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Post by rc26 » Wed Jan 04, 2012 3:15 pm

OK mom asks if it's OK to shoot an intruder.

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Post by SSCAM » Wed Jan 04, 2012 3:19 pm

Can of worms?

Seems pretty straight forward to me. Shitbag breaks in. Woman shoots him.
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Post by Zim » Wed Jan 04, 2012 3:59 pm

Can of sensationalized whoop-ass.
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Post by piccini9 » Wed Jan 04, 2012 4:26 pm

Oops.
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Post by 12ci » Wed Jan 04, 2012 4:40 pm

edited to add: 20 minutes on the phone with 911 is a looong time.

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Post by goose » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:25 pm

I hate seeing a life taken.

However, when you are a fucked up stalking idiot attempting to, and actually breaking into someone's home armed with a knife. . . . well, fuck you and eat lead.

Anyone depending on the state to protect their life is likely going to lose it. Indeed, 20 minutes on the phone waiting for a response is an awful long time.

Sorry she had to make such a decision, glad she was able to.
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Post by Sisyphus » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:28 pm

Who said anything about 20 minutes? Did I miss something? I'm not disagreeing with what she did, but I think some people are assuming a lot of things here.
On edit: WHAT ABOUT THE GIANT FUCKING GERMAN SHEPHERD? WTF WAS HE DOING, LICKING HIS BALLS ON THE COUCH???
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Post by Rench » Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:26 pm

lol Sisy, I was thinking the same thing about the dog. @ points though;

1: it says in the article she was on the phone with dispatch for 21 minutes while the shitbags ran around the house trying to pry various doors and windows. Dare I say, they knew what they were after, and while taking a life is a shame, I agree, good for her.

B: There's about 300 lbs between my two dogs, and either one of them could headbutt me at 6'1 without their hind legs leaving the ground. That being said, they're fucking worthless beyond looking like they could whoop some ass, and if the boy is cleaning his balls, my wife emptying a whole clip in the bedroom is not going to get him off the sofa until he feels he is satisfactorily cleansed. :mrgreen: Just sayin'...

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Post by Mk3 » Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:29 pm

WHAT ABOUT THE GIANT FUCKING GERMAN SHEPHERD? WTF WAS HE DOING, LICKING HIS BALLS ON THE COUCH???
Judging by my german sheppard, yes, yes he was.
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Post by roadmissile » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:32 pm

Indeed, most dogs kept as house pets are only a deterrent to the most casual of intruders, and very few dogs are trained properly for a situation like this.

More ammunition for the firearms rights lobby, hooray.

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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:09 am

I'm not gonna bother reading that article, just from the stuff here:
She was under attack.
Her life was in danger.
She informed the proper authorities.
Things got close before the proper authorities could help her.
She defended herself.
The attacker got dead.
Regrettable, but the same could have happened to her in a very real sense.
To defend your life, lethal force is a reasonable response.
Regrettable and entirely undesired, but reasonable.

Had she been the legal owner of the firearm, with all the permits and stuff, she probably would get off on self-defense even over here.
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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:00 am

Would have been even better if she'd just wounded him and tied him to the porch railing. Which goes against my philosophy of if you're going to shoot someone in your house, make sure yours is the only story to be told when the dust settles.
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Post by xtian » Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:35 am

DerGolgo wrote: She defended herself.
The attacker got dead.
where you can point the difference between professionals and amateurs in my opinion and why it is better to have professionals dealing with that kind of matters if you believe that justice is not just shooting people, but I'm probably just a dangerous lefty commie.
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Post by Rench » Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:58 am

Xtian, I think everyone agrees to some extant, insofar as almost everyone has said its a shame someone had to die, and vaguely alluded to the idea that the mom is probably gonna have some issues to sort through now.

