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Austrian Village Considers a Fucking Name Change

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Austrian Village Considers a Fucking Name Change

Post by MoraleHazard » Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:30 am



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Post by DerGolgo » Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:42 am

No. NoNoNoNoNo. Don't they fu**ing realized they are sitting on a fu**ing goldmine? They could market the heck out of the name of their town, enough for the the whole fu**ing population to make a fu**ing killing.
Fu**ers have no fu**ing clue.
Fuck. (-ing).
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Post by goose » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:39 am

I hope the name doesn't change. Really, I'm going to fucking some day. I only wish an olympic skier would have this lovely hamlet as their hometown.

I can just see the announcers doing the "color" commentary now -
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Post by motorpsycho67 » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:00 am

goose wrote: I can just see the announcers doing the "color" commentary now -

"The Fucking skier is in the gate..... counting down..... 3,2,1.... Go Fucking! ...... That Fucker flew 110 yards!"
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Post by SpecialK » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:00 pm

I wonder why Pfaffing doesn't have a problem? I mean that's pretty funny too. Speaking of which I have some business to attend to...
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Post by rc26 » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:02 pm

Simply change the spelling to "Fook".

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Re: Nicht so schnell!

Post by motorpsycho67 » Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:34 pm

Rev wrote:Image

Not so fast with the Fucking please...


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Re: Nicht so schnell!

Post by xtian » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:02 pm

Rev wrote:Image
that will take all its flavour once you know that "bitte" is the french slang for cock.
I'm not really from around here.

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Re: Nicht so schnell!

Post by Zer0 » Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:43 pm

the article wrote:However, the attentions of Anglo-linguists has now extended to swarms of half-naked women having their pictures taken next to the town's road signs, while the cost of replacing stolen signs continues to mount.
And therein lies the conundrum. We have two issues here, one of them a problem: half-naked women and the pilfering of signage, which must be expensive, but profitable if played right.

Why not have half-naked Fucking women with a collection can at each sign to raise some Euros for future sign replacement?
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Re: Nicht so schnell!

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:48 pm

Zer0 wrote:
the article wrote:However, the attentions of Anglo-linguists has now extended to swarms of half-naked women having their pictures taken next to the town's road signs, while the cost of replacing stolen signs continues to mount.
And therein lies the conundrum. We have two issues here, one of them a problem: half-naked women and the pilfering of signage, which must be expensive, but profitable if played right.

Why not have half-naked Fucking women with a collection can at each sign to raise some Euros for future sign replacement?
Or build a truly indestructible sign and have an annual competition whether anyone can steal it with no more tools than they can carry in their pockets. Televised with profits going to charity, but at the same time thus advertising the roaring tourist trade with soundproof hotel rooms, souvenir signs for sale and all that.
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