...Zer0 wrote:Being that we live in America, I'd say do it, but since we live in America, don't be surprised if code enforcement digs up some obscure ordinance and pops you a $250 fine. I'm still wrapping up my battle with the yard nazis out here.sun rat wrote:and the thought comes to me that i can burn a pentacle into the front lawn this year. it's apparently my lawn.
We'll have skulls and images of death all over our place in Oct.
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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sun rat
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heheheh. and i'll say it with a straight face, while brazenly and openly wearing my own pentacle....Bo_9 wrote:Just tell them that those darn pagan vandals did it...Zer0 wrote:Being that we live in America, I'd say do it, but since we live in America, don't be surprised if code enforcement digs up some obscure ordinance and pops you a $250 fine. I'm still wrapping up my battle with the yard nazis out here.sun rat wrote:and the thought comes to me that i can burn a pentacle into the front lawn this year. it's apparently my lawn.
We'll have skulls and images of death all over our place in Oct.
fuck it all.
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
sun rat wrote:heheheh. and i'll say it with a straight face, while brazenly and openly wearing my own pentacle....Bo_9 wrote:Just tell them that those darn pagan vandals did it...Zer0 wrote:Being that we live in America, I'd say do it, but since we live in America, don't be surprised if code enforcement digs up some obscure ordinance and pops you a $250 fine. I'm still wrapping up my battle with the yard nazis out here.sun rat wrote:and the thought comes to me that i can burn a pentacle into the front lawn this year. it's apparently my lawn.
We'll have skulls and images of death all over our place in Oct.
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Just like that. Win every time.sun rat wrote:heheheh. and i'll say it with a straight face, while brazenly and openly wearing my own pentacle....Bo_9 wrote:Just tell them that those darn pagan vandals did it...Zer0 wrote:Being that we live in America, I'd say do it, but since we live in America, don't be surprised if code enforcement digs up some obscure ordinance and pops you a $250 fine. I'm still wrapping up my battle with the yard nazis out here.sun rat wrote:and the thought comes to me that i can burn a pentacle into the front lawn this year. it's apparently my lawn.
We'll have skulls and images of death all over our place in Oct.
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Love it.Bo_9 wrote:Just like that. Win every time.sun rat wrote:heheheh. and i'll say it with a straight face, while brazenly and openly wearing my own pentacle....Bo_9 wrote:Just tell them that those darn pagan vandals did it...Zer0 wrote:Being that we live in America, I'd say do it, but since we live in America, don't be surprised if code enforcement digs up some obscure ordinance and pops you a $250 fine. I'm still wrapping up my battle with the yard nazis out here.sun rat wrote:and the thought comes to me that i can burn a pentacle into the front lawn this year. it's apparently my lawn.
We'll have skulls and images of death all over our place in Oct.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...