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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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simply incredible
- MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
simply incredible
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- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
This is the kind of thing OSHA will never allow happen in the USA.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- happycommuter
- Yep. Fuckin' Idiot.
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: okay, more impressive
My doG, that's like the longest ytmnd I have ever seen.happycommuter wrote:I was already impressed by this balancing act.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
Shopped. Fake. Nobody is so poor that they have to do this.
It must be some cirque du soleil training routine.
I'm kidding. Clearly. That is impressive. Now if only Americans had the same kind of drive to develop any skill, at all. We might not be totally fucked in this country. Oh well, moving piles of bricks is beneath most Americans. Lazy entitled baby birds with their beaks open demanding to be fed. Can't be bothered to help themselves. Fuck them all.
"Pfffttt, working my way up is so Un-American, I should be appointed CEO of a fortune 500 company because my community college counselor promised me six figures within 6 months of graduation with my liberal arts degree. There is no way I'm doing anything that isn't going to make me rich, by the end of this year."
Entitled pieces of shit.
Sorry about the rant... carry on.
Bricks are heavy. So are this guy's balls.
I'm kidding. Clearly. That is impressive. Now if only Americans had the same kind of drive to develop any skill, at all. We might not be totally fucked in this country. Oh well, moving piles of bricks is beneath most Americans. Lazy entitled baby birds with their beaks open demanding to be fed. Can't be bothered to help themselves. Fuck them all.
"Pfffttt, working my way up is so Un-American, I should be appointed CEO of a fortune 500 company because my community college counselor promised me six figures within 6 months of graduation with my liberal arts degree. There is no way I'm doing anything that isn't going to make me rich, by the end of this year."
Entitled pieces of shit.
Sorry about the rant... carry on.
Bricks are heavy. So are this guy's balls.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
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2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
When I was in eastern Africa I saw guys that sailed dhows from the mainland to Zanzibar loaded with cement and bricks and shit and they unloaded all that stuff by hand. They were white with cement dust, some of them. I can only assume they loaded it onto the boats as well.
That kind of work will lead a man to an early grave.
That kind of work will lead a man to an early grave.
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- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
Sure. Impressive as it is, I can't help to think that it would take half an hour to build some lifting device or invest in a wheel barrow to boost up production and avoid being a little old man at 16, but different places different philosophy I guess.Sisyphus wrote: That kind of work will lead a man to an early grave.
I'm not really from around here.