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rc26
The Devil's Banana
Location: Va.

Signs of aging.

Post by rc26 » Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:48 am

I'm starting become a crotchety old bastard.


"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.

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Rock
Superfudge!
Location: East Coast
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Post by Rock » Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:02 am

Damn kids.....
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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:45 am

Starting?
















:lol:

Metalredneck
Largely Uncontroversial

Post by Metalredneck » Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:50 am

get off my lawn...
Done.

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Post by Bigshankhank » Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:10 pm

WTF? Just be sure to plug your power strip back into itself for unlimited electricity.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Post by goose » Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:13 pm

Metalredneck wrote:get off my lawn...
and tell your parents they were right, they would have been better off if you were never born!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:45 am

When I got reading glasses last year I realized how old and ugly my hands are. :shock:
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

rolly
Tim Horton hears a Who?
Location: Greater Trauma Area
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Post by rolly » Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:41 am

WHAAAT? SPEAK UP.
ALSO THE TEXT IS TOO SMALL.

Pattio
Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
Location: the Olde Wheelery

Post by Pattio » Wed Oct 12, 2011 5:00 am

When I stumble upon a favorite science-fiction film on the tv and gradually realize that all the commercials are for boner pills or pooping tonics.
-Pattio-

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flounder
Magnum Jihad
Location: Beaverton, OR

Post by flounder » Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:42 am

The nice lady said please look in the little box and read line 1....I said I don't see anything.....she asked if I had glasses....I put them on, looked in the little box and like magic.....line 1....

She checked the little box that says I have to have them on while riding or driving.....


Shit.....
Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up *on* Dean Wormer.

Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Post by Zim » Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:05 pm

I've had salt and pepper hair since 18, so I can't use that as an age gauge. Over the past few years, bits of gray have been appearing on my chin. Fine.

But this new gray hair, appearing below (well below) my neck... wtf?
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

12ci
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia

Post by 12ci » Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:53 am

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Metalredneck
Largely Uncontroversial

Post by Metalredneck » Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:38 am

I got the scrip for reading glasses last week.

I'm not going quietly, tho. The guys are coming over for a jam session this afternoon. We should be gigging in a month. :D :D :D :D
Done.

calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Sat Oct 15, 2011 8:33 am

Metalredneck wrote:I got the scrip for reading glasses last week.
You too? I got mine earlier this summer. Still getting used to another damn thing to keep track of.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

FastCat
Δv/Δt = Whoopass
Location: Pacific NorthWET
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Post by FastCat » Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:00 pm

Metalredneck wrote:get off my lawn...
heh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7X2_V60YK8
guitargeek wrote:I just lubed my dad's nipples.

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