It's used to make teeny tiny EDM tools, which are then used to form microchip wafers, which are then used to make tiny little, non-mechanical, experimental gyroscopic devices for DARPA.
And apparently it pays very, very well.
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I found out today what the nano-machine in my lab is for.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
I found out today what the nano-machine in my lab is for.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
OK yeah it was Nanu but whatever.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
OH NO! GRAY GOO! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Or, that's really cool. More scoop when you get it please.
Or, that's really cool. More scoop when you get it please.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
It's a guidance system for one of these.
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Tiny shit is soooo fucking cool.
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Tiny shit is soooo fucking cool.
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"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Trav
- Captain Delicious
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I think if you align the so-tiny-they're-invisible universes just so, they act like a motorcycle wheel.DerGolgo wrote:Neat. But...non-mechanical gyroscopes? WTF? Something with electron beams, I assume?
May God help us all. Destroy that machine. Save us from ourselves!
Also.
"With the engine running in the neutral position, disengage the clutch (pull in-clutch lever), press down on the shift lever until low gear is engaged, remove foot from shift lever, increase engine speed slightly, slowly release clutch lever while advancing throttle. Repeat procedure for remaining gears."