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Post by Trav » Sun Nov 13, 2011 7:54 pm

dear god.

If you've seen the first one, go right on to the second. If not, first thing's first.

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"With the engine running in the neutral position, disengage the clutch (pull in-clutch lever), press down on the shift lever until low gear is engaged, remove foot from shift lever, increase engine speed slightly, slowly release clutch lever while advancing throttle. Repeat procedure for remaining gears."

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Post by Sisyphus » Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:44 pm

Ossum.
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calamari kid
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Post by calamari kid » Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:59 am

Where did you find a copy to view? Been wanting to check it out.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:53 pm

I'm not sure what kind of sickness that was, but I liked it a lot.

Who wants to take bets that the second video was filmed in Detroit? That's the only place I can think of where houses are cheap enough to just go and destroy one for shits and giggles and not run your video over budget.
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Post by UndertheGun » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:08 pm

No idea but I bet there are lots of communities in the rust belt where it could've been. Pittsburg, Cleveland, Gary... Some kid I went to school with moved back east and bought a house in Pittsburg for $15k. Sorta sad to see a decent house completely destroyed but given the housing market and neighborhoods being deserted, not a surprise.

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Post by Toad » Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:08 pm

:shock: must buy shoes. :shock:

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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:27 pm

UndertheGun wrote:No idea but I bet there are lots of communities in the rust belt where it could've been. Pittsburg, Cleveland, Gary... Some kid I went to school with moved back east and bought a house in Pittsburg for $15k. Sorta sad to see a decent house completely destroyed but given the housing market and neighborhoods being deserted, not a surprise.
Maybe decent, maybe already had the bulk of the plumbing and electrical ripped out by scrappers. Maybe the house is in/on/around some sort of toxic site. Maybe it was gonna get torn down for new development of some kind.

There. Hopefully that will present some other options so you can enjoy the wanton destructive awesomeness, unfettered by the naggings of practicality and respect for resources.

;) I'm helping.
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Post by calamari kid » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:16 pm

Rev wrote:The house next to our garage is for sale for $5,000.

Also, I feel bad posting the link, but if you google around a little, you'll find a screener copy of the movie for download.
Gotcha thanks. I was going down that road, but wanted to check just in case.
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:38 pm

The house was in Vancouver and slated for demolition, so they set it up and shot there.

More about shooting the video:

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/features/ ... nx-sniper/

Apparently police showed up:
A bunch of undercover guys showed up, and the main cop was wearing this shirt with Chuck Norris' face on it that said, "I am the weapon." He said, "I hear you're driving motorcycles through walls in there. That sounds cool."
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motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
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riding more important than medium
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Post by rolly » Fri Nov 18, 2011 3:12 am

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:The house was in Vancouver and slated for demolition, so they set it up and shot there.

More about shooting the video:

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/features/ ... nx-sniper/

Apparently police showed up:
A bunch of undercover guys showed up, and the main cop was wearing this shirt with Chuck Norris' face on it that said, "I am the weapon." He said, "I hear you're driving motorcycles through walls in there. That sounds cool."
Vancouver? So, in contrast to the house next to the Baltimore garage, the place was probably worth a million or so.

I could probably skin a goat barehanded in two minutes. I've never tried, but it sounds doable.

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Post by piccini9 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:54 am

It always comes back around to sacrificing a virgin. Doesn't it?
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:03 pm

I just can't get enough of this damned video. (The second one, that is.)
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Post by Sisyphus » Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:24 pm

Rev wrote:The house next to our garage is for sale for $5,000
Really? What's a $5,000 house look like? I have to see this.
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Post by Sisyphus » Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:11 pm

Falling down and covered in asbestos shingles and they still want money for it... I guess the housing boom is alive and well.
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:27 pm

Rev wrote:, it's pink.
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