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WeAintFoundShit
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Best ad for GirlScout cookies I've ever seen. (New Vid.)

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:49 pm

EDIT: After the immediate media shitstorm ensued, the makers of the video turned it to private. Unfortunately for them, there are no take-backs on the internet. Ever. So here's the non-take-back version that another youtube member deftly copied and posted so the ignorance could be highlighted and mocked into the future.

Makes me want to go out and buy ten boxes.

Om nom nom nom nom....

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TD41W5mIWmY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Last edited by WeAintFoundShit on Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:10 am, edited 2 times in total.


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Post by Bigshankhank » Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:31 pm

That right there is one private motherfucking video.
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Post by piccini9 » Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:17 pm

Bigshankhank wrote:That right there is one private motherfucking video.
Not a very good advertisement then, is it?
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Post by Bigshankhank » Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:45 pm

piccini9 wrote:
Bigshankhank wrote:That right there is one private motherfucking video.
Not a very good advertisement then, is it?
You tryin' to be smart there tough-guy?
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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Post by rolly » Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:49 pm

Bigshankhank wrote:That right there is one private motherfucking video.
Here's the website of the people who made it, you can probably get the gist. http://www.honestgirlscouts.com/

Now, for some cookies.

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Post by piccini9 » Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:40 pm

Bigshankhank wrote:
piccini9 wrote:
Bigshankhank wrote:That right there is one private motherfucking video.
Not a very good advertisement then, is it?
You tryin' to be smart there tough-guy?
It is NOT a café racer! :P
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Post by Metalredneck » Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:04 pm

A private soapbox? Now THAT is underground.
Done.

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Post by sun rat » Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:19 pm

rolly wrote: Now, for some cookies.
i've never been one to buy too many over-priced sweets. but this year i think they'll make great gifts for everyone i can afford to buy them for...
fuck it all.

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AZRider
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Post by AZRider » Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:58 pm

Dimwitted fucktards.
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Post by Zer0 » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:03 pm

AZRider wrote:Dimwitted fucktards.
Couldn't have said it better myself.

And the removed video's been removed . Again.
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Post by Bo_9 » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:30 am

As the father of a Girl Scout (Brownie) and husband to a troop leader I think that video is the stupidest thing I've seen relating to GS.
Really there are a lot of much bigger issues with GS as an organization than their policy on trans-gendered kids identifying as girls. Believe it or not this video was discussed at the regional level (surely a hot topic here in the plains) here and the actual process to get into the troop in that situation is fairly thorough, for the only purpose of making sure that the kid fully represents themselves as a girl. Bunch of backwards minded folks making that video.
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Post by Zer0 » Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:43 am

Any way we can see it somewhere else? I can't resist watching stupid people doing stupid things.
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Post by Bo_9 » Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:48 am

A cursory search looks like most copies on major sites have been removed.
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"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"

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