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POINTED STICKS!
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- Lurker
- Location: Desk in Closet
- kam
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Seattle, again.
- Contact:
I carry more than one knife, but I'm a Silat wierdo.
CRKT Heiho, awesome assisted folder, thats knife #1.
I also carry a SPYDERCO PACIFIC SALT BLACK BLADE ~ C91BBK, its rust proof H1 steel, so it takes and holds a nasty edge, but isn't a pain in the ass to sharpen like stainless.
CRKT Heiho, awesome assisted folder, thats knife #1.
I also carry a SPYDERCO PACIFIC SALT BLACK BLADE ~ C91BBK, its rust proof H1 steel, so it takes and holds a nasty edge, but isn't a pain in the ass to sharpen like stainless.
"There are only three sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting, and motor racing. All the rest are merely games." - Ernest Hemingway
"Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?" - Anton Chigurh
'08 versys aka big red bitch
"Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?" - Anton Chigurh
'08 versys aka big red bitch
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- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
Bugger! This thread again..... last time I ended up killing a day or two knife shopping
My current carry list is a Spyderco Harpy (going on 16 years, has some dings and chips, still cuts through metal tho)
a wee Victronox (I keep 4-5 of these around at home in case I lose one):
Standard Leatherman that I've carried for 22 years. Although I've been looking at getting one of the newer ones I've not gotten around to it.
I picked up a nice one of these the last time I was in Mexico, but I don't carry it often:
For $20 it's one of the best quality knives I own. I've been looking to get a few more of these but the quality (when you can find them in the US) is generally crap.
My current carry list is a Spyderco Harpy (going on 16 years, has some dings and chips, still cuts through metal tho)
a wee Victronox (I keep 4-5 of these around at home in case I lose one):
Standard Leatherman that I've carried for 22 years. Although I've been looking at getting one of the newer ones I've not gotten around to it.
I picked up a nice one of these the last time I was in Mexico, but I don't carry it often:
For $20 it's one of the best quality knives I own. I've been looking to get a few more of these but the quality (when you can find them in the US) is generally crap.
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Beemer Dan wrote:
I picked up a nice one of these the last time I was in Mexico, but I don't carry it often:
For $20 it's one of the best quality knives I own. I've been looking to get a few more of these but the quality (when you can find them in the US) is generally crap.
I got me one o' the Made in Italy versions...
An old roommate left it behind when I lived in SF
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
- red
- Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
- Location: Indy
- Contact:
Nice! Alaways liked that model.Beemer Dan wrote:
I carry the CRKT Edgie everyday. Used to carry the Swiss Army knife I've had since 2nd grade but after almost losing it twice, I stopped carrying it.
Good utility knife that sharpens it's self.
Proud Survivor From Thread Hole 64 Campaign
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
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- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
My stiletto/switch has "made in Italy" on it, but I would have paid more if it had "made in Tijuana", that would be badass.
The CRKTs look really nice, good weight to them as well. I'm betting they have the same problem that the Spyderco's have, in that they last so long that you never need to replace them, hence no good excuse to buy more knives
I really want to get one of these:
and I miss my old police model, that one was perfect!
The CRKTs look really nice, good weight to them as well. I'm betting they have the same problem that the Spyderco's have, in that they last so long that you never need to replace them, hence no good excuse to buy more knives
I really want to get one of these:
and I miss my old police model, that one was perfect!
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Have had mine for 15 years as a backup for my dick.
Have never needed backup yet.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
The yellow ones are for pussies. Go Purple and no one will get close to messing with you.piccini9 wrote:Lately I've been carrying tis badass Gerber.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Odd, old assortment.
Left: Hibben throwing knives: I'm more apt to throw one into my foot than hit a target.
Camillus U.S.N. Mark 1 (Western Cutlery sheath): sometimes used when hiking.
Leatherman Blast: has been on my belt lately.
Middle: Victorinox Mauser, was used for camping but not recently. I've since learned that corkscrews are an unnecessary feature if you need to open a bottle of wine. Has a saw blade too.
Camillus Lev-R-Lock: used to carry daily years ago, but the lock was easily depressed when holding the knife, and the blade almost closed on my fingers a few times. Opening it with the lever was fun though.
Gerber EAB: used for a while. Uses utility knife blades.
Two scary Gerbers.
Leatherman Surge: lots of features, but HEAVY.
Right: Victorinox SwissCard. Resides in wallet. Usually forgotten about. Knife blade, scissors, pen, tweezers, toothpick, file and a pin.
Opinel No. 8: Has been carried in pocket for past week. It's an older one that locks open, but doesn't lock closed. Worried about reaching for it in my pocket and finding it partially opened.