However, sometimes the professionals are dozens of miles away over here, and at the end of the day, I'd rather see a victim in therapy over an aggressor on the run or even on death row. :shrug:

But I'm a gun toting vigilante whack-job. :mrgreen:

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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:01 am

xtian wrote:
DerGolgo wrote: She defended herself.
The attacker got dead.
where you can point the difference between professionals and amateurs in my opinion and why it is better to have professionals dealing with that kind of matters if you believe that justice is not just shooting people, but I'm probably just a dangerous lefty commie.
I absolutely agree with you.
But if the professionals cannot reach the scene on time and someone is about to get killed, they have the right to defend themselves with whatever they got.
The cops turning up, talking the attacker into surrendering and thus settling the matter would have been infinitely preferable.
But that didn't happen and, in the overall scheme of things, the victim getting out of matters alive is preferable to her getting dead.
She shot a guy in defense, she didn't plot to murder the guy. He got shot because he was attacking a young woman with a knife. Utterly and totally justified, considering the absence of the professionals. He died of the gunshot. Should be considered separately under the circumstances. The shooting was the self defence. The killing was incidental.
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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:10 am

Some years back a 14-y.o. neighbor kid ran a guy through with a katana because the guy broke down the door to get in, after cutting the phone lines. He was an ex-boyfriend of the kid's mom or something.
He might be alive today if he hadn't cut the phone line.
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Post by xtian » Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:44 pm

DerGolgo wrote:
xtian wrote:
DerGolgo wrote: She defended herself.
The attacker got dead.
where you can point the difference between professionals and amateurs in my opinion and why it is better to have professionals dealing with that kind of matters if you believe that justice is not just shooting people, but I'm probably just a dangerous lefty commie.
I absolutely agree with you.
But if the professionals cannot reach the scene on time and someone is about to get killed, they have the right to defend themselves with whatever they got.
The cops turning up, talking the attacker into surrendering and thus settling the matter would have been infinitely preferable.
But that didn't happen and, in the overall scheme of things, the victim getting out of matters alive is preferable to her getting dead.
She shot a guy in defense, she didn't plot to murder the guy. He got shot because he was attacking a young woman with a knife. Utterly and totally justified, considering the absence of the professionals. He died of the gunshot. Should be considered separately under the circumstances. The shooting was the self defence. The killing was incidental.
I don't know any of that, other than the fact that I didn't really look at the video or wasn't there, someone formed to take these kind of assumptions should decide if the guy was really there "to kill her" and if killing the guy was the right response. If not, well, it's too late to revert to a safer action. It is trendy nowadays to state that the government and police are only limiting our right to freedom and happiness with the help of banks and that we all know individually better what's best for us, maybe they are and a little taste or rebellion is always good, but in the end and even if I know that we agree on the bottom line, there is a reason and a natural evolution why we all have special tasks assigned and why we grew a community with separated tasks, and doctors can cure and builders can built and police can protect us and mechanics can fix bikes instead of having us all hunting for food and defending the entry of our cavern and protecting our women and children from the rest of the hoar.
And I'm not really trying to make a stand or defend an opinion here, I just hate to howl with the wolves.
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Post by Rench » Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:44 pm

In one of those fascinating interpretations of of the law, leading to a strange kind of justice, the cohort of the dead guy, who skidaddled when he heard the gunshots, has been captured and is being charged with his buddy's murder. To wit: if they both hadn't decided to commit a crime that evening, then the one wouldn't be dead, therefore, the onus of the death falls on the remaining person who decided to break the law, not the one who was defending herself.

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Post by MoraleHazard » Thu Jan 05, 2012 1:01 pm

Xtian, in some parts of the USA, the police are half and hour or more away. So defense of one's life or limb cannot be left to them even if it were desired.

In general (not directed at Xtian):

Apart from an abstract wish that more people would say, "Fuck trying to rob that house, let's just watch the game.", I have little to no sympathy for criminals who are injured or killed by their intended victim. A criminal who invade someone's home and threatens her with violence deserves their fate.
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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:16 pm

Speaking as someone who frequently has nightmares that I've killed someone and am terrified of the authorities finding the body, no matter what I've done to hide it, and as much as I doubt there was malice in the young woman's intent when she shot that guy,
and even though I own guns and would probably shoot someone if I had due cause, I would not want to kill him. I just couldn't deal with that.
There's a sense of permanence that comes with the commitment to kill another person. It's irreversible, and perhaps my fear of that is based in my understanding that at times I would be capable of taking that irreversible step, in all it's horrible reality, despite myself.
Everybody's like, "Ah fuck him, I'd shoot his ass too," but talk is cheap.
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Post by piccini9 » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:44 pm

