PLEASE LOGIN TO SEE ANYTHING.
This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
Click below for more information.


EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
click her for the instant fix
Show
First fix:
  • open the menu at the top
  • hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
  • go back to the Forum Index
  • open the menu at the top again
  • click Mark forums read
    this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.


Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.

Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.

PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!

2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
Click if you have a problem.
Show

If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.

If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.


Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.

To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.

Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.

REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
Registration Information
Show
Automatic registration is disabled for security reasons.
But fear not!
You can register!

Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.

Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.

Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent
Image
Umah Thurman Midget Circus
Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.

So, we had this tonado...

A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
Post Reply
User avatar
DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

So, we had this tonado...

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Jul 15, 2012 9:38 am

Not a BIG tornado, far from it, but an unusual one.
Over here, usually, tornadoes happen when a truly big storm comes along. The regular, non-tornado related damage of these storms tends to dwarf the tornadoes. Still rare, happens maybe once a year or less. Even less often, not-so-big storms and areas of regular bad weather may bring one.
These happen, if they do, in the flat north-east quarter of Germany.
But this new one on Friday happened not only without a massive storm, but it happened just twenty miles from me, in a part of the country called the "Bergisches Land", literally the "mountain-ish land". Quite un-flat there, and the entirely wrong side of the country. I couldn't remember even one tornado happening in the western half of the country, had to look it up, found two in the last decade. Both hundred miles or more south of here, but again, both in very un-flat landscapes. It seems I have some misconceptions about tornadoes.

Not a big one by far, F0 or F1 apparently, but part of a trend of tornadoes becoming more common in Europe (Venice had one a few weeks back, the corner of Britain that used to be the only part of Europe to EVER get tornadoes gets them regularly now, apparently).

Anyway, everyone and their mother have cellphone cameras these days, so here:
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nuo-m_oGF0Y" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I'm not worried, merely intrigued and thought I'd share.


If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

SidVicious
Barista of Doom
Location: EM27ii
Contact:

Post by SidVicious » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:03 pm

Neat!

F0, I'd say.
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv

Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek

Image
Image

User avatar
Bo_9
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.

Post by Bo_9 » Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:49 am

Those are usually dismissed as "dust devils" here in middle America. There are lots of little ones that no one knows about just because you can drive for miles and never see a structure in some places.
Last one I actually saw was the F4 that ate Franklin, KS which is about a mile from my house. I was about a half mile (800m) away from it at my friends house helping him get the parents underground.
Only good picture that shows any scale I can find online.
Image

Still nowhere near the scale of the Joplin MO tornado, largely because it moved through much less populated areas.
When an old man dies a library burns...

"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"

JoJoLesh
Magnum Jihad
Location: Mid-Michigan
Contact:

Post by JoJoLesh » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:03 am

I do believe that twisters have been on the increase, and Hurricanes too. Temperature extremes, are likley culpable. To my understanding, when there is a large differance in surface vs. air temps twisters of various sorts are likely to crop up. Warm ground + cool air = twister

Mountainous regions and places with lots of lakes/rivers often have too many small arias of differnt temps to make the volume of differnce that it takes to make a system. With a general increase in extremes, we all will see things croping up more frequwntly and inplaces where they didnt before.

Again I could be wrong, but this is my understanding

Honestly I didnt know there were F0's, they are just "Dust Devils" here state side.

I've had the pleasure of riding within sight of 4 tornadoes. Always have the urge to sing "Riders on the Storm" by the Doors.
"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche

User avatar
DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:31 am

JoJoLesh wrote:I do believe that twisters have been on the increase, and Hurricanes too. Temperature extremes, are likley culpable. To my understanding, when there is a large differance in surface vs. air temps twisters of various sorts are likely to crop up. Warm ground + cool air = twister
No need to get so complicated. Global temperatures rise = more thermal energy in that atmosphere. That energy has to go somewhere, so something. Like making the air move about more.
Interestingly enough, the reverse would also work. Put up enough wind turbines, in the right place, stop global warming. You take that energy out of the atmosphere, it stops being heat it does.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

Post Reply