SUUUUUUUUPER-Yummy Hotness!!!

Ames · Post by **Ames** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:18 pm

If it weren't for the combination of Milla Jovovich, ass-kicking, and BMW motorcycles there'd be something almost unnatural about the wood this gives me.

http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/feat ... efault.asp

Between this and Underworld:Evolution...it's going to be a fun month!

Rock · Post by **Rock** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:01 pm

uh- i'm stuck at my desk now.........

awesome

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:43 pm

The plot looks like shite, but...

Yeah, looks tasty. She's one of the hottest things on two feet.

--Jaeger

xtian · Post by **xtian** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:45 pm

nice stomach

SidVicious · Post by **SidVicious** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:57 pm

yes. yes. yes...

miss. Jovovich is near the top of my list of hot women.

<shivers>

Zim · Post by **Zim** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:28 pm

Jaeger wrote:She's one of the hottest things on two feet.

SidVicious wrote:miss. Jovovich is near the top of my list of hot women.

So I'm not crazy for watching The Fifth Element everytime it's on TV?

Mmm... Milla.

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:40 pm

zimquidl wrote: So I'm not crazy for watching The Fifth Element everytime it's on TV?

Mmm... Milla.

But dude, they cut out the boobie parts on TV. That's no good!

Otherwise, no, there's nothign wrong with you at all.

--Jaeger

Rock · Post by **Rock** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:46 pm

You mean there were boobie shots!!!!!

I'm buying the DVD!!!!!

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:48 pm

Y'all dont' pay close enough attention sometimes. Yep, there's some boobie shots in there.

Jeez, next you'll say "what, they show Gwennith Paltrow's boobs in 'Shakespeare in Love'?"

Incidentally -- did anybody else see "Sky Captian and the World of Tomorrow"? I saw it with a buddy of mine who is one of the gayest men I know. Upon seeing Angelina Jolie he exclaimed "You know you're hot when you make Paltrow look like second best -- all while wearing an eyepatch" and "fuck yeah, I'd do her."

My thought, of course, upon seeing the eyepatch was "wow! another orifice to defile on angelina jolie!"

--Jaeger

SidVicious · Post by **SidVicious** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:15 pm

Jaeger wrote: <snip>
"wow! another orifice to defile on angelina jolie!"

<chokes>

fuck, that's funny. reminds me of a couple sexy loser strips.

of course, my angelina fantisies have all been ruined now that she's preggers.

Rock · Post by **Rock** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:17 pm

SidVicious wrote:
Jaeger wrote: <snip>
"wow! another orifice to defile on angelina jolie!"
<chokes>

fuck, that's funny. reminds me of a couple sexy loser strips.

of course, my angelina fantisies have all been ruined now that she's preggers.

She's prego?!!? WTF I should really watch the tabloids....Oh well

SidVicious · Post by **SidVicious** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:28 pm

yes, she is. so everyone's reporting.

by brad pitt, no less.

the prick.

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:59 pm

Yep, apparently it's so. Angelina Jolie is finally gonna be a real mommy.

Jesus, though -- can you imagine how torqued those kids are gonna be?

--Jaeger

liablemtl · Post by **liablemtl** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:27 pm

Yup... it's infinitely sad that she's an official breeder now. I don't get too hung up on that many movie stars, but she WAS one of the hottest of all time... even if she did make out with her brother and marry Billie Bob.

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:38 pm

Wow, y'all are harsh -- that down on moms, eh?

--Jaeger

liablemtl · Post by **liablemtl** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:25 am

I like the mom of my child just fine. She's still pretty hot for being a mom in her 30's. But there's just something about that "never having bred" thing... Don't get me wrong. There are plenty of hot moms out there... I just hoped Mz. Jolie would continue to adopt and not give into the maternal "I just have to plop out a carbon copy of myself", that's all.

Ames · Post by **Ames** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:38 am

Rock712 wrote:You mean there were boobie shots!!!!!

I'm buying the DVD!!!!!

Or get the DVD for Resident Evil. It's pretty funny to watch with the commentary by Milla, the director, and Michelle Rodriguiz. At the end when Milla's character falls off the hospital gurney Rodriguiz yells, "Twat shot!"...and she's right.

Rench · Post by **Rench** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:51 am

Ames, way to crank it up a notch!

As for Angelina being pregnant, a buddy of mine nailed it. Being the genetic combination of Angelina and Brad, my buddy said he will fuck it, regardless of sex. RIGHT NOW, which of course would mean having to actually fuck Angelina, but he's willing to take one for the team.

-Rench

PS: Incidentally saw her in Alexander last night. Crap movie, she's hotter with an accent though.

Zim · Post by **Zim** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:43 pm

Jaeger wrote:Jeez, next you'll say "what, they show Gwennith Paltrow's boobs in 'Shakespeare in Love'?"

