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don't forget to wave

Post by MATPOC » Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:15 pm

not sure where this belongs, and not really something I would re-post but this is just classic dumb

http://xtremesportsphotography.photoref ... po=0&pc=28" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;



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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:15 am

Ugh, target fixation is a bitch.
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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by Bo_9 » Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:39 am

Well, we know for sure the guy in the corvette has bought a full set of the pictures...
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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by Pattio » Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:02 am

Smug removal machine.
-Pattio-

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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by Jaeger » Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:09 am

Talk about a waste of a perfectly good Thunderbird...
Bo_9 wrote:Well, we know for sure the guy in the corvette has bought a full set of the pictures...
:o
:lol:

I'm sure his insurance company will be very happy for the simplicity of that one...

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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by Pintgudge » Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:25 am

The Doors,

"Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel"

Words to not crash by!
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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by rolly » Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:16 pm

:/ I'd like to laugh but it just pisses me off. The fuck you doing wavebro?

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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by SpecialK » Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:44 pm

He really couldn't have aimed any better if it had been on purpose. I particularly like image #19 with Wavebro flying backwards through the air his arms stretched out towards the bike-so poignant.
Too bad about the Vette, being the lighter vehicle it probably took a good hit.
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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by xtian » Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:20 pm

The bags and cases are what really makes me sad, the guy was probably genuinely travelling and not just bragging around on his shiny chopper. They he has to find his way home with a broken bike and a sore butt. :(
I'm not really from around here.

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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by Metalredneck » Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:49 am

Best laugh this week. Thanks.
Done.

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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by goose » Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:22 pm

The Kodak effect in full blossom! Wow, that was just, painful to click through. It really doesn't take much of a distraction to get into serious shit in a serious haste does it?
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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by 12ci » Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:03 pm

now available an an animated gif:

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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Oct 24, 2012 10:24 am

12ci wrote:now available an an animated gif:

Image
I was thinking about putting one together!
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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by Jonny » Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:03 am

Extreme sports photography indeed. I give him a 9.2 because he just didn't make the landing stick.










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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by JoJoLesh » Mon Oct 29, 2012 4:27 pm

around 9 or 10 be may have been on the frame. Not that that is an excuse for the previous, or what happens after, but may be worth a note. I'd say target fixation was a major issue here.
Watch that Vet move sideways! Thats what I call the transfer of kinetic energy in an elastic collision, bitches
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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by Zer0 » Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:22 am

Extreem classic dumb = extreem classic funny.

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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by goose » Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:52 am

love the .gif!

The kodak effect is ugly. I've been up HWY 1 a few times recently where someone appears to be doing their best "rnickymouse" or "killboy" impression. There's a paper sign saying there's a camera ahead then, sure as hell, a group of peeps on the pull out taking pics.

To me, they are encouraging even more asshattery than we usually see up there. Just like Mulhullond Drive, every nitwit that blows through there now is trying to get a knee to scrape. It's not that kind of turn and it leads to a tight twisty bit around the bend. Yep, there's going to be a lot of plastic debris on the side of the road soon.
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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by Jaeger » Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:38 am

goose wrote:love the .gif!

The kodak effect is ugly. I've been up HWY 1 a few times recently where someone appears to be doing their best "rnickymouse" or "killboy" impression. There's a paper sign saying there's a camera ahead then, sure as hell, a group of peeps on the pull out taking pics.

To me, they are encouraging even more asshattery than we usually see up there. Just like Mulhullond Drive, every nitwit that blows through there now is trying to get a knee to scrape. It's not that kind of turn and it leads to a tight twisty bit around the bend. Yep, there's going to be a lot of plastic debris on the side of the road soon.
To wit:

http://hellforleathermagazine.com/2012/ ... gle+Reader" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by rolly » Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:47 pm

Jaeger wrote: To wit:

http://hellforleathermagazine.com/2012/ ... gle+Reader" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

--Jaeger
To be fair to that guy, his bike looks like it had about as much lean when it ground out as mine does on it's sidestand. I'd crash that thing turning off my street! But, to be fair to that guy, it's his fucking bike and he should know it's capabilities (or debilities).

