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Two stroke, day one:
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Two stroke, day one:
Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend randomly surprised me with a visit from Imaginary Canada. She wanted to test out her new bike. Her new bike is a KDX200 two smoker. She found the power band at an inopportune moment, and stacked it into a pile of rocks. Fortunately, ATGATT. We went riding the next day; she has more bruises now.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
The initial bruises were more a symptom of the crappy riding area. The closest place to my house that one can really ride a dirtbike is this area called Prairie City. Great place to motocross, and has one of my favorite supermoto tracks (when it's open to us) but other than that, it's rocky, low traction, and boring. She poked it into the power band right as she was coming up out of a ditch, and went airborne... sideways... into a pile of rocks.
Day two bruises were from an accidental jerk of the throttle in a downhill switchback (at a vastly better riding area), after which she managed to find the one big rock in an otherwise soft and fluffy pile of plant matter on the side of the trail.
Mostly she is just a hard charger, who insisted that she wanted a two stroke for her first bike. Now she is learning two stroke. Until you get used to them, two stroke dirtbikes have a habit of sneaking up on you and doing funny things like going WAY faster than you need, want, or expect at any given moment. Combine that with the hard charger part, and you have a recipe for many bumps and bruises.
It wasn't two days before she was back at the gym, trying to do squats with one gimpy leg...
Day two bruises were from an accidental jerk of the throttle in a downhill switchback (at a vastly better riding area), after which she managed to find the one big rock in an otherwise soft and fluffy pile of plant matter on the side of the trail.
Mostly she is just a hard charger, who insisted that she wanted a two stroke for her first bike. Now she is learning two stroke. Until you get used to them, two stroke dirtbikes have a habit of sneaking up on you and doing funny things like going WAY faster than you need, want, or expect at any given moment. Combine that with the hard charger part, and you have a recipe for many bumps and bruises.
It wasn't two days before she was back at the gym, trying to do squats with one gimpy leg...
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Ah yes, I taught my teenage son how to ride on a two stroke, and he had a couple of those powerband moments. Good times.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
I hope she's not "trying" to impress anybody. Any chick who laser-guns sharkbears in outer space is already rad. 
Two strokes are fun. Hope she heals up quick.
Two strokes are fun. Hope she heals up quick.
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Does your Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend have any imaginary Canadian single girl friends?
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Yeah, it's mellower than others, but has a supercross pipe on it and could probably use some tuning, both of which negate some of the mellowness.rc26 wrote:Glad to hear that she got back on. More power to her. My YZ became more predictable after I threw on a heavier flywheel. Never had any of my KDXes sneak up on me...pretty mellow compared to others.
My CR also became more predictable with a heavy flywheel weight. Thank god, because there's no way I could ride the thing in the woods otherwise.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
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"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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Trav
- Captain Delicious
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My DT250 had an imaginary powerband....
Maybe it was just all powerband? One day I'll ride a properly scary two-stroke.
Maybe it was just all powerband? One day I'll ride a properly scary two-stroke.
"With the engine running in the neutral position, disengage the clutch (pull in-clutch lever), press down on the shift lever until low gear is engaged, remove foot from shift lever, increase engine speed slightly, slowly release clutch lever while advancing throttle. Repeat procedure for remaining gears."