I hear she's pregnant again. What's next, little baby Banana?

Never did like her. She has this air about her of "the odor of my poo poo is not offensive. Smell it.".

But I do have a facination with Franka Potente. 'Hey, Frank, come to bed, will ya?'

badi · Post by **badi** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:00 am

Ya, Milla and Angelina are hotties! Let's hope Angelina will get back in shape after the drop, otherwise I'll have to dump her off my dreams. Shame!
Paltrow is a bitch ... and ugly too. Franka Potente has this nice girl-next-door down-to-earth image which I rather like. But her behind is not that great and she's german so she'll never have a chance to show in my wet dreams anyway.

SidVicious · Post by **SidVicious** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:53 pm

blackjoe wrote:Angelina Jolie is a hideous man-faced hag. There, I said it.

infidel!! she is no hag! she's beautiful!!

Flat_Black_Rat · Post by **Flat_Black_Rat** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:51 pm

She has her moments (like Gone In 60 Seconds and good cammra angles) but over all she is too boney... and yes I dont know how to spell... your mom told me that...

shit wrong board with the mom stuff, but fuck it...

Post by **DerGolgo** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:51 pm

SidVicious wrote:
infidel!! she is no hag! she's beautiful!!

I second that!

In another time, when men were men and all that, Angelina's lips alone would have made Odysseus forget all about that scrawny Helena chick.

problemaddict · Post by **problemaddict** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:26 am

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Rock · Post by **Rock** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 5:00 am

angelina jolie, did her 2 in the ass, she was so loose it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, I couldn't find bottom so I just banged the hell out of the sides.

Anyhow she is good looking but in bed no great shakes.....

Ames · Post by **Ames** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:11 am

While on the set, (director) Kurt Wimmer asked Milla Jovovich to punch him, in order to get a feel for the intensity she was putting in her action sequences. For the next several days, Wimmer directed the film with a black eye.

I sooooooo want this woman!

Another interesting tid-bit,

Milla Jovovich's character uses a more authentic variant of "Gun Kata" - a unique blend of gunfighting and martial arts developed by director Kurt Wimmer for his previous film Equilibrium (2002).

that one girl · Post by **that one girl** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:06 pm

this thread has been an interesting and somewhat horrifying look into y'alls minds. i don't think i needed to know all this...and yet, i can't stop reading...

meanwhile, angleina and milla = hot. gwenyth = pretty but scary with odd fruit fixation.

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:25 pm

that one girl wrote:this thread has been an interesting and somewhat horrifying look into y'alls minds. i don't think i needed to know all this...and yet, i can't stop reading...

S'ok -- we understand. we do. First, we have to live in these heads, and at least on some level, every guy knows he's a pig. My wife loves me, but she knows that as much as I rub her shoulders, cook her dinner, and act as a large heating pad when her feet are cold at night, I'm still a pig.

Second, most (if not all) of us will occasionally pick up a girlie magazine and flip through it, and/or we have some extremely honest female friends, and we know full well that women are just as mangled as we are. Hah.

meanwhile, angleina and milla = hot. gwenyth = pretty but scary with odd fruit fixation.

Good point. I think she should name her next child Kiwi. And you're right, she's really just "pretty."

There are three factors (and this is a trade secret here, so take notes):

Pretty;
Sexy; and
Cute.

Each of these factors are variable, say on a scale of 1-10.

It's fairly easy to find women with high (7-10) markings in one, or even two, but finding a woman with high marks in all three is incredible.

For example: Angelina Jolie is a 10 in pretty and Sexy (ok, she's an 11 on sexy), bu she's not so high on the "Cute" scale (decent, but not huge).

Gwennyth Paltrow is very pretty, and fairly cute, but isn't so high on the "sexy" scale.

Now, for example... Selma Hayek is a heavy hitter on all three levels. So is/was Suzanna Hoffs, lead singer of the Bangles (sorry, dating myself here). (Hoffs was a favorite of a college buddy of mine who finally explained this system to me.)

Milla Jovovich also does pretty damn well on all three levels.

Jolie's score is all about the sexuality factor. It's off normal mortal scales. She's something freakishly sexually attractive; she makes me want to do things a mink breeder wouldn't put up with.

Yes, this system is wildly superficial (thereby supporting my original assertion that men are pigs) but I bet that all the straight guys here will say "yeah, he's on to somthing there..."

--Jaeger
oink oink

--Jaeger

SidVicious · Post by **SidVicious** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:45 pm

you might be on to something there, Jaeger.

that one girl · Post by **that one girl** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:59 pm

we know full well that women are just as mangled as we are. Hah.

heh, most guys don't even know the half of it. they blush like little girls if a chick uses the word pussy.

but thank you for the explanation. everything makes more sense, suddenly. and it's a really cute system.

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