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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
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by Groove » Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:06 pm
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09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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by Sisyphus » Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:54 pm
I've lost more knives than I actually own; right now I have...Lessee here...
I think I currently have five in all. Three of which are working knives, which means I use them day-to-day at work, some are semi-retired.
I'll get on the pics tomorrow.
Since we're on about it, I have a CRKT I really, really like but can't find it, and I lost an Italian switchblade I reallly miss. I'd like to replace it with an assisted-opening knife. Where can I get one with a minimum of hassle? Last I heard you have to present an armed forces ID, but my Merchant Marine ID should suffice.
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
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by Groove » Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:58 pm
Sisyphus wrote: I'd like to replace it with an assisted-opening knife. Where can I get one with a minimum of hassle? Last I heard you have to present an armed forces ID, but my Merchant Marine ID should suffice.
Look at Kershaw for assisted openers (leek, scallion, needs work), etc., I've bought a few on Amazon with no hassle. Buck is even making assisted openers now!
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09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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by Zim » Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:52 pm
Sisyphus, I picked up a
Buck Rush assisted opener at Freeport Knife Co. 7 years ago. No hassle... well, except for the oblivious tourists.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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by Sisyphus » Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:02 pm
I think I'm looking for a spring-assist one. Not sure if we're talking about the same thing. But okay.
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
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by Groove » Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:05 pm
Non switch blade, flips open instead of poking out in a stabby fashion.
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09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
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by Groove » Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:12 pm
Shit man, just get yourself a great little concealable fixed blade.
Sits almost unnoticed in a front pocket, and it's tough enough to split kindling for a campfire.
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09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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by Sisyphus » Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:28 pm
I need something I can use one-handed. Concealability is not important.
Pure utility.
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
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by Groove » Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:42 pm
Sisyphus wrote:I need something I can use one-handed. Concealability is not important.
Pure utility.
Buck Vantage Avid or Pro, great "flipper" with awesome blade steel.
In Russian but awesome:
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09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
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by Groove » Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:46 pm
The Vantage Avid is what I carry every day for work and it's plenty tough.
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03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:31 pm
That blade forum has lots 'o stabby/slicey/choppy goodness. Thanks.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
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by motorpsycho67 » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:53 pm
I gots a few stabby toys..... too lazy to list em or take pics though.
Want to get a new boot knife soon...
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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by Bigshankhank » Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:44 am
I've worn out more knives than I care to think about, just about the same time I need a new pair of work boots I've snapped or bent the blade or worn out the handle. Of course, I don't buy fancy knives, or boots for that matter, I just need one at work to do all sorts of whatever.
That being said, I bought a 1st gen Leatherman back in 1993 which I still have, and is still without a doubt the best knife I've ever had. I lose it from time to time but always find it again. Last time I lost it, I found it in a carry-on bag when the helpful TSA agent pulled me out of line to berate me for trying to bring it on a plane. $13 in shipping later, I had it back in my hot little hands.
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Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
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kitkat
- Magnum Jihad
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by kitkat » Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:10 am
I have two knives that cover all my varied work needs:
and
I'm trying to think of what i'd use a stiff blade conventional knife for day-today (outside the kitchen) and i come up empty?
The art in some of these decorative knives is pretty impressive tho...
"The ultimate word is I LIKE." --Jack London
auribus teneo lupum
old FJ 1250; MZ Mastiff; Bandit 1200
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
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by Groove » Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:09 am
motorpsycho67 wrote:
Those are nice
I concur!
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03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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by Sisyphus » Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:47 am
Top to bottom, Swiss Army knife I carry when on the bike or whenever.
The USMC Camillus knife kept in the nightstand drawer
My retired rope wrench I carried for about fifteen years. I broke the tip off of it showing off how flexible it was. Apparently it wasn't as flexible as I thought. I loved that knife. Nice, thin spring steel blade that kept an edge forever. I reground the point on it, it's missing about an inch.
My current rope wrench, a Buck I picked up last year when I couldn't find my CRKT, which I really prefer.
Another knife, laminated Swedish number I used to carry at sea for a number of years. Now semi-retired.
I couldn't find my machete, but its around.
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