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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Born with Beards
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MagnusTheBuilder
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- Location: Denver, CO
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Born with Beards
I wanted to share with everyone who doesn't already get bombarded with the updates on facebook, my business partner and I have been doing a webcomic. New comic every Thursday. So... you can find links to the comics here. (Some of you have seen that we do other things as well, fun things... hopefully we can share those with you soon. Until then, it's webcomics.)
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com" target="_new">Born with Beards - Homepage</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics.html" target="_new">Comics Menu</a>
Individual Comics:
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/bulletstorm.html" target="_new">Bulletstorm</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/lanoire.html" target="_new">L. A. Noire</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/portal2.html" target="_new">Portal 2</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/li ... lanet.html" target="_new">Little Big Planet</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/li ... anet2.html" target="_new">Little Big Planet 2</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/brink.html" target="_new">Brink</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/demonssouls.html" target="_new">Demon's Souls</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/br ... sited.html" target="_new">Brink, Revisited</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/crysis2.html" target="_new">Crysis 2</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/infamous.html" target="_new">Infamous</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/infamous2.html" target="_new">Infamous 2</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/bioshock.html" target="_new">Bioshock</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/mirrorsedge.html" target="_new">Mirror's Edge</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/uncharted.html" target="_new">Uncharted</a> NEW!
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com" target="_new">Born with Beards - Homepage</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics.html" target="_new">Comics Menu</a>
Individual Comics:
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/bulletstorm.html" target="_new">Bulletstorm</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/lanoire.html" target="_new">L. A. Noire</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/portal2.html" target="_new">Portal 2</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/li ... lanet.html" target="_new">Little Big Planet</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/li ... anet2.html" target="_new">Little Big Planet 2</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/brink.html" target="_new">Brink</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/demonssouls.html" target="_new">Demon's Souls</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/br ... sited.html" target="_new">Brink, Revisited</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/crysis2.html" target="_new">Crysis 2</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/infamous.html" target="_new">Infamous</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/infamous2.html" target="_new">Infamous 2</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/bioshock.html" target="_new">Bioshock</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/mirrorsedge.html" target="_new">Mirror's Edge</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/uncharted.html" target="_new">Uncharted</a> NEW!
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-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
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New Comic: <a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/uncharted.html" target="_new">Uncharted</a>
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
-
MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
New Comic: <a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/uncharted2.html" target="_new">Uncharted 2</a>
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
New Comic: <a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/batman.html" target="_new">Batman: Arkham Asylum</a>
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
New Comic: <a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/re ... ption.html" target="_new">Red Dead Redemption</a>
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/bastion.html" target="_new">Bastion</a>
New Comic: <a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/as ... creed.html" target="_new">Assassin's Creed</a>
New Comic: <a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/as ... creed.html" target="_new">Assassin's Creed</a>
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
New Comic: <a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/psychonauts.html" target="_new">Psychonauts</a>
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/disgaea.html" target="_new">Disgaea</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/alice.html" target="_new">Alice: Madness Returns</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/deusexhr.html" target="_new">Deus Ex: Human Revolution</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/deadisland.html" target="_new">Dead Island</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/driversf.html" target="_new">Driver: San Francisco</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/resistance3.html" target="_new">Resistance 3</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/rage.html" target="_new">Rage</a>
New Comic:<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/ico.html" target="_new">Ico</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/alice.html" target="_new">Alice: Madness Returns</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/deusexhr.html" target="_new">Deus Ex: Human Revolution</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/deadisland.html" target="_new">Dead Island</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/driversf.html" target="_new">Driver: San Francisco</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/resistance3.html" target="_new">Resistance 3</a>
<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/rage.html" target="_new">Rage</a>
New Comic:<a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/ico.html" target="_new">Ico</a>
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
-
MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
New Comic: <a href="http://www.bornwithbeards.com/comics/borderlands.html" target="_new">Borderlands</a>
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
-
MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
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<a href="">BORNwithBEARDS - Podcast 001 - Collectors Editions</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/bornwithbeards">Born With Beards</a>
<a href="">BORNwithBEARDS - Podcast 001 - Collectors Editions</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/bornwithbeards">Born With Beards</a>
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
-
MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
It has nothing to do with motorcycles.Toad wrote:I don't get it.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
This is also true.Toad wrote:As far as I can tell, it's got nuttin to do with beards too.
My business partner and I make videogames.
Our company is called Born with Beards.
We also make webcomics and now also podcasts about videogames.
We named it Born with Beards... because we both have delightful manly beards on our delightful manly faces.
I'm sorry Toad, I did not mean to deceive you.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams