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Vitiare
Adhuc Homo Novus
Location: Austin, TX

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Post by Vitiare » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:22 pm

Here's some great exercises for riding. Or something.

<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/G8fRyj0Y900" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."

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Rench
the Harm in Harmony
Location: Chicago
Contact:

Post by Rench » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:05 pm

Phew!!! I though Vit was gonna go all "smoke yer balls!!" on us or something. :mrgreen:

/obscure board reference.

Ahem. Fucked up dude. What did you say you do all day again to find stuff like this? :mrgreen:

-Rench

"I'm not a schemer..."

"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni

Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:08 pm

Goddam.

But I happened to be listening to this while it played, and it worked, in a modern art kind of way (now to clean out my eyes):
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nM__lPTWThU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
Location: The Muckworks
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Post by Sisyphus » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:46 pm

Last time I saw someone make that face they were being impaled. Speaking of which, odd juxtaposition with the Rob Halford bit there.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall

Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:51 pm

Rench wrote:"smoke yer balls!!" on us or something. :mrgreen:

/obscure board reference.
:lol: Ah yes, another weak troll who flash and burned the hell outta here.

good memories
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

Vitiare
Adhuc Homo Novus
Location: Austin, TX

Post by Vitiare » Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:31 pm

Rench wrote:
Ahem. Fucked up dude. What did you say you do all day again to find stuff like this? :mrgreen:


I work at a TV station and sit in front of a computer all day. I also have some really weird friends. ;-)
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."

Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:33 pm

Hey! Just like me, only I work in a college, except I have no friends, but most of my coworkers are maladjusted, which is better than friends.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:43 pm

sledit
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:05 am

piccini9 wrote:sledit
What's sledit?
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

Vitiare
Adhuc Homo Novus
Location: Austin, TX

Post by Vitiare » Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:59 am

Sloppy edit?

I was trying to figure that out myself. Figured it was some secret code among the more veteran cultists and I havent gone through the proper levels yet to understand what it means.
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:04 pm

piccini9 wrote:sledit
Sled, who posted, edited, and fucked right off.

Pattio
Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
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Post by Pattio » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:32 am

BackDoorBarbie wrote:
Jonny wrote:
piccini9 wrote:sledit
Sled, who trolled, edited, and fucked right off because we mocked him with the invention of the term, "sledit".
Fixed.
Not just a memory of the troll, but a shorthand for the act of deleting, which is to say 'un-saying', one's part in the conversation, which is diagnostically un-utmc behavior beyond just being bad interweb behavior.
-Pattio-

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guitargeek
Master Metric Necromancer
Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Post by guitargeek » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:42 am

It's it's own thing now.

Sled, who showed some promise at first, turned out in short order to be a fuckface.

When called on his fuckfacery, he deleted all his posts and replaced them with the word, "edit".

Thus was born the sledit.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

Vitiare
Adhuc Homo Novus
Location: Austin, TX

Post by Vitiare » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:47 am

Thank you for explaining it!
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."

Rabbit_Fighter
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:42 am

Yeah, so if you decide you don't want to be here after all, please freak out and leave some gems before you go.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

Vitiare
Adhuc Homo Novus
Location: Austin, TX

Post by Vitiare » Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:44 am

After getting my warm welcome from Guitargeek? Why would I possibly want to leave! 8)

Sorry folks, Im here for good.
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."

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guitargeek
Master Metric Necromancer
Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
Contact:

Post by guitargeek » Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:49 am

Consider me an acid test.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:18 am

piccini9 wrote:sledit
So what did you sledit, Piccini? Man up.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

Vitiare
Adhuc Homo Novus
Location: Austin, TX

Post by Vitiare » Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:49 am

I dont think you can expect much in the way of "man up" with an avatar of Hello Kitty. AK or not.
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."

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guitargeek
Master Metric Necromancer
Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Post by guitargeek » Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:16 am

Don't be fooled, Pete can crush rocks with his bare hands.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:25 am

guitargeek wrote:Don't be fooled, Pete can crush rocks with his bare hands.
When he crushes Rock's rocks, then I'll believe.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

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flounder
Magnum Jihad
Location: Beaverton, OR

Post by flounder » Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:47 pm

Vitiare wrote:After getting my warm welcome from Guitargeek? Why would I possibly want to leave! 8)

Sorry folks, Im here for good.

It's addicting isn't it?
Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up *on* Dean Wormer.

Toonce(s)
Asshat Spambot
Location: south of cheese

Post by Toonce(s) » Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:55 pm

It works for these guys

Image

They just don't have huge 80's hair.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.

Vitiare
Adhuc Homo Novus
Location: Austin, TX

Post by Vitiare » Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:33 pm

flounder wrote:
Vitiare wrote:After getting my warm welcome from Guitargeek? Why would I possibly want to leave! 8)

Sorry folks, Im here for good.

It's addicting isn't it?
Yup. Definitely!
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."

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