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--Jaeger
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Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Buh... :shock:
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Buh... :shock:
This is inspiring but... holy shuckin' fit!
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--Jaeger
holy shuckin' fit!<iframe width="560" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TWfph3iNC-k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Balls. Big honkin Balls.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
WHEEEE!!!
SIGN ME UP!
SIGN ME UP!
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
From the Wiki:
Doesn't say anything specifically about strength training, but I don't think my Aunt Marie will be trying this anytime soon.Flying a wingsuit adds considerable complexity to a skydive. The United States Parachute Association (USPA) requires in the Skydivers Information Manual that any jumper flying a wingsuit for the first time have a minimum of 200 freefall skydives, made within the past 18 months, and receive one-on-one instruction from an experienced wing suit jumper, or 500 jumps experience to go without an instructor.[14] Requirements in other nations are similar. Wingsuit manufacturers offer training courses and certify instructors
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
Having jumped out of a plane twice in my life 200 jumps in eighteen months seems like quite a lot. Looks damn fun though.
/RM
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
You'd have to have amazing upper torso strength--shoulder, pecs, abs and lowerback. He HAS to be spent even after a "little" leap like that.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Plus this guy can now brag that he's a master grinder of cracks.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Right, after a couple of days, I tried watching this again and after a full dozen attempts I finally found a proxy server that would load the entire video. Whichever fascist decided to block this video for Germany didn't even have the decency to identify himself.
In any case, regarding the actual content:
Needs moar motor.
In any case, regarding the actual content:
Needs moar motor.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.