Also. the type of guy who goes after a young, recently widowed mother with a knife, or a guy who breaks into his ex-girlfriends house after cutting the phone lines is not a guy who is going to be rehabilitated.
Some guys just need to be shot.
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Post by sun rat » Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:21 pm

good for her.

you never know these days if someone is on drugs or what their true intentions are, or whether they are even in their right minds. she assumed the worst and did what was necessary while contacting the police.

i wonder if she unloaded both barrels into the first guy, or if she saved the second barrel for the other guy.

hell, even if she'd aimed low he'd have still bled out before the ambulance got there.
fuck it all.

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Post by motorpsycho67 » Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:05 pm

goose wrote:when you are a fucked up stalking idiot attempting to, and actually breaking into someone's home armed with a knife. . . . well, fuck you and eat lead.

Yup


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Post by roadmissile » Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:10 pm

Sisyphus wrote:Some years back a 14-y.o. neighbor kid ran a guy through with a katana because the guy broke down the door to get in, after cutting the phone lines.
That's some highlander shit right there.

It's true that most people are not mentally prepared to take a life, and she will have to deal with it, probably a bit of therapy to come. Better to be a survivor, not to mention the whole bonus of keeping your child safe.

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Post by Vitiare » Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:21 pm

roadmissile wrote:Indeed, most dogs kept as house pets are only a deterrent to the most casual of intruders, and very few dogs are trained properly for a situation like this.
And when they *ARE* trained as a guard dog, the media will show stories about "beloved pet attacks kids in yard." etc.


The moral of this story: dont trust a dog or a government official to save your ass in an emergency. Get a gun, learn how to operate it safely, and come to terms with the fact that you may need to kill someone if the shit hits the fan.
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Post by Vitiare » Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:41 pm

Sisyphus wrote:...and even though I own guns and would probably shoot someone if I had due cause, I would not want to kill him. I just couldn't deal with that.
If you have firearms training, you know that the rule is "shoot to neutralize." If you're a good shot, and you can operate well under an extreme stressful situation, you *MIGHT* be able to shoot the bad guy in the leg or the shoulder. But chances are you will miss, giving him an opportunity. There's a chance the sound of the shot would scare him off...but do you really want to roll those dice?

That's why a shotgun is a very effective weapon for home defense. It doesnt require a great level of skill, just point it in the general direction of your target and squeeze the trigger. The shotgun is also good because the shot will not go through the wall, the tree in the front yard, the wall of the house across the street, etc.

Sisyphus wrote:There's a sense of permanence that comes with the commitment to kill another person. It's irreversible, and perhaps my fear of that is based in my understanding that at times I would be capable of taking that irreversible step, in all it's horrible reality, despite myself.

When someone steps foot inside your house, especially if he is holding a hunting knife, you have to assume that their intent is to kill you. If you are in immediate fear of your life, you are justified in doing whatever you have to do to keep yourself safe, and that may mean dropping the bad guy where he stands.


Its kill or be killed.
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Post by Vitiare » Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:00 pm

"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."

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Post by Sisyphus » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:04 pm

LoL trust me, I'm good under the pressure. No worries there. I'm not saying I'm a crack shot or anything but a couple months ago I managed to shoot a fox in the face who was in my chicken enclosure, about twenty yards away. After running a hundred feet to get the gun and back again.
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Post by Vitiare » Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:24 pm

Nice job. But for the average person, they would probably miss. I dont trust my own skills under that kind of stress situation. I'd rather increase my chances of hitting the guy, which is why I fully endorse the use of a shotgun. Perferably a tactical so you have more than one or two shots.

Hell, load it with salt for some extra flavor!
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Post by Vitiare » Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:53 pm

OK, forget about loading the shotgun with rock salt. Turns out its pretty useless:

http://theboxotruth.com/docs/bot33.htm
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