From now on, at all family gatherings, I am going to respond to all subtle, and not so subtle, racist bullshit with, "Yeah, those Niggers have had it way too easy for way too long in this country."
I just want to drink.
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Random Holiday Family Rant
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Random Holiday Family Rant
Can't really go into detail, well, I could, but I don't want to.
From now on, at all family gatherings, I am going to respond to all subtle, and not so subtle, racist bullshit with, "Yeah, those Niggers have had it way too easy for way too long in this country."
I just want to drink.
From now on, at all family gatherings, I am going to respond to all subtle, and not so subtle, racist bullshit with, "Yeah, those Niggers have had it way too easy for way too long in this country."
I just want to drink.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
That's not good in any situation.
Worse if you cannot respond with the righteous fist.
+1 on the drinking.
I wouldn't dignify an asshat statement with any response. Keep the peace, maybe let them notice on their own that you disapprove of the shit falling out of their mouths.
Worse if you cannot respond with the righteous fist.
+1 on the drinking.
I wouldn't dignify an asshat statement with any response. Keep the peace, maybe let them notice on their own that you disapprove of the shit falling out of their mouths.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
One stunted branch of our family has the fundie bug pretty bad, we used to do turkey day with them pretty regularly. One year one of my cousins was wearing a particularly offensive anti gay shirt, something about god killing fags or some such. Being a theater geek I have a lot of gay friends and have lost a couple close friends to HIV, and being young enough at the time to not care about pissing off family, I popped off with "Are you fucking kidding me?" I don't see them much any more, and I don't particularly miss them.
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"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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AZRider
- "I said THREE motorcycles worth of Fuck You!"
- Location: Insane Diego, CA
A friend recently told me, "never mistake time with your family for a vacation."
Sound advice.
Sound advice.
"Motorcycles are made of three kinds of materials: various metals, various plastics, and Fuck You. The trick is to design and build them with the right proportion and distribution of these three materials."
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
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I went this close to kick my step mother out of my house last night. Luckily I hadn't drink enough so I just waited until she left by her own will.
It's one thing to accept to go people's houses and endure their bullshits, it's another to spend your day cooking to have them come to your place and insult you.
(what, can't I have a rant once in a while too?)
It's one thing to accept to go people's houses and endure their bullshits, it's another to spend your day cooking to have them come to your place and insult you.
(what, can't I have a rant once in a while too?)
I'm not really from around here.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
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the only way to have a decent family get together is to make your own family and teach them to be decent human beings.
i did ok on that part, it's the teaching them to wash up afterwards for me that i didn't do well enough on.
kudos to all of you who refrained from committing a holiday massacre. not sure i could have done as well as you all did.
i did ok on that part, it's the teaching them to wash up afterwards for me that i didn't do well enough on.
kudos to all of you who refrained from committing a holiday massacre. not sure i could have done as well as you all did.
fuck it all.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
This evenings vitriol was reserved for the Jews, specifically the Hasidic sect that lives here. While there are admittedly some issues with the Ultra Orthodox Community that do need to be addressed, the language at the dinner table was pretty disgusting.
I am exhausted.
I am exhausted.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
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One of my brothers has developed a thing about gays. And, uh, eugenics. He never used to express these kind of things but these days he practically evangelizes. I'm pretty sure he gets some of it from Orson Scott Card, I mean, he quotes him often. Although his slide into intolerance also correlates to the attitude shift of Canada's political right, previously about secular fiscal conservatism, increasingly about American-style church'n'guns.
Anyway, I got my Easter supper from Swiss Chalet and enjoyed it alone.
Anyway, I got my Easter supper from Swiss Chalet and enjoyed it alone.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
Another american export we should apologize forrolly wrote:the attitude shift of Canada's political right, previously about secular fiscal conservatism, increasingly about American-style church'n'guns.
My easter dinner consisted of soda and ramen...
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Was today easter? Cool, should be some cheap candy at the store tomorrow. We went to The Hunger Games with some friends then went to a tapas bar. That does explain why my friend brought up the jewish flying zombie.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
We exported Celene Dion and Nickelback, call it even.roadmissile wrote:Another american export we should apologize forrolly wrote:the attitude shift of Canada's political right, previously about secular fiscal conservatism, increasingly about American-style church'n'guns.
My easter dinner consisted of soda and ramen...
/RM
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
What AZ said. I even love and get along with both my and my wife's family, but that doesn't mean that both sometimes require patience. Hell, I'm sure I'm a PITA at times, too.
Wifey and I stayed home this year. We invited my folks up for dinner, but they declined. So I went for an early morning Easter ride and then the Mrs. and I had dinner at home together. She made an excellent baklava that was very yummy.
Wifey and I stayed home this year. We invited my folks up for dinner, but they declined. So I went for an early morning Easter ride and then the Mrs. and I had dinner at home together. She made an excellent baklava that was very yummy.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
My balaclavas are usually pretty dry.
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.
I'm fortunate that the racist asshole part of my family is the part that I'm not related to by blood, and am in no way obligated to care about or spend any time with.
The rest of my family, while being devoutly Christian and markedly conservative, did not get bitten by the prejudicial bug, and are totally cool with all of their gay relatives. Though we are drastically different, we typically get along pretty well (that being said, I still have to censor myself rather heavily so as not to offend).
Oh, and my easter was spent welding up some more of my soon to be awesome, competition grade BBQ smoker (that I wish was already finished, because then I wouldn't still be sitting here, waiting for this goddamned pork butt to finish cooking; instead, I would be asleep, while the thing just smoked its happy little ass off until I woke up in the morning, but noooooo, I've got to work on this crappy little weber kettle, whose temperature spikes every time the damned wind blows, and will jump 100 degrees by barely touching the damper... but yeah, we're talking about Easter and assholes, so I'll shut up).
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.
I'm fortunate that the racist asshole part of my family is the part that I'm not related to by blood, and am in no way obligated to care about or spend any time with.
The rest of my family, while being devoutly Christian and markedly conservative, did not get bitten by the prejudicial bug, and are totally cool with all of their gay relatives. Though we are drastically different, we typically get along pretty well (that being said, I still have to censor myself rather heavily so as not to offend).
Oh, and my easter was spent welding up some more of my soon to be awesome, competition grade BBQ smoker (that I wish was already finished, because then I wouldn't still be sitting here, waiting for this goddamned pork butt to finish cooking; instead, I would be asleep, while the thing just smoked its happy little ass off until I woke up in the morning, but noooooo, I've got to work on this crappy little weber kettle, whose temperature spikes every time the damned wind blows, and will jump 100 degrees by barely touching the damper... but yeah, we're talking about Easter and assholes, so I'll shut up).
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