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Warp drive, anyone?

Post by MoraleHazard » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:46 am

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-502223_162- ... particles/

If this turns out to be true, it will definitely change our knowledge on how the universe works.


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Post by Sisyphus » Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:39 pm

True. But it still doesn't change the fact that I can only afford shitty beer and someday will work myself to death.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sat Nov 19, 2011 2:21 am

Sisyphus wrote:True. But it still doesn't change the fact that I can only afford shitty beer and someday will work myself to death.

Ohhhhh, that was good for a belly laugh.
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Post by DerGolgo » Sat Nov 19, 2011 2:28 am

I still believe someone will figure out how to fit this into the theory of relativity and get the nobel for it. Over 100 years, I don't think physicists will let go of it that easily.
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Post by piccini9 » Sat Nov 19, 2011 3:02 am

the bartender says, "I'm sorry we don't serve neutrinos here."
A faster than ligt particle walks into a bar,
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Post by xtian » Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:10 am

does that question the infinity of stupidity then ?
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Post by MoraleHazard » Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:28 am

piccini9 wrote:the bartender says, "I'm sorry we don't serve neutrinos here."
A faster than ligt particle walks into a bar,
ROFL!!
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