Buck Rush: What I usually carry. Opens very quickly, easily, and locks solidly into place.
Gerber something or other. Was a warranty replacement. Used the former Gerber for years.
Left: Hibben throwing knives: I'm more apt to throw one into my foot than hit a target.
Camillus U.S.N. Mark 1 (Western Cutlery sheath): sometimes used when hiking.
Leatherman Blast: has been on my belt lately.
Middle: Victorinox Mauser, was used for camping but not recently. I've since learned that corkscrews are an unnecessary feature if you need to open a bottle of wine. Has a saw blade too.
Camillus Lev-R-Lock: used to carry daily years ago, but the lock was easily depressed when holding the knife, and the blade almost closed on my fingers a few times. Opening it with the lever was fun though.
Gerber EAB: used for a while. Uses utility knife blades.
Two scary Gerbers.
Leatherman Surge: lots of features, but HEAVY.
Right: Victorinox SwissCard. Resides in wallet. Usually forgotten about. Knife blade, scissors, pen, tweezers, toothpick, file and a pin.
Opinel No. 8: Has been carried in pocket for past week. It's an older one that locks open, but doesn't lock closed. Worried about reaching for it in my pocket and finding it partially opened.
Buck Rush: What I usually carry. Opens very quickly, easily, and locks solidly into place.
Gerber something or other. Was a warranty replacement. Used the former Gerber for years.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
I had heard a story about Dan, Stilletos, and Tijuana once. Tequila, fishnet stockings, and a donkey were also involved, so maybe that's a different story.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
\Rabbit_Fighter wrote:I had heard a story about Dan, Stilletos, and Tijuana once. Tequila, fishnet stockings, and a donkey were also involved, so maybe that's a different story.
I have heard he's menacing in his stillettos.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: the state of insanity !
as far as blades go, i have a POS machete that is really bendy and thin, and splattered with what looks like black paint. The handle is also not all that impressive. i will replace it with a gerber gator machete. Ultimately, i hope to eventually have a More Elegant Weapon, from a More Civilized Age
however, in the meantime, ive been looking at ;;
Cold Steel Double Agent II Plain Edge Knife
this little guy is certainly an attention grabbing little bad motherfucker; concealable, but also mean-looking. The rings are a nice feature, but i wouldn't wanna have it on me when having to deal with (paranoid) cops (or well, anything they would regard as 'suspicious', which is getting to be just about everything, and would likely result in matching bracelets and a free ride to the not-nice motel.)
Ka-Bar Full-Size USMC Serrated Edge Knife
a sturdy, evocative knife; in service since WWII, and has been used and abused, and still come out strong and sharp. im not sure if you can go wrong with a knife developed by the US military, for the US Military.
im also in the market for good khukuris (note the spelling, as opposed to Kukri or Kukrhi)
however, in the meantime, ive been looking at ;;
Cold Steel Double Agent II Plain Edge Knife
this little guy is certainly an attention grabbing little bad motherfucker; concealable, but also mean-looking. The rings are a nice feature, but i wouldn't wanna have it on me when having to deal with (paranoid) cops (or well, anything they would regard as 'suspicious', which is getting to be just about everything, and would likely result in matching bracelets and a free ride to the not-nice motel.)
Ka-Bar Full-Size USMC Serrated Edge Knife
a sturdy, evocative knife; in service since WWII, and has been used and abused, and still come out strong and sharp. im not sure if you can go wrong with a knife developed by the US military, for the US Military.
im also in the market for good khukuris (note the spelling, as opposed to Kukri or Kukrhi)
'It's the quiet ones you have to worry about . . . .'
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Funny someone would resurrect this thread.
Anyway, check out the convo HERE.
For the past couple of years I've switched to carrying one of a couple of those pens. I have two of the "Tuffwriters" (one full size -- which is quite long -- and another regular length) and one SureFire clicker pen, which is in my pocket here at work while I write this.
A few of things I've discovered:
1) The pen goes anywhere. Planes, courthouses, whatever.
2) The pen is actually a bit easier to carry -- it's smaller, less bulky, and lighter.
3) Having trained with the pen/yawara for a while now, it's quite natural, and fits in well with most martial styles.
4) The pen deploys very quickly with a little practice.
5) These pens (especially the Tuffwriters) are seriously built like tanks. It might be possible to hurt one, but I don't know how yet, and it would require a LOT of force.
6) It's really convenient to always have a pen.
I still carry a small pocket knife virtually everywhere (save airplanes, courthouses, etc.) but they're very much "tools" not "weapons." That said, I've received really weird looks from people (usually co-workers) when I magically produce a knife to open a box or whatever. I mean, the thing has a >2" blade fer chrissakes, yet people still get weirded out! WTF?
