Please note that there are still some small things missing/incomplete (like the lack of a threshold on the transition from the kitchen/dining area to the living-room floor) but I have been wanting to post this stuff online.
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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Cat's new house
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
- Contact:
Cat's new house
OK, I know it's not "headline news" but I have been mostly absent from most of my typical "extracurricular activities" over this past summer because me and my partner have spent all the money, effort, and energy at our disposal to purchase, make-ready, and move-into a new house. This is the culmination of a lot of hard work and I finally talked Mardi into giving me the "go ahead" to snap some photos and post them online yesterday as we have the new place straightened-up and "finished" enough to have guests over for a meal.
Please note that there are still some small things missing/incomplete (like the lack of a threshold on the transition from the kitchen/dining area to the living-room floor) but I have been wanting to post this stuff online.
Please note that there are still some small things missing/incomplete (like the lack of a threshold on the transition from the kitchen/dining area to the living-room floor) but I have been wanting to post this stuff online.
guitargeek wrote:I just lubed my dad's nipples.
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Pintgudge
- The Big Oooola
- Location: Tacoma
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
- Contact:
Yeah, they own the place, they just let us stay here because they like us.Pintgudge wrote:It is very nice!
The grey kitty seems to be giving the O.K.! Oh, no, wait, that's the building inspector making a note about the work!
I dunno if you can tell in the photos or not - but the sill at the bottom of the large window in the living-room - it's like 12" wide so that the furry-ferociousness can sit there and sun herself and keep an eye on the world outside.
guitargeek wrote:I just lubed my dad's nipples.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Re: Cat's new house
Congratulations!
Looks fine to me, but the cat is definitely not impressed.
Do you have a work area/garage/shop?
FastCat wrote:Please note that there are still some small things missing/incomplete (like the lack of a threshold on the transition from the kitchen/dining area to the living-room floor)
Looks fine to me, but the cat is definitely not impressed.
Do you have a work area/garage/shop?
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Re: Cat's new house
Oh yeah, she's good on the garage front.Zim wrote: Do you have a work area/garage/shop?
http://www.utmc-forum.org/pub/viewtopic.php?t=16618432
<---absolutely green with envy.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Holy shit I am so in love with your kitchen.
Well done our little Board Member of Ferocious Speed.
Well done our little Board Member of Ferocious Speed.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.