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calamari kid
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Guy Martin is even cooler than I thought.

Post by calamari kid » Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:20 am

Seriously, he's sporting a level of creative geek that's jangleplatz.

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WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:35 am

Fuck yeah, that's awesome. It's like long way 'round for nerds!
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Post by DerGolgo » Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:07 pm

I dimly remember watching that when it was new. I liked the historical bits, the boat building bits left much to be desired I think. At least that's how I remember it, which is barely.
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Post by Sisyphus » Sun Jul 01, 2012 5:17 pm

Thanks for posting that; I know what I'll be doing into the wee hours now!
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Post by goose » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:40 am

Yeah, i watched the whole damn thing some time ago, I shoulda posted it but, well, I post too much as it is.

Damn cool show that is . . . he's a damned interesting character.
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Post by rolly » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:14 am

So that's the British Monster Garage and Guy Martin is the British Jesse James?
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Post by piccini9 » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:38 am

Yup right quite chuffed fancy a cuppa?
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Post by My Little Pony » Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:11 pm

Really neat guy, great video. I really have to struggle to understand what the hell he's saying though. It just makes me chuckle.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:57 pm

Half the time, when I watch him speak, it seems like HE is having to really struggle to understand what he's saying.
Not calling the guy a dummy or anything, it's just that his facial expressions and wandering thoughts are pretty classic to watch!
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Post by Zer0 » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:37 pm

I haven't finished this yet, but really like what I've seen so far.

But there are times when I swear neither of them are speaking a lick of English.
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