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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Jesus Is My Friend
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Mean Chuck
- Delaware Destroyer
Jesus Is My Friend
My father was a workaholic, every time you mention work he got drunk! -Rodney Dangerfield
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
"Jesus found me, touched me deep inside...Jesus is like a mounty, he always gets his men...and he'll zap you any way he can!"
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Why does this sound like Jesus is, let's say, less than wholesome?
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Why does this sound like Jesus is, let's say, less than wholesome?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Mean Chuck
- Delaware Destroyer
Maybe instead of "To Catch a Predator" they could make a show called "To Catch a Deity".DerGolgo wrote:"Jesus found me, touched me deep inside...Jesus is like a mounty, he always gets his men...and he'll zap you any way he can!"
...
Why does this sound like Jesus is, let's say, less than wholesome?
My father was a workaholic, every time you mention work he got drunk! -Rodney Dangerfield
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Mean Chuck
- Delaware Destroyer
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
This reminds me, anyone know where I can get a bumper sticker that reads 'Jesus is my best friend, but he won't loan me money.'?
/RM
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Best laugh I've had in awhile, nice find.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Careful, you'll just invite any Shakespeare geek around to quote Hamlet (yes, yes, actually Polonius, but from Hamlet) at you. You know, with the smug smile and air of self satisfaction of being educated and all that which being just educated enough to feel educated, but not so educated to be cool about it brings along with itself.roadmissile wrote:This reminds me, anyone know where I can get a bumper sticker that reads 'Jesus is my best friend, but he won't loan me money.'?
/RM
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
I speak to Jesus every Sunday. He mows my lawn.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
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scumbag
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Dubbya-Eh
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I feel better about this now.
I feel better about this now.
From Rev:
Q: What is a Doom Racer?
A: Fuck you.
Q: What is a Doom Racer?
A: Fuck you.
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Airhead
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Seattle
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Mean Chuck
- Delaware Destroyer
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My father was a workaholic, every time you mention work he got drunk! -Rodney Dangerfield
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
FU Chuck. I could only handle :36 of your 1st one before I thought of 
Can watch Scum's all day.
Not sure about your followup.
Can watch Scum's all day.
Not sure about your followup.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
I got to 12 seconds and I'm the rabid Catholic. Despite being a devout Christian I cannot stand almost all Christian pop / rock whatever. It's just so "meh" for me. The only religious music I like is stuff like this:Zer0 wrote:FU Chuck. I could only handle :36 of your 1st one before I thought of
Not sure about your followup.
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or this
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or this
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666(k) Retirement Plan of the Beast. Only offered by Dis Annuities.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.