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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

simply incredible

Post by MATPOC » Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:41 am

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:44 am

That's so not right.

I bet he doesn't even go to a chiropractor.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:58 am

I was expecting the hull to break under his feet.
Guess I underestimated their shipbuilding skills.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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Post by Sisyphus » Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:36 am

I'd hire that guy.
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Bigshankhank
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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:37 am

This is the kind of thing OSHA will never allow happen in the USA.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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Jonny
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Post by Jonny » Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:56 am

Ah, the human body, with natural poise unhindered, functioning in a way which most of us will always find unfathomable. That's beautiful to watch.

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Post by piccini9 » Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:45 pm

I am a big fat sissy.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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happycommuter
Yep. Fuckin' Idiot.

okay, more impressive

Post by happycommuter » Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:38 pm

I was already impressed by this balancing act.

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Re: okay, more impressive

Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:41 pm

happycommuter wrote:I was already impressed by this balancing act.
My doG, that's like the longest ytmnd I have ever seen.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:37 pm

Shopped. Fake. Nobody is so poor that they have to do this. :mrgreen: It must be some cirque du soleil training routine.

I'm kidding. Clearly. That is impressive. Now if only Americans had the same kind of drive to develop any skill, at all. We might not be totally fucked in this country. Oh well, moving piles of bricks is beneath most Americans. Lazy entitled baby birds with their beaks open demanding to be fed. Can't be bothered to help themselves. Fuck them all.
"Pfffttt, working my way up is so Un-American, I should be appointed CEO of a fortune 500 company because my community college counselor promised me six figures within 6 months of graduation with my liberal arts degree. There is no way I'm doing anything that isn't going to make me rich, by the end of this year."

Entitled pieces of shit.

Sorry about the rant... carry on.

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Sisyphus
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Post by Sisyphus » Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:55 pm

When I was in eastern Africa I saw guys that sailed dhows from the mainland to Zanzibar loaded with cement and bricks and shit and they unloaded all that stuff by hand. They were white with cement dust, some of them. I can only assume they loaded it onto the boats as well.
That kind of work will lead a man to an early grave.
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xtian
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Post by xtian » Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:05 am

Sisyphus wrote: That kind of work will lead a man to an early grave.
Sure. Impressive as it is, I can't help to think that it would take half an hour to build some lifting device or invest in a wheel barrow to boost up production and avoid being a little old man at 16, but different places different philosophy I guess.
I'm not really from around here.

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