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Oh no. Cthulhu is awake...
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Oh no. Cthulhu is awake...
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
I know some people who can't do that.Sisyphus wrote:Don't tell me you're intimidated by something that can figure out how to unscrew a jar lid in 16 seconds... Oh, wait.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
First time I had that I was in Spain, imagine full size onion rings but instead of onion they were made of Cthulhu.DerGolgo wrote:As terrifying as Cthulhu may be, he is also rather delicious.
Fucking delicious, I've yet to find any as good in the US
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
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Jaeger
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Trying to get decent seafood in the middle of the country can be quite a chore -- part of the appeal of staying on the coasts. I ordered fish in Indiana once and it was the only restaurant meal I ever got that I simply could not eat -- and I was hungry too.roadmissile wrote:
Fucking delicious, I've yet to find any as good in the US
And yeah, fried Cthulu can be yummy -- just make sure that you eat the critter, not the other way around.
--Jaeger
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Zim
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If we keep pissing off Papa Cthulhu by eating his babies, the middle part of the country is going to be looking a damn sight better than being within tentacle reach.Jaeger wrote:Trying to get decent seafood in the middle of the country can be quite a chore -- part of the appeal of staying on the coasts.
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DerGolgo
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Wait - does that mean the people who ate Cthulhu's babies are more likely to get eaten first or do you mean they'll have to suffer the horror of the great old ones awakening?Zim wrote:If we keep pissing off Papa Cthulhu by eating his babies, the middle part of the country is going to be looking a damn sight better than being within tentacle reach.Jaeger wrote:Trying to get decent seafood in the middle of the country can be quite a chore -- part of the appeal of staying on the coasts.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Both?
I'll be pooping my pants when the sea starts bubbling for sure, but I'll also be incensed that a taunting, militant vegan standing next to me doesn't have a tentacle wrapped around their waist, while I'm being dragged into the water just because of that Seafood Fra Diavlo I once (often) ordered.
I'll be pooping my pants when the sea starts bubbling for sure, but I'll also be incensed that a taunting, militant vegan standing next to me doesn't have a tentacle wrapped around their waist, while I'm being dragged into the water just because of that Seafood Fra Diavlo I once (often) ordered.
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calamari kid
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I had something similar to that in Greece. Found a little stand just off the beach that had something different every day, whatever the guy's brother in law had hauled in that morning grilled up right there. Octopus was by far my favorite.Sisyphus wrote:Mmmmmmm fra diavlo........
When I was in east africa I would go to the night market and get octopus on a stick. Imagine a whole leg curled up like, well, like a lolipop on a skewer, grilled. Fuckin' ay yeah.
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Apparently it's real.
http://www.geekologie.com/2012/05/that- ... Awesome%29
"Claude's shell is 15-inches across and it's estimated he's large enough to make 160 crabcakes..."
Mmmm, crabcakes...
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<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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As usual, the Japanese are way ahead of the west, even in apocalyptic matters like this.
Looks fierce, doesn't it? Now, you think "Yeah, that looks fierce, but I bet it's really small with them thin legs, can't weigh much..."
How about 41 pounds?
And that isn't a man-made freak of some sort, that's just a large specimen. Johnny, you probably did good getting out while you could. Or bad, depending on where you stand on the great old ones rising and all that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_spider_crab
Also, I just remembered, the last couple of years, pretty much all indigenous sweetwater crustaceans in large parts of Germany have been pushed out by Chinese mitten crabs and a lot of the indigenous species of the North Atlantic and North Sea are being crowded out by enormous (and often genuinely radioactive, no joke) crabs moving out of the polar sea, darnit if I could remember what they are called, as luck has it, when not radioactive (though probably even then) they are apparently delicious...the plot, it thickens...
Looks fierce, doesn't it? Now, you think "Yeah, that looks fierce, but I bet it's really small with them thin legs, can't weigh much..."
How about 41 pounds?
And that isn't a man-made freak of some sort, that's just a large specimen. Johnny, you probably did good getting out while you could. Or bad, depending on where you stand on the great old ones rising and all that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_spider_crab
Also, I just remembered, the last couple of years, pretty much all indigenous sweetwater crustaceans in large parts of Germany have been pushed out by Chinese mitten crabs and a lot of the indigenous species of the North Atlantic and North Sea are being crowded out by enormous (and often genuinely radioactive, no joke) crabs moving out of the polar sea, darnit if I could remember what they are called, as luck has it, when not radioactive (though probably even then) they are apparently delicious...the plot, it thickens...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Beemer Dan
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