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motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Got a

Post by motorpsycho67 » Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:20 pm

... job interview tomorrow. Wish me luck!


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thack
Magnum Jihad

Post by thack » Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:48 pm

luck, dude.
tear it up.
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goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Post by goose » Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:56 pm

Confidence brother! You don't need no f'n luck, just slay'em
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:17 pm

Knock 'em dead.

Hoping to be in a similar situation soon.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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guitargeek
Master Metric Necromancer
Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Post by guitargeek » Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:31 pm

What they said, murder the interviewer. :|


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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:09 pm

Do it!
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MagnusTheBuilder
Arbiter of Beard
Location: Denver, CO
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:51 pm

Remember, you probably wont get the job if you don't do anal at the audition.

Good luck.
-- The Mag

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motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:05 pm

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Remember, you probably wont get the job if you don't do anal at the audition.

Good luck.

Sounds like you speak from experience...... did you get the job?


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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Tue Sep 20, 2011 6:30 am

Good luck!!

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:35 am

Fingers crossed!
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flounder
Magnum Jihad
Location: Beaverton, OR

Post by flounder » Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:45 am

Kick ass! Good luck!
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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:32 am

What is a "job interview"?
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Post by Bigshankhank » Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:02 am

Burn that motherfucker down, good luck.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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SidVicious
Barista of Doom
Location: EM27ii
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Post by SidVicious » Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:35 pm

Fuck him in the neck and ask for change.


How'd it go?
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motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:14 pm

Well, interview went pretty well. I've got the experience he's looking for, but won't know for a couple of weeks...

Huge dealership.... Big 4 + Ducati + Katoom + Victory + Can Am Spyder + watercraft + big watercraft + hoping to pick up Triumph soon


http://www.bertsmegamall.com
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'82 Kawalski GPz750
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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:46 pm

Sounds good. Hoping for the best.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Post by goose » Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:41 pm

Wha? No Husaberg? Turn those fuckers down flat!

Seriously though, I hope you score a job, bust some ass, make some friends and some money to boot!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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