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I'd consider giving up a bike for one of these.
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
I'd consider giving up a bike for one of these.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
No way. I used to live near a commuter airport in Florida, there were always emergency vehicles responding to crashes out there. Shit on those little planes, I'll keep my feet on the ground thank you very much.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
I see a machine that, probably, isn't such a great car or a great plane, either. Unless you'd use it to actually travel to all sorts of different places, keeping a proper road vehicle in your hangar spaces at either end would probably be the better idea.
Might be useful for the Royal Flying Doctors Service or similar outfits.
Might be useful for the Royal Flying Doctors Service or similar outfits.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
motorpsycho67 wrote:Pattio wrote:Use it to bring me a taco.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/2 ... 75842.html
Truly, what an amazing age we live in that such an enterprise might be credibly attempted.
I foresee a problem for deliveries in bad weather but also a great opportunity. Those poor ghetto dwellers don't have deserted highways and their traffic signs to practice aiming on. With these things flying around, they'll finally have the opportunity to pick up some proper training with moving tagets for the zombie apocalypse.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
That is too awesome. And I don't mean jangleplatz.motorpsycho67 wrote:Pattio wrote:Use it to bring me a taco.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/2 ... 75842.html
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Pintgudge
- The Big Oooola
- Location: Tacoma
I like this one better.
http://www.gizmag.com/pal-v-flying-car/22032/
Looks like it would drive, and fly better.
And, it has a wheel count closer to the proper number.
http://www.gizmag.com/pal-v-flying-car/22032/
Looks like it would drive, and fly better.
And, it has a wheel count closer to the proper number.
If man is fit to be governed, is any man fit to govern?
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Ya know, I have one of those little remote-controlled helicopters, I wonder if they would carry the weight of a taco? Only for room to room in-home deliveries, of course.motorpsycho67 wrote:Pattio wrote:Use it to bring me a taco.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/2 ... 75842.html
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
just as silly as this:
http://jetlev.com/
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/im1iNq02Kz0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
http://jetlev.com/
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/im1iNq02Kz0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qRVspuAJyAY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
My co-worker has a pretty cool drone that he controls with his smartphone, he's a noob at flying it but it's still plenty cool.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zbuuh6kb9TM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zbuuh6kb9TM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels