So, says his buddy while he's under the train.
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"That's fucking awesome though."
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
a) that's a long fucking train
b) kid was probably very lucky no stray hoses or the like were hanging down between cars
c) kid was doubly lucky he managed to jump out when he did and wasn't horribily mangled
d) kid was tripple lucky the train driver didn't see him lying on the track (otherwise, he probably would have stopped, wouldn't he? Didn't feel like it was slowing down like in an emergency brake and surely didn't sound like it.), otherwise he would have given the poor guy a heart attack
e) if there is justice, the kid's luck runs out at this point and the law gets to him. He probably won't learn anything, after all, nothing happened, so why is everybody so upset! Rail company are meanies, the cops are just robots, there's no humanity in these laws, he's the victim here dammit! And all that sort of nonsense, but still, he deserves some repercussions.
The railways are a serious affair, the livelihood of many depend on them and they are a vital part of any country's infrastructure. You may admire them from a distance but you don't ever fuck around with them. This kid need to be taught to respect that which serves him, usually unseen, every fucking day.
Also, considering these word, let me just add: get off my lawn!!
b) kid was probably very lucky no stray hoses or the like were hanging down between cars
c) kid was doubly lucky he managed to jump out when he did and wasn't horribily mangled
d) kid was tripple lucky the train driver didn't see him lying on the track (otherwise, he probably would have stopped, wouldn't he? Didn't feel like it was slowing down like in an emergency brake and surely didn't sound like it.), otherwise he would have given the poor guy a heart attack
e) if there is justice, the kid's luck runs out at this point and the law gets to him. He probably won't learn anything, after all, nothing happened, so why is everybody so upset! Rail company are meanies, the cops are just robots, there's no humanity in these laws, he's the victim here dammit! And all that sort of nonsense, but still, he deserves some repercussions.
The railways are a serious affair, the livelihood of many depend on them and they are a vital part of any country's infrastructure. You may admire them from a distance but you don't ever fuck around with them. This kid need to be taught to respect that which serves him, usually unseen, every fucking day.
Also, considering these word, let me just add: get off my lawn!!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
I about had a heart attack simply by watching the video. Especially at the end.DerGolgo wrote:Didn't feel like it was slowing down like in an emergency brake and surely didn't sound like it.), otherwise he would have given the poor guy a heart attack
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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MoraleHazard
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
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+1. Still, glad the retard survived.MoraleHazard wrote:Fucking retard.
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Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Rabbit_Fighter
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- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
At first I didn't know what was going on, but that the cameraman explained that "this guy's under a fucking train." That was helpful.
For the life of me, I can't figure out why he decided not to just wait the thing out. Then again, if rational risk assessment was something this guy's brain was capable of, he wouldn't have laid down in the first place.
For the life of me, I can't figure out why he decided not to just wait the thing out. Then again, if rational risk assessment was something this guy's brain was capable of, he wouldn't have laid down in the first place.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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Bigshankhank
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Back in college we used to go out at night and hang from the underside of a local rail bridge, maybe six to ten feet below the tracks themselves. We were usually pretty drunk, too. It was loud and greasy, and scary as shit the first time you did it, but given the distance from the actually death-inducing wheels we were relatively safe. Well, other than the risk of falling off the bridge into the Brazos river below. Nowhere near as stupid as this dumb fuck.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
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-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.