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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by MATPOC » Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:37 pm

Here's me waving at Killboy Darren, never took my eyes off the road even though I was riding like an old lady on the way to Sunday service.

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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by xtian » Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:18 am

Jaeger wrote:
goose wrote:love the .gif!

The kodak effect is ugly. I've been up HWY 1 a few times recently where someone appears to be doing their best "rnickymouse" or "killboy" impression. There's a paper sign saying there's a camera ahead then, sure as hell, a group of peeps on the pull out taking pics.

To me, they are encouraging even more asshattery than we usually see up there. Just like Mulhullond Drive, every nitwit that blows through there now is trying to get a knee to scrape. It's not that kind of turn and it leads to a tight twisty bit around the bend. Yep, there's going to be a lot of plastic debris on the side of the road soon.
To wit:

http://hellforleathermagazine.com/2012/ ... gle+Reader" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

--Jaeger
Now this one deserves a good stoning. what kind of guy crashes a perfect bike and walks away without a single glance or cut the kill switch ?!
I'm not really from around here.

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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by Zer0 » Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:18 am

xtian wrote:
Jaeger wrote: http://hellforleathermagazine.com/2012/ ... gle+Reader" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

--Jaeger
Now this one deserves a good stoning. what kind of guy crashes a perfect bike and walks away without a single glance or cut the kill switch ?!
I must have missed the perfect bike--all I saw was the white whale doing something that dumb yahoo should have known not to. Dumb cracker.
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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by JoJoLesh » Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:56 pm

The white whale dude at least made sparks till he went down. That earns some points with me
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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by rolly » Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:00 pm

Zer0 wrote:
xtian wrote:
Jaeger wrote: http://hellforleathermagazine.com/2012/ ... gle+Reader" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

--Jaeger
Now this one deserves a good stoning. what kind of guy crashes a perfect bike and walks away without a single glance or cut the kill switch ?!
I must have missed the perfect bike--all I saw was the white whale doing something that dumb yahoo should have known not to. Dumb cracker.
I presume he meant it was in perfect condition, or brand new, not that it was Plato's ideal motorcycle of which all other sickles are mere distorted shadows.

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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by xtian » Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:32 pm

Zer0 wrote:
xtian wrote:
Jaeger wrote:
true. It's not like it was a V-rod anyway.
Make that "immaculate" ?
I'm not really from around here.

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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by Zer0 » Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:24 am

I was being funny. What do you alll know from funny? You don't know funny from a hole in your head.

Punkass kids.

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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by 12ci » Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:08 pm

this is the funniest line
xtian wrote: It's not like it was a V-rod anyway.
in this thread


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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by MATPOC » Sat Nov 03, 2012 4:31 am

looking at the Gif I got a better idea of what happened, seems he panicked mid-corner and stood the bike up...

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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by JoJoLesh » Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:52 am

Having never seen one of these cameras, just how does this guy's setup work? Is it an automated system? There seems to be many shots of truly uninspiring rides. Look at the car/truck section. It seems he photo'ed anybody making that bend, including folks just passing through maybe on their daily drives. Is this just an unmanned target tracking setup? I just don't see a persons thought path that says, "Here is a minivan closing at a truly conservative speed, I bet that person would like a photo line of their driving!"

http://xtremesportsphotography.photoref ... 142&pc=808" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Oh ya, money shot there.
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Re: don't forget to wave

Post by rolly » Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:18 am

Unless things have changed recently, I believe there's a guy manning the camera, taking pictures of every vehicle that passes. The thought is that the Tail of The Dragon is kind of out of the way, so most of the traffic are there for the road itself, and therefore might like some pictures of their vehicle there, even it is somewhat unimpressive.

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