Anyway. Living where I live, doing what I do, and going where I go, the hassle of trying to deal with carrying a big pig sticker far outweighs the potential usefulness of a knife as a defensive weapon. I still train with one, but not very much any more (focusing on yawara techniques!).
If I knew I was going to get into a fight... well, I'd bring a fucking gun. Barring that, I'd prefer a knife to a pen. However, I live in a very safe neighborhood and the likelihood of being attacked is very small. I also live in an area that is so infested with po-po (state, local, Federal, and DSS) that I'm much more likely to get hassled for a big pigsticker than I am to need to defend myself.
C'est la vie.
--Jaeger
Anyway, check out the convo HERE.
For the past couple of years I've switched to carrying one of a couple of those pens. I have two of the "Tuffwriters" (one full size -- which is quite long -- and another regular length) and one SureFire clicker pen, which is in my pocket here at work while I write this.
A few of things I've discovered:
1) The pen goes anywhere. Planes, courthouses, whatever.
2) The pen is actually a bit easier to carry -- it's smaller, less bulky, and lighter.
3) Having trained with the pen/yawara for a while now, it's quite natural, and fits in well with most martial styles.
4) The pen deploys very quickly with a little practice.
5) These pens (especially the Tuffwriters) are seriously built like tanks. It might be possible to hurt one, but I don't know how yet, and it would require a LOT of force.
6) It's really convenient to always have a pen.
I still carry a small pocket knife virtually everywhere (save airplanes, courthouses, etc.) but they're very much "tools" not "weapons." That said, I've received really weird looks from people (usually co-workers) when I magically produce a knife to open a box or whatever. I mean, the thing has a >2" blade fer chrissakes, yet people still get weirded out! WTF?
Anyway. Living where I live, doing what I do, and going where I go, the hassle of trying to deal with carrying a big pig sticker far outweighs the potential usefulness of a knife as a defensive weapon. I still train with one, but not very much any more (focusing on yawara techniques!).
If I knew I was going to get into a fight... well, I'd bring a fucking gun. Barring that, I'd prefer a knife to a pen. However, I live in a very safe neighborhood and the likelihood of being attacked is very small. I also live in an area that is so infested with po-po (state, local, Federal, and DSS) that I'm much more likely to get hassled for a big pigsticker than I am to need to defend myself.
C'est la vie.
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Re: POINTED STICKS!
I made this a couple days ago. I call it Fender. Was going to make a bigger one as a companion piece, but the landlord came by today and chopped p all the good sticks in my yard.
It's maple.
It's maple.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mid-Michigan
- Contact:
Re: POINTED STICKS!
Very good P. Nice wood selection too. Going to fire harden her?
"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche
- Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
Re: POINTED STICKS!
Jealous.
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Re: POINTED STICKS!
I'm googling techniques for fire hardening now. Quillon and handle may get a glue/string wrap.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
- Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
Re: POINTED STICKS!
Don't forget to temper it at 400F for at least an hour or it'll be brittle.piccini9 wrote:I'm googling techniques for fire hardening now. Quillon and handle may get a glue/string wrap.
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Re: POINTED STICKS!
piccini9 wrote:I'm googling techniques for fire hardening now. Quillon and handle may get a glue/string wrap.
Glue/string won't be strong enough. You need maple welding rods. But if you are going to temper it, weld it first. Quench in maple syrup.
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mid-Michigan
- Contact:
Re: POINTED STICKS!
May I suggest leather strips, rawhide, or sinew. May be aesthetically more pleasing.piccini9 wrote:I'm googling techniques for fire hardening now. Quillon and handle may get a glue/string wrap.
"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche
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Re: POINTED STICKS!
I love you guys.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Re: POINTED STICKS!
The bigger one I made in grade 9 metal shop. The teacher caught me and told me I could finish the handles as long as I left the blade at home and didn't assemble it in class. The blade is the finest Hong Kong steel (that's sarcasm) and the whole thing weighs a ton. Won't hold an edge worth a damn and would probably be of more use as a hammer than a knife. The small one I found at a flea market for $5. The blade is 1.5" although I think it might have been longer at some point.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
- boz
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: New York City
- Contact:
Re: POINTED STICKS!
Surprised Kershaw wasn't on the list. I love my partially serrated Kershaw Blur. My well worn original was confiscated by NY's finest despite legally carrying it. My current issue sees less use but still gets opened a couple times a week.
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Earn your beer.
Aught aught Zrex Zelda.
Earn your beer.
Aught aught Zrex Zelda.